Durian Uncle

Hey.. i thought the durian festival has ended 2 weeks ago.. * honestly im glad that it ended as i can control my diet and stop taking up much of durians .. im growing fat ok~~!! *

unfortunately , one morning , my mum received a call from an uncle. This uncle is very famous of selling high-grade durians with reasonable price. Used to call him Durian Uncle :P

Late in the evening , Durian Uncle came with his little motorbike and along with a big bucket of durians...u heard me , its a BIG BUCKET of durians. I never expect uncle bring so much of durians...arrrghh..."the unforeseen consequences"


Durian uncle now came with his wife Mrs. Durian Uncle :P ... nice couple always help each other and that's the key of success in family plan ( not promoting the maxis though.. ) :P we always request them to put in a plastic container so we can always select the best out of it. Those rotten one we always reject :P That's the Malaysian QC ( Quality Control ) we're talking about :P


Sometimes do not underestimate this little small size of durians. They might look small but they are damn tasty :P no kidding~!


This is how Durian Uncle operated his durians. Always touch it first , feel it and then " kopek " it.



Ah ha...that's what i called it " kopek " hehehe... this is our malaysian ways :D



Arrghh.. uncle , did you get ur hand washed????? I wish your hand are clean enough...!!!



Who cares....as long as your durians are high grade , we eat it :D ... Once you tasted this Durian Uncle's famous durians, you will never go to other durian stalls ever again!


Im going to be a durian wholesaler soon....real soon i tell you....



Look closely , did u feel the wrath of the king of fruits???

I've been telling myself to stop taking this anymore since 2 weeks ago as im getting fatter because of this but still i hate love this durians!!!

My New Orge Template...

A new fresh outlook for my new bloggie :D okok .. it might looked abit childish....but who CARES!! I love SHREK~!! ( i aint gay ok.. ) but i love the 3d cartoon animation and almost real-life combat too :X

The Movie is so nice and farney. The only cartoon made me laugh out loud. This movie setting was nice just like harry porter and LOTR. They have the right sequence and continuous movie without any gap. Here's a bit synopsis of this movie :-

How many writers does it take to create a Hollywood blockbuster? In the case of Shrek the Third, the last ship in this summer’s armada of trilogies, the answer is seven. That’s right, it took seven writers, all working to maximum capacity, to breathe life into the latest animated adventures of this foul-smelling, dirt-dwelling green ogre. Early on, though, what becomes apparent is that the plot was fumbled and dropped. It is lost for ever, I presume, at the bottom of Shrek’s swamp.

At the start of Shrek the Third we discover that Princess Fiona’s father, the frog King (voiced by John Cleese), is dying. His final request is to ask Shrek (Mike Myers) to become King of Far, Far Away. Shrek, who wants nothing more than to return to his swamp with Fiona (Cameron Diaz) and raise baby ogres, decides to find a replacement king. With only his friends Donkey (Eddie Murphy) and Puss in Boots (Antonio Banderas), reprising their roles from Shrek and Shrek 2, to keep him company, our Scottish giant goes in search of Fiona’s cousin, Artie (Justin Timberlake).

As the trio try to persuade Artie to leave his boarding school and return to Far, Far Away, Princess Fiona attempts to head off a coup staged by the arch-loser Prince Charming (Rupert Everett).

Probably the most charming creation in the first Shrek film, which was directed by Andrew Adamson and released in 2001, was Mike Myers’s wonderfully anxious Scottish accent. He had a foul temper which, to this reviewer, conjured up ancient memories of drunks jousting with beer cans in central Glasgow on a Friday night. The accent, much like all the other quirks from the original movie, has been toned down this time around. In the hands of a new directing team, Chris Miller and Raman Hui, Myers now sounds more Edinburgh Royal Mile than Glasgow Sauchiehall Street. Similarly, the message of the original Shrek – the celebration of individualism and the refusal to conform – is also weaker in Shrek the Third. These days, Shrek, much like the rest of us, simply yearns for the easy life, online shopping and better public transport.

For the audience, what this means, of course, is that Shrek is no longer terrifying. Nor does he provide an escape. Ever since the film-makers Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack first took on King Kong in 1933, directors have attempted to ravish our senses with hideous beasts masking inner charm. Films such as Gremlins spring to mind, although few have succeeded as wildly as Tim Burton with Edward Scissorhands in 1990.

Shrek the Third may not provide a Universe as grotesque as that of recent movies such as Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End or Spider-Man 3, but nor does it provide the ethereal beauty of ET. The latter, it should be noted, was the creation of just one writer.

One-Card Client

Do you know what does " one-card " client means? im not promoting any creditcard centre here so dont sue me :P

Today , my company was flooded with tons of clients. Some are kind and some were some how describe them as " one-card " client. To be polite manner :X

Here goes the " One-Card Clients " :-

Around 12pm ( my blardy lunchtime ) ..

Client A were looking at my company's main showcase. With his round big eyes , portrays some curiousity and interest in his mind , and i went near to him with polite manner ...

Me : " Good afternoon sir , anything that i can help you? "

Client A : no replies... * dont even bother to look at me *

Blardy hell .. where has the politeness gone ( he's from indonesia )

Me : " Sir , anything that i can help you? " * repeated the question again *

Client A : " How much this camera " * pointing to one of the cheapest camera around *

Me : " Sir , we are having promotion and this model is only RM299 only "

Client A : " Mahal!! " - Expensive!! * consider quite harsh voice *

Me : " Sir , that's the cheapest camera we have, How much could you get? "

Client A : " Di indo , harga seperti ni hanya Rp 1617300 " - * In indo , the price would be Rp 1617300 *

I was like .. what the fark??? Rp1617300 = RM 599 .. what is wrong with u????

Me : " Sir , after converted to ringgit , it seems that Indo is more expensive compared to us "

Client A : " Masih mahal... " - Still Expensive * and walked away peacefully *

What the fark is this ppl going on??? I think his maths are sucks! RM299 is more expensive than RM599....what the blardy hell.. I'm going to kick your arse u moron...wasted my breath and mind-juice and my LUNCH TIME!! U took my 30mins of my lunchtime ( which was suppose to have only 1 Hour to complete it )



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After lunch time around 2pm ...

When i was cleaning some equipments , suddenly Client B approached me and ask me bring out some cameras and wanna see this and that and ask this and that...

Me : " yes Sir? Can i help you? " * was half-way cleaning a lens *

Client B : " Yeah how much is this and that and what freegift " * point here and there *

And when i was going to reach for my calculator , suddenly .. a lady came in to meet that Client B.

Client B : " Ahh i was actually waiting for my wife. Its ok i was just asking only. Anyway i got camera already. "

I was like..... WHAT THE FARK is going on!!!??? Argghhh geram sia~~!!! Im going to punch ur balls dude...!!!! I swear when i see you again i sure grab ur ball ball!!! :X



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After 5pm...

Came one wierd client with long hair and braidings...errm some sort of nigga :P he was standing underneath the air-curtain of my company.
And i came to him and ask..

Me : " Sir , can i help you? "

Client C : " Ahh nothing , Im just looking "

Me : " Sir , we are having promotion .. bla bla bla bla - old grandma stories .. "

Client C : " Its ok actually the weather is hot and i need to borrow your air curtains "

Me : -_-" * nothing to say nothing to smile at .. *

Haihs...world has changed. People are getting wierdos... Now you know why i classify them as " one-card clients " in cantonese we called it " WAN KAT " means Bugger!

Happy Bird-Day Jack!!

Whoaalamaak....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BRO JACK~~!! huhu~~~!! so happy...everyone was cheering and mouth-watering while jack was trying to get rid all those stringy thing...


aiyo..slowly la bratheer~ the cake is yours ... hehehhe....hey i still want the portion of your cake ok..dont drop your saliva....


Jack is peeking at the little hole of the cake box. He's trying to guess what's inside...hehehe not osama bomb la :X

FULAMAK.... SO NICE... CHOCOLATE CAKE...!!!! Aww.. Nicole must be mouth watering by now .. ngek ngek~~!!


Jack getting an image on his b'day cake. Nicest and sweet taste of it. Unforgettable maxim cake house's chocolate cake....sooo yummmy~~!!!!

Argghhh unforgetableeeeeeee~~!!!! upclose again on the chocolate toppings...and sugar-made flower.... fuiyoooo!!!! I lurrveeeeeeeee chocolate :X


Private conversation :

Jack : " hey can the flower be eaten? "
Me : -___-" * duhh *
Jack : " ok i got it! " * showing his cheeky smile *


Damn kewl~~!! so colourful....awesome!!!


cut cut cut......please cut a bigger size for mine pls......im desperate for chocolates :P



According to my fortune telling experiences, if you found 2 notes with different currency, you will be a rich. ( dont trust too much as i havent pass since grade 1 )



While everyone posing for photographs ,

Me : " closer closer...hug hug the best "
Jack : " Arrghh enough close liao larr....im suffocated "
Connie ( blackshirt ) : " arrhh i had to stand behind ah...jack dont fart ok!! "

Everyone Laughed...

Me : " okok...everyone ready , 3 ... 2 ... 1 .. SAY CHEEZE~~!! Cheezeland~~!!

Sugar Ray Visits Penang

Ahha...finally our famous crystal collector cum blogger , Sugar Ray plan a visit to our Pearl of the Orient ( aiya...penang lah ). I've organized them a motel nearby the Penang Jetty and Komtar Complex. The location is strategic and convenient for travellers.

First of all , staying motel in Penang are cost-saving. Just imagine the room rates are from RM30 onwards and some with air-conditioned with fully equipped with TV , Hot Shower , Large bed.
Raymond came along with a group of friends which is around 18 ppl. Damn packed...they should arrive earlier. He promised me that should arrive at 11am. I've been waiting for them until 2pm :( damn punctual la cikopek :P

the white colour shirt guy is raymond cikopek :X was having check-in with a large number of his friends together.



The motel uncle was glad to see alot of clients. Too happy till nearly fall of from the chair.


heheh that's raymond's private 2 person room with air-conditioned....soooo cheeeeky~!



I guess raymond got himself into the tourism world book of record :X first time of getting 18ppl packed into 5 rooms motel :P How to stuff 18 ppl into 5 rooms? :D


Their actual objective of getting to our island was to visit the Bon Odori festival. Every year in July our island will be having the japanese ghost festival. Lotsa japanese kimonos will be worn that night. All pretty jap girls will be dancing with you. heheh now i know why raymond so eager to get to our little island :X

That night was a badluck! Out of sudden , heavy rain drops to the large field where the bon odori was held. Raymond cursing till his throat sour :P Poor guy....dissapointed with it and hereby i came in to rescue :P i knew raymond starving coz the sushi was wet with rain waters :P

So, John and I dropby at the motel and fetch raymond and his wife to a nice and coozy place to get himself warm up again :D We went to the famous Hokkien Mee Stalls in the " Gor Tiao Lor " ( 5th Streets ). The hokkien Mee ( some area called it Prawn Mee ) are very spicy and excellent taste. The soup are mix with prawn head and pork meat.



That's my bowl. I always love to request for extra toppings and noodle :P


Next to it , its the famous ice kacang in the 5th streets. I love the atapchi :D


That's what we called friends reunion dinner :X

Cikopek dont know where to start....ice kacang or the noodle or noodle with kacang.... :X

Arrrhhh so lansi...show off the ice kacang.....hey we oso got laaarh.... :D

Haihs...buaya act again........ i know lar ray, u buaya pompuan again la ...


Haha...that's Kelly ( on the left ). She's John's friend. I just knew her and she's friendly and nice. Until now i dont understand why she cant eat pork??? Hey our hokkien mee are full of porks :P something must be wrong here and she just kept quiet till we ate finish...still kept as secret....hey this aint fair man~~!!!


That's John with his hamsap face :P anyway this guy cant take chilies....always got himself sweaty and wet :P at times you can see him crying too hehehehehehhe :P


After the hokkien mee , we went up to the Balik Pulau hills to get chill and plan to visit the " boom boom corner ". Only one famous corner on the hill where lotsa modified cars with nice interior design and audio input will be demostrate to the public on saturday night. I can tell you...raymond is in bad luck :D That night heavy rain and they cancelled the demonstration. Poor little thing. In the end we just end up crap all night long.

Raymond is trying to show us his " jackpot ". Declined to name the function of it but i can recognize that this little pot is being used by the ancient china civilization. Its being used for storing wine or baby ghost.
Oops please ignore the right hand guy. No connection with the picture neither :X

We spend our night crapping till 1am. Sleepy....thank god i got my buddy as driver else i would be driving to the drain :X we sing and laugh in the car and thank god raymond is hell of a great joker. I cant imagine raymond still listen to oldies :P young age with old man thinking and that's i consider that he reached his maturity :X

The next day , i fetched raymond and his wife to enjoy breakfast at one of the famous char koay teow in penang. The oldest and famous " Sister Char Koay Teow " at Macalister Road. They opened that little stall since im a baby. its been almost 30 years heritage d.

errm no comment for this ... i guess previously somone did shit on this table .. :( ewww i dont ever dare to touch the table. No wonder my mummy once said that when food drops on the table , dont ever pick it up as its dirty!


Ray getting himself a chickie leg. I love the tender meat and delicious gravy. Others would have finger licking good , i guess this guy chicken sucking good :P


Tada... the famous char koay teow.. famous of genuine crab meat mix with egg and large JUMBO prawns. Price are reasonable from RM4 per plate. Not too oily and worth it :D

Ray started the conversation :-

Ray : " hey why the crab meat tasteless? "

Me : " When did the crab meat tasty ???? "

Ray : -___-" * frowned for asking dumb question *

Original Crab meat will never be tasty unless mix with ajinomoto :P

Guess what....that's what i called JUMBO PRAWN :D

Thank God Its Friday AGAIN...

Late in the evening , i got news from John that his leg was sprained ( due to over hiking ). He knew that his leg is pain , still eager to get his ass up to the hill and that's the result he got :D He barely can get down from his bed. Poor thing...so i decided to pay a visit to my buddy.

U know...i wont just visit , i will as well drag his ass down to Queensbay of course :D hehehehe always stay at home will get yourself rusty at times :P

So...

John were forced to accompany me shopping aka " kap kap " around Queensbay. Lately business over there were abit steep. Less potential buyer around these days. Nothing real special in that mall beside Manhattan Fish Market and my FAVOURITE TGI~~!! Arrhh i dont give a shit on business or how they were operated , the most important thing is that TGI dont dissapoint me can already :X


Aww look at his frowning face....i know i know .. ur leg pain...but no shop no life...no babe no life too :X hehehe eventually looking at pretty girls cured his leg :D at times i believe in miracle.

alarrr....i belanja u tgi oso need report to wife meh?

This dude always SMS-ing. In modern days are kinda cost saving. No longer calling. All only short messaging. Save cost and save time :D Even when you are furious with others , you could just screw them via sms without breath a word :D How nice was SMS-ing huh :D


Hey my favourite mushroom creamsoup again :D The waiter was asking me which i prefer , bowl or cup...for me sure bowl laaah... damn la that waiter said , " wah the bowl is very big one lor " and i was like .. hey u look down on me arh? blardy hell , that bowl is damn small ok... btw the prices are almost the same so i would grab the bowl :D



John got himself a burger. A famous friday burger if im not mistaken. I can tell you , TGI offers the best hamburger in town. It came with fresh melted cheeze and large size of beef with fries. Better than Mc-D of course :X see how thick is the beef .... whooolamak :D Some of my friend said that this position is a vulgar sign. If you keep hitting the bottle with this style , you are showing vulgar language via hand signal :D



sorry for those mc-d supporter but i really have to admit..TGI still rocks~! :D John is having problem with his ketchup bottle. The ketchup was frozen i guess.



Our Conversation goes :-

Me : " Tiu , what's wrong with your ketchup? "
John : " Niabeh , the tomato kenot come out larr!! " * showing his frowning face again *
Me : " Why dont you just use the fork and fork it out? "
John : " I wont fork , i'll f*ck "
Me : " ok you can do whatever you want with it , as long as dont pass me that ketchup! I dont want my hamburger to get sticky "
John frowned again... -___-"

Wanna know how John got his ketchup cum?


Whooolamakkk....everyone was loooking at him. Some are smiling. And i got some whisper saying " Hey look this guy is jerking on his burger "

ICE PROJECT : CHAPTER 1

John and I was passing by this car accessories shop to get ourself some goodies :D we both loved ICE alot ( not the drug..but its In-Car-Entertainment ). We love musics and the way of output from the tweeters.



Finally we arrived at the DINO ACCESSORIES shop. Friendly Boss and assistant. One of his worker intro us the CALIBER PREAMP. Its a tuner for music. An Elixir of Life. We can adjust the bass control , the mid control and etc....ok let's start my project :D


A handsome guy get in my car and fix the preamp and required to unplug all the connection cables and RCA cables as well. First of all , remove the steering wheel part. Before you remove the steering plate , of course you need to startup your engine to release the steering lock.



Poor SEG , im sorry to see you being ravished :X I can see all your internal organs :( all blueish arteries came out :P


Haaaihhss....sad scene again..with upclose with my N73 :P ... i have sacrificed some of your appearance in order to get the exilir of life. A potion to gain control of my zen. My SEG is my ZEN :D All because of my stupid Pioneer HU ( Head Unit ) which one of my colleague sabotaged my volume controller....DARRN!!! I never forgive u !!!



Poor John had to follow me for my ice project chapter 1. He was my adviser and as well master. He thought me lotsa of stuff in music control balance. He is damn kewl~~!! Eventhough he did not get his dinner , yet he still follow me to accomplish my first chapter. Very nice buddy and hard to get this days~!! Owe u one buddy!!! Never forget you :D best buddy of all :D


Pheeww...after couple of hours , finally my preamp installed. Im so happy!! So far i can say , this set is better lookin compare to other models on the shelf :P cheap price as well. I can get this thingy around RM130 and RM30 for the installation fees. Got discounted RM15 from the friendly boss :D


Dammn just noticed that it has the RED LED light on it ..... DAMMMMMMMMMN COOOL~~~!!! It glows reddish in the dark....so damn kewl~!!!!!!! Arrrghhh never regret i tell you!!!!

Batu Feringghi Hawker Centre

Why am i taking caltex gas station for? Actually hor.. i was waiting nearby caltex for hours to meetup with my little sister which is having her makeup while dress and undressing :( niabeh just like wanna get married stylo.

It tooks her up till from 8pm until 9:30pm. I was too hungry...without any further hesitation..



Tadaaa...i grab an ice cream drumstick from caltex :D dammmn crunchy the choco inside.



Slowly bit by bits , relax sitting inside my car while enjoy my choco icecream and wait and wait and wait for my little sister... my ice cream started melting....

Remember one word , " Chocolate is to melt in your mouth not your hand " - that phrase i copied from one of the blogspot famous blogger Nicole


Finally my little sister has arrived. Running towards me .. boink boink while clinging her cute little pinky bag with piggie tag. Ah doi...so big already still keeping that little piggie... somemore everything in pink....gossh...her wallet as well :S


Neeh that's my sister , CY. Damn notty and nasty as ever :D just see how she looks when grabbing her Mango Haagen Dazz ice cream. Aww she made me hungry... :)


Awww its so nice, CY got me a cup of Mango ice cream as well. Very delicious and no regret. I'm Lovin' it. Thanks CY :D

It's almost like the bangkok style most of the foods are mix with mango flavour. We chat and chat the whole night and forgotton that this mango stuff still exist on my table...and it started to melt :( gossh...my haagen..



My haagen.... :( melted .....


Later on i got my self a drink , a lemon juice. This lemon is dammmmn sour. I can tell u .. its total pure. The purest i could ever get in Penang. My eyes were barely open. It looks simple until you get the stuff in ur throat.

A moment of Silence..

Does she looked cute in this pic? why am i blogging on her behalf? It's because her soul does not rest well as the murderer has not being sentenced to death penalty.

I will make a long story short with this :-

1. At around 8:15am , Jess Teh ( her mother ) left her little daughter ( Ying Ying ) at the carpark to pay for the tickets. She had to walk around 100m away from the car. Why she left her very own daughter so far away? Does that sound fishy? If you had a daughter , especially your only daughter , precious ones , will you left her all alone " outside " your car and you had to walk 100 metre away from it? Why dont you just keep her in the car and locked her up with half-opened window car and aircon being switched on?

2. After paid her ticket , she was " shocked " to knew that her daughter being kidnapped. This is totally rubbish.


Some flashback time...


3. A broken Family relationship ; Jess Teh was in a middle of divorce with her ex-husband which had relationship with so called " china doll " and went to China for business purpose.

4. Left Jess Teh all alone with Ying Ying , and later she had a new boyfriend with her. I understood the loneliness and desperation in life. But will Ying Ying accept her new father? She's already 3 yrs old and she of course she will understand which is her true father. Im sure there were conflicts with Jess's new boyfriend and her very own daughter.


5. Some rumour said that Jess's bf ate ICE " a drug which is commonly being used to get high and forget the past " and her daughter interrupted his zen and he wacked her till death. Some said Jess purposely partnered with her bf to get rid of their " burden " - Ying Ying.


6. For me , The mother was not the real murderer behind this drama. Why is she have to kill her very own daughter? It doesnt make sense at all. She might hide something behind the enforcers so that they wont make any further arrest on others. She did cried alot when she reported this matter to the police. Her tears was so real. She even reported this matter to MCA and seek help to recover her lost daughter.


This is totally a make-up story to cover some big shit behind this drama. Believe it or not , mother and son/daughter relationship are the strongest and everlasting. There is no other important thing compare to the relationship. Im sure Jess had a hard time to deliver this baby out and of course she wont destroy it unless she's totally wacko or insane.

7. Heavily suspect was her newly-boyfriend. I've heard alot of murderer cases even in Hong Kong , mostly in this kinda situation , guys would be put into blame. Non-related relatives would have convict this agenda. Its is because Ying Ying is not his real daughter so of course this guy wont treat her well. Being a selfish and self-centered will lead himself to doom.

8. Do u know how this guy killed this little cute girl? He sunk her into kerosene and burn her apart. Her body was scattered in four different location. This means that this bastard chopped her body into four tiny parts and burn with kerosene. This is too cruel and gruesome. Where is the human sanity goes? They wont even let go of a 3 yrs old.



Jess Teh , if u heard me , why dont you reveal the real fact of this murder case. Keeping all by yourself wont lead u to happiness. Remember, your cute little daughter being murdered in a such gruesome and cruel way. Cover ppl's ass wont bring peace to your Ying Ying's soul and of course you know who did it.

Ah Ma Bird-Day 2007

What a happy night holy night :P .... that's what every Malaysian's dream...whole family get-together to celebrate our Grandma's Birthday. My aunt picked one of the best restaurants in Penang which is clean and nice environment. Exterior of the restaurant was facing the direct to sea and mountains ( nice feng shui ) and its situated somewhere in the middle of Batu Maung ( opposite Motorola Factory )


This is what we called Hung Pao ( Red Bun ) which is first dish and its nice. Interior of it was fully covered with Kaya ( sweet pasture ) Its meant for good luck and prosperous - due to the reddish colour :P

Let me intro to you guys , this is my cousin , Liang Ching Ching :P This guy being hunger for months ... you can see his mouth ... hehehehe i hope that he's not pointing the middle finger to me :X Glad seeing everyone happy while grabbing the red bun :P




This is the Four Season dish ... errm its the 2nd dish which covered 4 different foods in a single plate. Seems colourful. I dont know what it mean by its nice :D




3rd dish was the birthday noodle. For me its more looks like Lam Mee. Just average taste. Nothing special and not decorative :D


Aww that's my uncle " My mum's 2nd eldest sister's husband. " Uncle hold on....i havent got myself a bowl yet :D " he's nice and kind. Jovial at times :D the first right after him was his 2nd daughter Wei Lun. I called her smiley face. Always smile smile and smile. Gonna be from the smiling land. She seems more interested at the noodle compare to my camera phone :X



This is the handsome sharkfin....errrm its sharkfin with handsome :X .. we special requested a handsome guy to pass us the sharkfin soup..hehehe i know all my cousin sister was waiting for it :D


Next is the Chicken + Cracker. Chicken Cracker. Damn my aunt passed me the ass part :) btw im lovin' it :P akekekee.... Its nice and tender u know :D


This is the fish...errm aint know what fish but its sweet and sour taste. Damn my cousin was giving a disgusting gesture about this fish when i was having one... :( darrrn~~! i was nearly puke~ :P The decoration of the fish was suck but the taste is nice :D like laksa :P




This is the abaloney~ huhu with some seafoods and green veges :P damn nice~!!


Just incase if u dont get what i mean......




Next is the prawn prawn~! mix with nestle ... errrm nice but the prawn not that fresh.

This is the friedrice. Normal and not nice :P Sorry for the bad comment as im damn picky~! My bad...




Tadaaaaaaa ... ahma's bird-day cake :D


Ahma was ready to cut the cake....but everyone was not ready...ahma waited and waited for almost 30 minutes...u see her little eyes are closing with yawning... :X


Ahma shouted " oiih can u guys a little bit quicker.. , the candles are going to be blown ok..and i havent got myself a wish yet~!!! "


Ahma replied again " hey aunty .. u wrong place lah...im asking my daughter..you want to be my god daughter issit? no angpau for u wan wor... :P "



Ahh only 4 ppl turned up in group photo....hey where are the rest? all camera shy ah??? :P



Hurray let the party began~!!!

AE86 Baby...

This morning, park at my personal carpark in my working place...just right open my door ... suddenly a large shined towards me....damn sparky... was too happy to say that...i found what i wanna capture for long time ago.....heheheh no chance of getting the image of this...



arrrrghhhh * biting my fingers * ... screaming for pleasure... i was extremely happy to get a chance to capture this car. Its like strike the toto lottery.



Damn sexy u know....the front sporty lamp....


I call this Black Banana Rim....i love the design of this car..i tell u .. plan to own one too :X



Nice interior of this car....very very the nice....sporty steering wheel. Nice chrome gear knob. Metal handbrake. Bride Sport Seat.....dammmmmmmmmmmmmmn~!!!!!!!!! * biting fingers harder*



Arrrghhh Jay Chow's car.....damnnnn~!!!!!! Im going to be insane........blardy crazy~!! This owner is damn kewl~! I love your car...mind to sell me this???

This so called " infamous junk " was sold in the market around RM5k ... but after Jay Chow showed off his AE86 Tofu Car.....the market value risen up to RM30k. More than 100% Profitable Job~!!!

Fantastic Four : Rise of The Silver Surfer

okok....i got another free tickets... read me .. " ticket with an s sound.... " means i got 4 tickets....damn great. can invite more frens to watch with me so i wont be alone and of course i DONT LIKE to be alone while watching this FANTASTIC 4 ....

Neeh see my ticket written RM 0 ... means FREE for VIP :P



This is my god bro .. Ah Yang koko ... hahah he's abit shy for his untidy hair makeup :D heheheh purposely look at the malay girl to get out of the view.....akekekekke... will have my revenge soon ngek ngek ngek...


Lucky me , got this movie before fully book and of course i bring my god bro , Yang with me and his wife as well :D so nice .. everyone was damn happy to get this movie ticket.

And here goes to the movie critique...


The Left is the Fireman and the right was the Silver Surfer...which at first was a bad guy which plan to eat up the whole earth. But in the end he lost his balls and returned to good guy :D


Naah this chickie got all his power after being combined by his 3 other companion. Errrm..this part he looked sucks..not as cute as ever :X maybe too serious perhaps..




The LEFT guy was the gummy boy .. can extend his hand and leg and body with a large scale of ruler :D The RIGHT girl was the invisible and invincible power - to hold something or block. They are the hottest couple on earth. getting married with news broadcasting. Their marriage seems failed at first as the Silver Surfer ruined their wedding party......the whole city was black out. Poor couple....poor jessica :P should have marry to me :D



This is that blardy Bald Silver Surfer...with his chromatic surfboard. Hey this seems like the movie from " back to the future " or " Baywatch "...he seems naked you know while using the surfboard surfing round the world...wonder why cant we see his little bro down there :X
That surfboard brings him supernatural power. Which is almost made him INVICIBLE. He even manage to " push " the missile rocket away by a single touch. Too logic dont you think :X

Overall my rating for this movie was just 6/10. Not really fantastic enough. No romantic scene , no sexy girl scene , not enough real-life combat , less emotional involvement between character , less actions from the " silver surfer " which suppose he's the primary attraction in this movie.

Thank god i got this ticket for free else i would have stab my heart for that ticket :X

Transformer 2007

I got this movie for FREE. Free ticket sponsored by DIGI. My Uncle is the greatest man on earth. He knew i was addicted to the cinema cushion chairs :D so he would always remember me when he got freebies :D always get free tickets every month!! Uncle you are keWL~~!!! Love ya~~!!

I got 2 tickets that night and i brought my buddy John to watch it. We were laughing and farting all night long :X damn nice....all those bling blings and chrome plated trucks and even those 22" Bling Bling rim from the Hummer :X

What so disappointed to us was ... ITS FREE SEATING..tiuu~~!!! My show suppose to start at 9:30PM ( and of course will have advertisement for 30 mins before show screening ) The cinema personal and security blocked our way and asked us ( lotsa of us ) wait outside for around 30 mins. Damn....i reached there around 8:55pm....and have to wait a long queue~!!!
When it reached our turn, We have to sit right infront of the stupid cinema screen. No seats available...all those aunty uncle sat before us....damn again... :X
Ok now i realise that the cinema do have a great damn big screen. John and I ended up floating in the air after the movie ended....cant walk properly though.....huhu....just like being given lotsa chivas without ice.... :X

This movie has being a great headline throughout the nation. much much greater compare to taliban wars. Take a look at this ... all those desperados.. Now i realise how worth to watch even its free seating :X











Even msn had their headline of transformer :D this transformer animation was produced long ago when i was a kid. Beware..those msn members aren't kid ok...they are of course legal aged :D

At that time was just a normal 2D cartooons with fake firepower and kaboom thingies...

Now...

With the new version of transformer....the movie was so great that made me feel wanna be an 8 yr old kid once again :X

This movie fills up with joke , technical issue , real-time issue. Very nice with full mechanical cars transformed into an autobots especially with the mustang...huhu~~!!! my favourite american muscle :D


here comes the heroes.....truck , 4x4 , Chevrolet :P huhu...my fav....from mustang transfered into Chevrolet..



This is one of the decepticons soldier...very nasty ones... identified as " Bonecrusher "hit one of the metrobus and sliced it into half...so terrible...what happens to the passenger.... :(



This is the scorpion type of decepticons soldier. The Baby of Helicopter Autobots. This is deadly.
Its objective was to steal/hack information from the USAF ( United States Air Force ) Mainframe and to destroy all human remaining soldiers which stationed in Qatar Airbase. See all those sissies...running as if being chased by a chicken.



Naah I dont trust Police anymore.... even this autobots portrayed itself as a hypocrite. Outside showed as police but inside are the decepticons. That autobots nearly screwed the little boy's ball :X


This is the human side main character , the Witwicky's Grandson " Sam Witwicky " .... inherited his grandfather's top secret discovery of autobots. currently was holding a cube. This cube was identified as AllSpark is very important to the autobots. If it was placed into the wrong hand....the whole world will be doomed and the decepticons will conqueor all human mankind.


AWWWW....he dont deserve this man...damn~! That's my Megan ok......The " little " boy was too young for her man...she can be his sister / aunt already ah..... :( come on megan dont tell me love is blind .... :*(


aargghhh all old grandma stories....

in fact...

there were great scenes behind this movie u know.... heheheh

what captured our heart ..... was .....

Niaaabehhh....this gurl was so kewl~~! even lying down still has the stylo~! that small little kid reminds me of spiderman :D






heheh a little bit of looose ..... the ass man bite his arm :P you can feel his desperation... :X

overall this movie is damn great and worth to watch. Nice humour and animation full of real-life combat and more on reality. My mark for this movie : 9/10 ( this is just based on personal point of view .. no harm to the autobots :X )

at times i felt that japanese are getting their hand on their own transformer too...