I Aint An Orge....

Stupid Bastard

2008-04-20T22:01:00.003+08:00

In modern days, we do business via online. My fav spot is mir.com

One day, some stupid PJ bastard spamming online and claim that i'm one of helluva con man.

What the F***? I've been online business for almost 4 Years already and Im a con man? What the fark??

But anyway I've traced his IP and it seems that he has his ass in PJ ( In between of Seksyen 3 and Taman Sri Manja )

Bastard's Ass Map :-

Some ppl might be jealous over other's sales/business. This is not the right manner for doing business. I will proudly announce who's backstabbing me soon. REAL SOON .....

Elixir Part 9 : Avoid Car Sparks

2008-04-07T21:17:00.002+08:00

The cause of car-door sparking is well known: contact-electrification between insulating surfaces, followed by separation of those surfaces. But what does this mean? Well, *YOU* are one surface, and THE CAR SEAT is the other. When you sit on a plastic car seat in dry weather, the contact between your clothes and the seat's surface causes the electrical charges within atoms of the material to transfer between the surfaces. This is our old friend "frictional" or "contact" charging. One surface ends up with more negative charges than positive, and has a negative charge-imbalance. The other surface has fewer negatives than positives, so it has a positive imbalance. This is nearly same thing as rubbing a balloon upon your hair: both surfaces become electrically charged. But rather than rubbing just your hair, instead you're rubbing your entire back, but, and legs upon the car seat surface.

However, nothing happens as long as you remain seated. Just keep yourself in one place and you won't get zapped.. As long as the surfaces remain near each other, the positives and negatives cancel out, and no overall "electricity" appears and no sparks are possible. But when you open the car door and step outside, you take just one polarity of charge along with you, while the car seat has the opposite polarity. At the same time, the charged-up car seat causes the whole car to become charged (by a process called "Faraday's Icepail Effect.") As you step out of the car, the voltage between your body and the car becomes huge, up to 10,000 or even 20,000 volts. Your shoes are probably insulating, so the charge has no opportunity to leak into the earth. You reach out to close the car door and ZAP!, the opposite polarities rejoin by leaping through the air while giving you a tiny, deep burn on your fingertip!

How to prevent this? One possibility: change the surface materials. Identify and avoid the specific clothing which makes the problem worse. These materials are usually wool sweaters and pants, certain manmade fabrics, plastic raincoats, etc. Or, replace your cheap plastic car seatcovers with cloth (stains easily!) or with leather (expensive dead animals.) Another method: mix up some anti-static solution and spray your car seats. This solution remains slightly damp for weeks, which halts the contact-charging process. The formula: a teaspoon of fabric softener mixed in one quart of water. This tends to work well at first, but after days it wears off and needs a re-coating. Another sillier method: always drive barefooted, so the charge will leak away when you step outside the car. Not good in winter! You could cover your car seats with a conductor such as aluminum foil, which screws up the contact-charging effect. Have a tailor make some custom clothing out of black conductive carbon cloth? Or you could eliminate the problem by eliminating your clothes. Skin is fairly conductive, so it doesn't create charge-separation when held against plastic. Driving while nude might cure the sparking problem (unless you are a very hairy person!)

A less frivilous method: the car-keys trick I mentioned earlier. Develop the habit of holding your car keys as you leave the car, then grip the keys firmly and touch the metal car door with the tip of the key. The spark will still jump, but it will not be painful, since it blasts a little hole in the tip of the key instead of in your finger. Or simply grasp the car door as you climb out, and this will drain off the charge-imbalance faster than it can build up on your body.

DANGER: GASOLINE FIRES. What happens when you climb out of your car at the gas station? Usually you'll zap yourself on the car door, or on the gas pump handle, or on the metal door that covers your gas cap, and usually nothing bad happens. However, suppose your passengers climb out of the car just as you're unscrewing the cap, or just as you jam the gas pump nozzle into your tank? The whole car becomes momentarily charged. ZAP! Or, suppose you turn on the gas pump and then climb back into your car. When you climb out again, you body is highly charged from the car seat. The very first thing you do is to reach into the cloud of gasoline vapors to grab the metal handle of the gas pump. ZAP! FOOSH! This obviously is a very rare event. However, it does occur sometimes, especially in the winter.

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THE CONTROL OF BODY VOLTAGE GETTING OUT OF A CAR

1. INTRODUCTION

Many people experience shocks from 'static electricity' when they get out of their car. Usually the car is blamed. In fact, it is not that the car is that is electrostatically charged - but your own body. Electrostatic charge arises on your body from the rubbing and twisting action between your clothing and the car seat as you get out from the car. If you are at more than about 3500 volts then you are likely to feel a shock when you discharge yourself on contact with the car bodywork or earth. As it is not plausible to specify or control the clothing people wear the action to limit shock risk needs to be part of car system design.

The investigative approach pursued at John Chubb Instrumentation has started with standard car with standard seats and normal clothing. This has provided background experience with normal situations and has enabled an appropriate test procedure to be developed. Studies have then examined body voltages generated with normal clothing and seats covered by test fabrics and laminates.

2. MEASUREMENTS

Measurements have been made voltage generated on the test person when getting out of a car with various clothing and various seat coverings. Body voltages were measured continuously from before preparation to get out of car, through exit actions and while standing still on a sheet of good insulation on the ground beside the car.

Body voltages were measured with an electrostatic voltmeter connected by a length of flexible high voltage lead to a metal wrist strap on the test person initially sitting in the driver's seat. Voltages were measured up to 20kV with resolution of 10V and were recorded directly into a Notebook microcomputer with a time resolution of 1/4 second. The electrostatic voltmeter and Notebook microcomputer were positioned on the front passenger seat. This gave easy movement on exiting from the car without tangling the high voltage connection and easy opportunity to see the variation of body voltage after exiting from the car.

3. MATERIALS

The three types of clothing used during testing were:

wool suit (100%)

cotton suit (100%)

nylon overall

The two cars used for testing were:

Vauxhall Cavalier (JNC)

Ford Mondeo estate (PH)

The seating surfaces used during testing were:

a) normal car seat

b) normal car seat covered by polyester fabrics that included core conductive threads (Negastat) as 5x5mm grid, as 5mm stripe and as 20mm stripe.

4. ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS

The ambient environmental conditions during the tests were: temperature: 10-20C, relative humidity: 40-60%. The temperature and humidity conditions at the interface between the cloting and the seating materials may, of course, have been appreciably different from these values.

5. EXPERIMENTAL RESULTS

The main features of the studies were:

Observations were fairly reproducible
If stepping from the car on to good quality insulation (with care not to slide or scuff feet on insulation) the body voltages were observed to show a fast rise to a peak and then settle back to a steady plateau. The rise time to peak voltage was about 1 second. If stepping out on to the ground then the body voltage decayed away after the peak.
Even with natural fibre clothing (wool and cotton) quite high body voltages can arise.

Table 1 shows the results of body voltage measurements for a variety of car seat surfaces and clothing. It will be noted that individual test runs started and finished with the 'normal' seating. This was to allow checking of any progressive changes in clothing conditions during the conduct of tests. Table 2 shows results of studies with different testers with two different cars and a number of garment and car seat fabrics.

Table 1: Peak body voltages for different test conditions

Carseat studies 09/02/97, 09/03/97 & 11/03/97
Body voltages (kV) generated getting out of car (JNC)

	Date:	Test time	Temp (C)	RH%	Nylon	Wool	Cotton
Seat surface

Normal seat	09/02/97	12:40-13:11	9.5	5 7		10.3-13.7	3-10

Atlantis regular	09/02/97	13:24-13:42	9.5	57	18.3 - 21.2	6-9	6-7

Atlantis -no A/S Negastat (2)	09/02/97	15:48-16:07	9.5	57	8 - 9.5	7 - 9.5	5.3 - 5.5

Atlantis No A/S Negastat in scrim	09/02/97	16:27-16:53	9.5	57	12.3 - 16.1	11 - 13.8	7 - 7.5

Normal seat	09/02/97	17:00-17:07	9.5	57		13.6 - 17.8
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Normal	09/03/97		14	65	9.5-10.5	11	4.1-5.1
SATI high Negastat	09/03/97		14	65	4.9
Belltron	09/03/97		14	65	1.4-2.25	1.75-3.1	0.15

Megana	11/03/97		18	48	3.7-4.0	2.5-3.5	0.34-0.4
SATI 15	11/03/97		18	48	2.3-2.5	3.3-3.8
Normal	11/03/97		18	48	15.0-16.0	11.2-12.0	6.7-7.2

Table 2: Peak body voltages for different testers with different test conditions

Car: JNC ? General Motors, Vauxhall Cavalier

PH ? Ford, Mondeo

Car seat studies at BTTG July 2, 1997

Time	Car	Seat	Tester	Clothing	Peak V	Plateau V
					(kV)	(kV)
12:05-12:08	JNC	Normal	JNC	Nylon overall	12.0-12.5	8-9.8
12:15-12:20	JNC	Normal	PH	Nylon overall	9.2-10.5	7.0-9.0
12:38-12:40	JNC	Normal	CE	Nylon overall	9.5-13.0	6.5-9.5

14:46-14:48	PH	Normal	JNC	Nylon overall	8.7	6.5
14:57-14:58	PH	Normal	PH	Nylon overall	7.7-8.3	5.5-6.3
15:05-15:06	PH	Normal	CE	Nylon overall	9.1-9.3	7.0-7.3

15:16-15:17	PH	Al foil	CE	Nylon overall	1.3-1.7	1.3-1.7
15:23	PH	Al foil	JNC	Nylon overall	1.3	1.2

15:51-15:52	PH	SAT15 on Al	JNC	Nylon overall	2.4	1.7-1.9
16:00-16:02	PH	Normal	JNC	Polycotton	1.4-1.9	0.9-1.3
16:06-16:07	PH	Normal	CE	Polycotton	1.3-1.4	0.6-0.9


16:16-16:18	PH	Polycotton	JNC	Nylon overall	1.3-2.2	0.9-1.4
16:21-16:24	PH	Normal	PH	Nylon labcoat	3.1-5.4	2.3-3.7
16:30-16:31	PH	Normal	JNC	Nylon overall	4.6-7.4	3.7-5.3
16:53-16:54	PH	Normal	PH	Cotton lab coat	4.2-4.6	3.2-3.7

16:53-16:55	PH	Atlantis	JNC	Nylon overall	2.2-3.8	2.0-3.1
17:01-17:02	PH	Atlantis	JNC	Nylon overall	4.8-4.9	3.4-3.5

17:15-17:16	JNC	Atlantis	CE	Nylon overall	3.8-4.6	2.9-3.8
17:20-17:21	JNC	Atlantis	JNC	Nylon overall	4.6-4.8	3.2-3.7

6. CONCLUSIONS:

Both with normal clothing and standard seating body voltages are often well above the threshold level of about 3,500V for shock
Body voltages can be held below the shock threshold with alternative seat surfaces using fabrics that include a pattern of conductive threads

The design features required for a seat fabric to give reliably low body voltages are not yet clear - or the relative importance of ?surface finish? of the seat fabric versus conducting thread characteristics.
It is not yet clear what the mechanisms are by which the body voltage is limited. It seems likely it is corona discharging from the conductive threads in the seat surface as the contacting clothing separates.

Elixir Part 8 : Constipation

2008-04-06T00:13:00.001+08:00

Causes of Constipation

Faulty diet and style of living

The most important causes of chronic constipation are a faulty diet and style of living.

Insufficient intake of water, strong tea and coffee etc

Intake of refined and rich foods lacking in vitamins and minerals, insufficient intake of water, consumption of meat in large quantities, excessive use of strong tea and coffee, insufficient chewing, overeating and wrong combination of foods, irregular habits of eating and drinking may all contribute to poor bowel function.

Irregular habit of defecation, lack of physical activity

Other causes include faulty and irregular habit of defecation, frequent use of purgatives, weakness of abdominal muscles due to sedentary habits, lack of physical activity, and emotional stress and strain.

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Constipation treatment using Bael Fruit

Generally all fruits, except banana and jack fruit, are beneficial in the treatment of constipation. Certain fruits are, however, more effective. Bael fruit is regarded as the best of all laxatives. It cleans and tones up the intestines. Its regular use for two or three months throws out even the old accumulated faecal matter. It should be preferably taken in its original form and before dinner. About sixty grams of the fruit are sufficient for an adult.

Constipation treatment using Pear

Pears are beneficial in the treatment of constipation. Patients suffering from chronic constipation should adopt an exclusive diet of this fruit or it's juice for a few days, but in ordinary cases, a medium-sized pear taken after dinner or with breakfast will have the desired effect.

Constipation treatment using Guava

Guava is another effective remedy for constipation. When eaten with seeds, it provides roughage to the diet and helps in the normal evacuation of the bowels. One or two guavas should be taken everyday.

Constipation treatment using Grapes

Grapes have proved very beneficial in overcoming constipation. The combination of the properties of the cellulose, sugar, and organic acid in grapes make them a laxative food. Their field of action is not limited to clearing the bowels only. They also tone up the stomach and intestines and relieve the most chronic constipation. One should take at least 350 gm of this fruit daily to achieve the desired results. When fresh grapes are not available, raisins, soaked in water, can be used. Raisins should be soaked for twenty-four to forty-eight hours. This will make them swell to the original size of the grapes. They should be eaten early in the morning, along with the water in which they have been soaked.

Constipation treatment using Orange

Orange is also beneficial in the treatment of constipation. Taking one or two oranges at bedtime and again on rising in the morning is an excellent way of stimulating the bowels. The general stimulating influence of orange juice excites peristaltic activity and helps prevent the accumulation of food residue in the colon.

Constipation treatment using Papaya and Figs

Other fruits specific for constipation are papaya and figs. Half a medium-sized papaya should be eaten at breakfast for it to act as a laxative. Both fresh and dry figs have a laxative effect. Four or five dry figs should be soaked overnight in a little water and eaten in the morning.

Constipation treatment using Spinach

Among the vegetables, spinach has been considered to be the most vital food for the entire digestive tract from time immemorial. Raw spinach contains the finest organic material for the cleansing, reconstruction, and regeneration of the intestinal tract. Raw spinach juice-100 ml, mixed with an equal quantity of water and taken twice daily, will cure the most aggravated cases of constipation within a few days.

Constipation treatment using Other Remedies

Half a lime, squeezed is a glass of hot water, with half a teaspoon of salt is also an effective remedy for constipation. Drinking water which has been kept overnight in a copper vessel, first thing in the morning, brings good results. Linseed (alse) is extremely useful in difficult cases of constipation. A teaspoon of linseed swallowed with water before each meal provides both roughage and lubrication.

Elixir Part 7 : Asthma

2008-04-06T00:10:00.001+08:00

Asthma Causes

Allergy caused by weather conditions

Asthma is caused by a variety of factors. It may be due to an allergy caused by weather conditions, food, drugs, perfumes, and other irritants. Allergies to dust are the most common.

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Asthma treatment using Honey

Honey is one of the most common home remedies for asthma. It is said that if a jug of honey is held under the nose of an asthma patient and he inhales the air that comes into contact with it, he starts breathing easier and deeper.

Asthma treatment using Figs

Among fruits, figs have proved very valuable in asthma. They give comfort to the patient by draining off the phlegm. Three or four dry figs should be cleaned thoroughly with warm water and soaked overnight.

Asthma treatment using Lemon

Lemon is another fruit found beneficial in the treatment of asthma. The juice of one lemon, diluted in a glass of water and taken with meals, will bring good results

Asthma treatment using Indian Gooseberry

Indian gooseberry has also proved valuable in asthma. Five grams of gooseberry mixed with one tablespoon of honey forms an effective medicinal tonic for the treatment of this disease. It should be taken every morning

Asthma treatment using Bitter Gourd Roots

The roots of the bitter gourd plant have been used in folk medicine for asthma since ancient times. A teaspoon of the root paste, mixed with an equal amount of honey or juice of the tulsi leaves, given once every night for a month, acts as an excellent medicine for this disease.

Asthma treatment using Drumstick Leaves

A soup prepared from drumstick leaves, and taken once daily, has been found beneficial in the treatment of asthma. This soup is prepared by adding a handful of leaves to 180ml of water and boiling it for five minutes. After being allowed to cool, a little salt, pepper, and lime juice may be added to this soup.

Asthma treatment using Ginger

A teaspoon of fresh ginger juice, mixed with a cup of fenugreek decoction and honey to taste, acts as an excellent expectorant in cases of asthma. The decoction of fenugreek can be made by mixing one tablespoon of fenugreek seeds in a cupful of water. This remedy should be taken once in the morning and once in the evening.

Asthma treatment using Garlic

Garlic is another effective home remedy for asthma. Ten garlic cloves, boiled in 30 ml of milk, make an excellent medicine for the early stages of asthma. This mixture should he taken once daily by the patient. Steaming ginger tea with two minced garlic cloves in it, can also help to keep the problem under control, and should be taken in the morning and evening.

Asthma treatment using Bishop's Weed

The herb bishop's weed has been found valuable in asthma. Half a teaspoon of bishop's weed should be mixed in a glass of buttermilk and taken twice daily. It is an effective remedy for relieving difficult expectoration caused by dried-up phlegm. A hot poultice of the seeds should be used for dry fomentation to the chest twice daily. The. patient can also inhale steam twice a day from boiling water mixed with ajwain. It will dilate the bronchial passages.

Asthma treatment using Safflower

Safflower seeds are beneficial in the treatment of bronchial asthma. Half a teaspoon of powder of the dry seeds, mixed with a tablespoon of honey, can be taken once or twice a day in treating this disease. This acts as an expectorant and reduces the spasms by liquefying the tenacious sputum. An infusion of five grams of flowers mixed with one tablespoon of honey, taken once daily, is also useful in this disease.

Elixir Part 6 : Body Odor

2008-04-06T00:07:00.002+08:00

Causes for Body odor

Body odor causes

Body odor may be due to serious illness. Body odor may be due to kidney disease, fungal infections liver disease and so on If you take some strong medicines then the smell of those medicines may be present in your body odor. Diabetic patients may smell of acetone because of insulin that they take. If you drink alcohol, smoke cigarette or cigar you will have an unpleasant body odor. Body odor may also be due to zinc deficiency, cavities, toxins and so on. It is often related with sweating of the body, but the unpleasant odor is mainly due to bacteria present in the sweat. The major non-food reason for body odor due to sweating is the sweat glands under the arms and in the groin area. Poor hygiene is the most common reason for body odor.

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Remedies for Sweat

Use antibacterial soap or deodorant soap to combat body odor due to sweating. Wear cotton clothes during summer so that the sweat is soaked up. Instead of using deodorant, wipe your sweat producing areas like armpit using white vinegar or alcohol. Avoid using antiperspirant because they clog sweat glands, use alum instead. Apply some baking soda on arm pit, it will absorb sweat and kill bacteria.

Other Remedies

If your body odor is caused due to any medicine that you are on, then you need to talk to your doctor. Soak yourself for 15 minutes in bath water with couple of cups of tomato juice in it. Use baby powder to keep areas of heavy perspiration dry. Apple cider vinegar can be used to combat under arm odor.

Diet to avoid

There is a direct relation between what a person eats and his body odor. Avoid refined sugar, white flour, hydrogenated oils and other processed foods. Avoid red meat because it releases many toxins into the blood stream. Avoid foods that lack fiber. Avoid alcohol, caffeine, cumin and garlic.

Eat Healthy Food

Eat a healthy diet which contains whole grains, lots of leafy vegetables, sprouts, fresh fruits, soy products, raw nuts and so on.

Never repeat unwashed clothes, especially undergarments during summer, it will aggravate the odor. Wax your armpits regularly. People who wear shoes for long time complain of foot odor. It is caused by rapid bacteria growth due to excess sweating of feet. To avoid foot odor wear cotton socks, never use socks repeatedly. Wash your feet properly. If possible wear open foot wear like leather sandals. All the above mentioned remedies for body odor can be used for preventing foot odor

Elixir Part 5 : Ring Worm

2008-04-06T00:05:00.001+08:00

Ringworm causes

Lack of protective fatty acids in scalp

Ringworm infection occurs in the scalp, the body, the feet, and the nails. Ringworm of the scalp is common among children because of the lack of protective fatty acids in their scalp. The disease spreads on the skin and extends deeper into the hair roots, and also up along the hair. The affected hair becomes dull and breaks off near its root. This leaves bald spots on the scalp

Infected person's contact and use of infected person's articles

Ringworm is passed from an infected person to a healthy person by contact. It can also spread by the use of articles such as the towel of an infected person

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Ringworm treatment using Papaya

Raw papaya is one of the most effective home remedies for ringworm. The slices of this fruit should be rubbed on the ringworm patches. A paste made from dried papaya seeds can also be applied beneficially on these ringworm patches

Ringworm treatment using Mustard Seeds

Another effective home remedy for ringworm is mustard seeds. A paste should be prepared from these seeds and applied externally over the ringworm patches after thoroughly washing the skin with sufficient hot water

Ringworm treatment using Butea Seeds

The seeds of the herb butea are valuable in ringworm. The seeds should be ground to a paste and mixed with a little lime juice. This paste should be applied externally over the skin affected by ringworm

Ringworm treatment using Cassia Leaves

The leaves of the cassia tree are useful in irritation of the skin and in alleviating swellings and pains. The juice of these leaves or a paste made from them can be applied to ringworm patches with gratifying results

Ringworm treatment using Holy Basil

The leaves of holy basil are also useful in ringworm. The juice of these leaves should be extracted and applied over ringworm patches

Ringworm treatment using Turmeric

Turmeric is very effective in the treatment of ringworm. The juice of raw turmeric should be applied externally to the parts of the skin affected by ringworm. Simultaneously, one teaspoon of turmeric juice mixed with an equal quantity of honey should be taken orally

Ringworm treatment using Raw Vegetable Juices

Raw vegetable juices, especially carrot juice in combination with spinach juice, have proved beneficial in the treatment of ringworm. The formula proportions considered helpful in this combination are 300 ml of carrot juice and 200 ml of spinach juice to make 500 ml or half a litre of juice

Elixir Part 4 : Erectile Dysfunction ( ED )

2008-04-06T00:03:00.002+08:00

This disease also well known in Malay as " MATI PUCUK ".

Sexual Impotence causes

Psychological illness such as depression, alcohol abuse, diabetes etc

Sexual impotence may result from psychological illness such as depression which lowers both sexual drive and erectile function, tiredness, alcohol abuse, the therapeutic use of oestrogens, paralysis of parasympathetic nerves by drugs or permanent damage to them, and diabetes

Devitalised condition of the system

Other causes of impotence include a devitalised condition of the system in general. The main problem of secondary impotence is the apprehension created by an earlier failure, which generates a good deal of anxiety for the next time. Impotence takes three forms. There is primary impotence when the man's erectile dysfunction is there from the very beginning of sexual activity and he simply cannot have an erection. Secondary impotence is the commonest and this implies that the man can normally attain an erection but fails on one or more occasions in between normal activity. The third form is associated with advancing age

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Sexual Impotence treatment using Garlic

Garlic is one of the most remarkable home remedies found beneficial in the treatment of sexual impotence. It is a natural and harmless aphrodisiac. According to an eminent sexologist of the United States, garlic has a pronounced aphrodisiac effect. It is a tonic for loss of sexual power due to any cause, and for sexual debility and impotency resulting from sexual overindulgence and nervous exhaustion. Two to three cloves of raw garlic should be chewed daily

Sexual Impotence treatment using Onion

Onion is another important aphrodisiac food, second only to garlic. It increases libido and strengthens the reproductory organs. The white variety of onion is, however, more useful for this purpose

Sexual Impotence treatment using Carrot

Carrots are considered valuable in impotence. For better results, about 150 gm of carrots, chopped finely, should be taken with a half-boiled egg, dipped in a tablespoon of honey, once daily for a month or two. This recipe increases sexual stamina

Sexual Impotence treatment using Lady's Fingers

Lady's fingers are another tonic for improving sexual vigour. It has been mentioned in ancient Indian literature that persons who take five to ten grams of the root powder of this vegetable with a glass of milk and two teaspoons of ground mishri daily, will never lose sexual vigour

Sexual Impotence treatment using Asparagus

The dried roots of asparagus are user in Unani medicine as an aphrodisiac. They are available in the market as safed musli. Fifteen grams of roots boiled in one cup of milk should be taken twice daily. The regular use of this remedy is valuable in impotency and premature ejaculation

Sexual Impotence treatment using Drumstick

A soup made with about fifteen grams of drumstick flowers boiled in 250 ml milk is very useful as a sexual tonic in the treatment of sexual debility. It is also useful in functional sterility in both males and females. The powder of the dry bark is also valuable in impotency, premature ejaculation, and thinness of semen. About 120 gm of the powder of the dry bark should be boiled in half a litre of water for about half an hour. Thirty grams of this powder, mixed with a tablespoon of honey, should be taken three times daily for a month

Sexual Impotence treatment using Ginger

The juice extracted from ginger is a valuable aphrodisiac and beneficial in the treatment of sexual weakness. For better results, half a teaspoon of ginger juice should be taken with a half-boiled egg and honey, once daily at night, for a month. It is said to relieve impotency, premature ejaculation, and spermatorrhoea

Sexual Impotence treatment using Dried Dates

Dried dates are a highly-strengthening food. Pounded and mixed with almonds, pistachio nuts, and quince seeds in equal quantities, about 100 gm should be taken daily as an effective medicine for increasing sexual power

Sexual Impotence treatment using Raisins

Black raisins are useful for restoration of sexual vigour. They should be boiled with milk after being washed thoroughly in tepid water. This will make them swollen and sweet. Eating of these raisins should be followed by the intake of milk. Starting with 30 gm of raisins, followed by 200 ml of milk three times daily, the quantity of raisins should be gradually increased to 50 gm each time

Diet for Sexual Impotence

Fresh-fruit diet

Diet is an important factor in treating sexual impotence. To begin with, the patient should adopt an exclusive fresh-fruit diet for five to seven days, taking three meals a day of fresh juicy fruits at five-hourly intervals

Well-balanced diet

After the all-fruit diet, he may gradually embark upon a well-balanced diet consisting of seeds, nuts, grains, vegetables , and fruits, with generous use of special rejuvenative foods such as whey, sour milk- particularly goat's mailk, millet , garlic , honey, cold-pressed vegetable oils, and brewer's yeast

Avoid smoking, processed, canned, and denatured food

The patient should avoid smoking , alcohol, tea, and coffee; and all processed, canned, refined, and denatured foods, especially white sugar and white flour, and products made from them

Other Sexual Impotence treatments

Massage all over the body

A vigorous massage all over the body is highly beneficial in the treatment of impotence, as it helps to revive muscular vigour which is essential for nervous energy

Cold hip bath

The nerves of the genital organs are controlled by the pelvic region. Hence a cold hip bath for ten minutes in the morning or evening is very effective

Fresh air, outdoor exercises and yoga sanas

Every effort should be made to build up the general health level to the highest degree, and fresh air and outdoor exercises are essential for the success of the treatment. Yogasanas such as dhanurasana, sarvangasana, and halasana are also highly beneficial

Elixir Part 3 : Hair Loss

2008-04-06T00:01:00.000+08:00

Lack of vitamins, inadequate nutrition

The most important cause of hair loss is inadequate nutrition. Persons lacking in vitamin B6 lose their hair and those deficient in folic acid often become completely bald. But the hair grows normally after the liberal intake of these vitamins.

Stress, Prolonged Illness, unclean conditions

Other important cause of hair loss are stress such as worry, anxiety, and sudden shock, general debility caused by severe or long standing illnesses like typhoid, syphilis, chronic cold, influenza, and anaemia; an unclean condition of the scalp which weakens the hair roots by blocking the pores with the collected dirt; and heredity.

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Treatment for Hair Loss using Rubbing of Scalp

A vigorous rubbing of the scalp with fingers after washing the hair with cold water is one of the most effective among the several home remedies for the prevention and treatment of hair loss. The scalp should be rubbed vigorously till it starts to tingle with the heat. It will activate the sebaceous glands and energise the circulation of blood in the affected area, making the hair grow healthy.

Hair Loss home remedy using Amla Oil

Amla oil, prepared by boiling dry pieces of amla in coconut oil, is considered a valuable hair tonic for enriching hair growth. A mixture of an equal quantity of fresh amla juice and lime juice, used as a shampoo also stimulates hair growth and prevents hair loss.

Treatment for Hair Loss treatment using Lettuce

Lettuce is useful in preventing hair loss. A mixture of lettuce and spinach juice is believed to help the growth of hair if taken to the extent to half a litre a day

Hair Loss home remedy using Amaranth

Amaranth is another valuable remedy for hair loss. Its fresh leaf juice should be applied to the hair. It will help the growth of the hair and keep it soft.

Hair Loss treatment using Alfalfa

The juice of alfalfa, in combination with equal quantities of carot and lettuce juice, taken daily, also helps the growth of hair to a remarkable extent. The combination of these juices is rich in elements which are particularly useful for the growth of hair. While preparing alfalfa juice, the leaves of the plant may be used when they can be obtained fresh.

Hair Loss treatment using Margosa

The leaves of the margosa tree are also beneficial in the treatment of hair loss. If hair has been falling or has ceased to grow it should be washed with the decoction of neem leaves. This will stop hair from falling and stabilise its blackness. It will also make the hair longer and kill lice and other infesting insects.

Home remedies for Hair Loss using Mustard Oil and Henna Leaves

Mustard oil, boiled with henna leaves, is useful for healthy growth of hair. About 250 ml of mustard oil should be boiled in a tin basin. About sixty grams of henna leaves should be gradually put in this oil till they are burnt in the oil. The oil should then be filtered using a cloth and stored. Regular massage of the head with the oil will produce abundant hair.

Treatment for Hair Loss using Coconut Milk

The application of coconut milk all over the scalp and massaging it into the hair roots is also beneficial in the treatment of hair loss. It nourishes the hair and promotes hair growth. Coconut milk is prepared by grinding the coconut shavings and squeezing them well.

Hair Loss treatment using Lime-Pepper Seeds

Certain home remedies have also been found beneficial in the treatment of patchy baldness. The most valuable of these remedies is the seeds of lime and black pepper, ground together to get a fine paste. This paste applied on the patches, has a mildly irritant action. This increases blood circulation to the affected area and stimulates hair growth. This paste should be applied twice a day, for a few weeks.

Hair Loss treatment using Liquorice

The paste of liquorice, made by grinding the pieces in milk with a pinch of saffron, is another valuable remedy for patchy baldness. This paste should be applied over the bald patches at night before going to bed.

Hair Loss treatment using Onion

Onion has also been found beneficial in patchy baldness. The affected part should be rubbed with onions morning and evening till it is red. It should be rubbed with honey afterwards.

Hair Loss treatment using Pigeon Pea

A fine paste made from pigeon pea or red gram can also be applied regularly on bald patches for beneficial results.

Elixir Part 2 : Leg Cramps

2008-04-05T23:58:00.000+08:00

The exact cause of a leg cramp is extremely difficult to pinpoint, some of the factors leading to the same are as follows -

Muscle fatigue due to overexertion
Rigorous exercises
Dehydration
Excess weight
Electrolyte, hormonal or fluid imbalances
Side effects of certain medicines such as diuretics.
An unusual or a different exercise than what is done normally.
Diminished blood supply.
Nerve abnormalities.
Nerve and muscle diseases.

Massaging the muscle

What to do when you get a leg cramp?

Stretch the sore muscle, follow your instinct, your body will automatically guide you in the correct manner.

Massage the cramped muscle gently in the natural direction of the muscle. This helps relax the contraction and ease the pain.

A hot shower or warm bath is a good way to relax the muscle.

Use cold packs on the affected muscle. This relaxes the tensed muscles.

For a cramped calf muscle, stretch and massage the leg by straightening it and pointing the toes upward, towards the head.

Use a warm towel or heating pad to alleviate pain or tenderness following a cramp.

Elixir Part 1 : Kidney Stone

2008-04-05T23:56:00.000+08:00

Kidney Stones treatment using Kidney Beans

Kidney beans, also known as dried French beans or Rajmah, are regarded as a very effective home remedy for kidney problems, including kidney stones. The method prescribed to prepare the medicine is to remove the beans from inside the pods, then slice the pods and put about sixty grams in four litre of hot water, boiling them slowly for six hours. This liquid should be strained through fine muslin and then allowed to cool for about eight hours. Thereafter the fluid should be poured through another piece of muslin without stirring.A glass of this decoction should be given to the patient every two hours throughout the day for one day and, thereafter, it may be taken several times a week. This decoction would not work if it was more than twenty-four hours old. The pods could be kept for longer periods but once they were boiled, the therapeutic factor would disappear after one day.

Kidney Stones treatment using Basil

Basil has a strengthening effect on the kidneys.In case of kidney stones, one teaspoon each of basil juice and honey should be taken daily for six months. It has been found that stones can be expelled from the urinary tract by this treatment.

Kidney Stones treatment using Celery

Celery is a valuable food for those who are prone to getting stones in the kidneys or gall-bladder. Its regular intake prevents future stone formation.

Kidney Stones treatment using Apple

Apples are useful in kidney stones. In countries where the natural unsweetened cider is a common beverage, cases of stones or calculus are practically absent. The ripe fresh fruit is, however, more valuable.

Kidney Stones treatment using Grapes

Grapes have an exceptional diuretic value on account of their high contents of water and potassium salt. The value of this fruit in kidney troubles is enhanced by its low albumin and sodium chloride content. It is an excellent cure for kidney stones.

Kidney Stones treatment using Pomegranate

The seeds of both sour and sweet pomegranates are useful medicine for kidney stones. A tablespoon of the seeds, ground into a fine paste, can be given along with a cup of horse gram (kulthi) soup to dissolve gravel in kidneys. Two tablespoons of horse gram should be used for preparing the cup of soup.

Kidney Stones treatment using Watermelon

Watermelon contains the highest concentration of water amongst all fruits. It is also rich in potassium salts. It is one of the safest and best diuretics which can be used with beneficial result in kidney stones.

Kidney Stones treatment using Vitamin B 6

Research has shown the remarkable therapeutic success of vitamin B6 or pyridoxine in the treatment of kidney Stones. A daily therapeutic does of 100 to 150 mg of vitamin B6, preferably, combined with other B complex vitamins, should be continued for several months for getting a permanent cure.

Elixir of Life

2008-04-05T23:54:00.001+08:00

Planning to save human from all kind of disease. From now onwards, beside blogging I will insert some home-made secret therapy for curing disease.

So guys stay tune!

Home Remedies for Chicken Pox

2008-04-05T23:33:00.000+08:00

Chicken Pox treatment using Brown Vinegar

The use of brown vinegar is one of the most important among the several home remedies found beneficial in the treatment of chicken pox. Half a cup of this vinegar should be added to a bath of warm water. This will relieve the irritation of the skin.

Chicken Pox treatment using Oatmeal

A bath of oatmeal is considered a natural remedy for relieving the itch due to chicken pox. This bath is prepared by cooking two cups of oatmeal in two liters of water for fifteen minutes. This mixture is then put into a cloth bag, preferably cotton, and a string is tied tightly around the top. This bag is allowed to float in a tub of warm water, and swished around until the water becomes turbid. Precaution should be taken to ensure that the bag is not torn. The child with chicken pox can splash and play in the water, making sure that water goes over all the scalds, while the pouch of oatmeal can remain in the tub .

Chicken Pox treatment using Pea Water

Green pea water is another effective remedy for relieving irritation of the skin. The water in which fresh peas have been cooked can be used for this purpose.

Chicken Pox treatment using Baking Soda

Baking soda is a popular remedy to control the itching in chicken pox. Some baking soda should be put in a glass of water. The child should be sponged with this water, so that the soda dries on the skin. This will keep the child away from scratching the eruptions.

Chicken Pox treatment using Vitamin E Oil

The use of vitamin E oil is valuable in chicken pox. This oil should be rubbed on the skin. It will have a healing effect. The marks left by chicken pox will fade away by this application.

Chicken Pox treatment using Honey

The use of honey as an external application has also proved valuable in chicken pox. The skin should be smeared with honey. It will help in the healing of the disease within three days.

Chicken Pox treatment using Carrot and Coriander

A soup prepared from carrots and coriander has been found beneficial in the treatment of chicken pox. About 100 gm of carrots and 60 gm of fresh coriander should be cut into small pieces and boiled for a while. The residue should be discarded. This soup should be taken once a day

Chicken Pox treatment using Herbal Tea

A mild sedative herbal tea can also prove beneficial in the treatment of chicken pox. This tea can be prepared from any of the herbs like chamomile (babunah), basil (tulsi), marigold (zergul) and lemon balm (billilotan). A little cinnamon (dalchini), honey, and lemon may be added to this tea. 1t should be sipped slowly several times a day.

Dietaries for Chicken Pox

Raw fruit and vegetable juices and lemon juice

To begin with, the patient should be put on a juice diet for a few days. He should be given plenty of raw fruit and vegetable juices. Lemon juice is considered to be especially beneficial.

All-fruit diet and well-balanced diet

As the condition improves, the patient can be placed on an all-fruit diet for the next few days. Thereafter, he may be allowed to gradually adopt a well-balanced diet, with emphasis on fresh fruits and raw vegetables.

Other Chicken Pox treatments

Warm-water enema

A small warm-water enema should be administered daily during the initial juice fast to cleanse the bowels.

Well-ventilated room is a must

The patient should be kept in a well-ventilated room. As light has a detrimental effect upon the eyes during an attack of chicken pox because of the weakened condition of the external eye tissues, the patient should shade his eyes from the direct light or the room should have subdued light.

Mud pack application on abdomen

Application of mud packs on the abdomen twice a day, in the morning and evening, and repeated applications of chest packs will be beneficial.

Lukewarm water baths with neem included in it

Lukewarm water baths can be given every day to relieve itching. For better results, neem leaves can be added to this water. The nails of the child should be kept clipped to prevent him from scratching, otherwise, germs on the skin may be scratched into the blisters, causing more severe infection.

Skynet Cheated On Me!

2008-03-19T19:29:00.005+08:00

What the fark! Skynet Courier Express cheated me! on the 17th March 2008 , I've send 2 parcels down to KL for my client. One big and One Small.

The Big would be a big jumbo box for my client Ms Jeannie. Another was a small wrapped with air-bubble sponge and skynet flyer wrapper include FRAGILE sticker.

Thank god the BIG PARCEL was safely arrive to Ms. Jeannie's hand. But unfortunately the small ones LOST!

How can this happened?

Around 5:32pm , 17th March 2008 , A pickup guy with long hair and helmet came to my outlet and take the small parcel from me first. He said that big one he cant carry along. So I just follow what he said.

After that, approximate 6:20pm, a pickup truck of Skynet came in and took the big parcel from me. I've told him that the small one was pick up by another guy. He nooded.

After 2 days. My client havent receive any parcel from me and he called me up. I was surprised and quickly contact Skynet Penang. They said they dont have this consignment number and no record at all. This is total bullshit! Why can such a famous courier express wanted to cheat on ppl's parcel. No brain at all!

So we contacted the manager En Rashid to settle this matter. My boss told him that our outlet open until 8pm to wait for his call. NO CALL RETURNED from him! WHAT A SHITASS GUY!
The value of parcel is more than RM2000.

So guys I guess I should boycott Skynet Penang forever if they cant settle on this matter. My boss demand FULL REFUND! This is not " lost during courier " is lost BEFORE courier. Purposely STEAL my parcel. WHAT A FARK UP COMPANY! My boss going to take a strong legal action against this company.

Hereby are the short CCTV videoclip was shot during 17th March 2008 :-

I'VE LOST MY TRUST ON SKYNET! BOYCOTT SKYNET!

A Marathon to Recover

2008-03-18T23:36:00.002+08:00

Dear Chicken pox ,

I'm writting this letter is to expose to you how hatred I am towards you. I've have quarantine myself at home at night and I cant go out " WET ". Beside this , I cant enjoy the real food outside. So miserable I am! I'm totally FED-UP with you and I got a feeling that my leg is gonna stuck to your ass!

P/S : Watch Out dude! I make sure I gonna hit you till beyond recognition!

From Your Beloved Victim.

Ok ... I still have 77 days to go from 24th Feb 2008. This is totally farkup! I cant believe at my age now stuck with this disease. I thought I've already got it since I was young and I was wrong! Damn wrong!! Should have listen to Panel Doctor aka " ah mor lou kun ". My client told me that his wife just got it and went to panel doctor and recover within 1 week. No need to have Food Quarantine and can go " wet " at night! What the crap is this!! Why Chinese Doctor ( chinese sensei ) those traditional ones forbid me to have this and that!! Why is this world so UNFAIR to me! NO FAIR NO FAIR! I'm going to PROTEST in front of his chinese little pharmacy's!

Rumours of 2nd Strong Protest of UMNO in Penang

2008-03-18T01:13:00.002+08:00

Please do not spread this rumours , we have the truth!

Some bastard start the stupid sms about KJ again trying tp have a 2nd protest in Penang. Some say at the State Mosque of Penang. This is all bullshit ( i hope ).

Got some tips from some blogs :-

Amaran polis: Jangan keruhkan keadaan
Mar 17, 08 5:26pm
Polis Pulau Pinang menjelaskan bahawa permit yang dikeluarkan Khamis ini adalah untuk perhimpunan sambutan Maulidur Rasul dan bukannya untuk perhimpunan politik.

Sehubungan itu, Ketua Polis Daerah Timur Laut, ACP Azam Abdul Hamid menasihatkan orang ramai supaya tidak terpengaruh dengan khabar angin terutama menerusi SMS atau panggilan telefon yang mendakwa negeri itu sedang dilanda kekecauan.

Jumaat lalu, satu perhimpunan diadakan di hadapan pintu masuk utama Komtar sebagai membantah tindakan kerajan negeri yang baru yang tidak mahu meneruskan pelaksanaan Dasar Ekonomi Baru (DEB).

So guys and girls , I hope that you will stop the rumour sms-ing. Do you know that this rumour will affect economy and business drops in Penang especially at Komtar and PraginMall.
All shops have to close down just because of this thing and a lot buyer rather not going to mall for the time being. Why want to do this? Why have to start all this junks? Nothing better to do is it?
Every worker even Bank employees fled from the scene. No one working in Bank. Cant withdraw money for emergency. Please reconsider your act. Your prank act will lead to disaster.

Happening In Penang : Umno Vs State Govt Uncut

2008-03-15T00:18:00.005+08:00

Got some tips from somewhere ( secret ) and this is what we missed out! This happend at around 3pm in the afternoon on 14th March 2008 ( Friday ). What a lucky number :D 1403 or perhaps 1438 or another jackpot number 1433 ( the last number '3' stands for 3pm ).

Aww cut the crap! Let's spin this shit :-

" red head " police officers standby to cut this crap up. Gonna ready to screw whoever trying to be naked in the heart of georgetown.

The UMNO empires has risen. Banners are ready to shown up. Another series of Age of Empires. Banners shown something about a leader of PKR. Lotsa stuff in the banner. All-in-One. I cant read properly maybe you guys could get some clue on what they wrote.

Many followers ( a.k.a kay-po-chi or in english spectators ) followed some UMNO protestors to go shopping * i guess * I don't know where are they heading to!

They should have some conference in Disco / Pub. See how many members they have!

Happening In Penang : Umno Vs State Govt Video Version

2008-03-14T22:48:00.003+08:00

Beside taking picture of this happening event in Penang , a client of mine ( my temp videographer ) took some videoshots of this unforgettable event in Penang.

Alot of shop lots and complexes shutdown due to this affair. Alot of tourist were afraid and run for their lives back to their hotel to cover themselves. One of the tourist asked me what has happend with Penang. Suddenly all road being blocked and heavy traffics. We asked them to go back to their hotel immediately to avoid this trouble. Who knows what will happend during the protest. Might cause a life.

All I can say this is the biggest protest " so far " in Penang Island.

Happening In Penang : Umno Vs State Govt

2008-03-14T16:44:00.012+08:00

First time in history , happenning in Penang Island , once a peaceful island , now turned into a political arena. Choppers everywhere , anti-protest officers scatter across the street. Nightmare about to start.

The situation was happened located around Komtar ( where I'm working ) *scary*. The UMNO were having serious protest against the state govt regarding about the abortion of nep.

This will stir up the heat of UMNO and they protest just because to get back the right for Malays only. But I dont think our Penang CM abort this programme will cause the Malays lose their rights. For those educated Malays will understand more in this matter. We as Malaysian still have the merits. Everyone share the same rights. No one will lose any rights. I'm not sure what's behind the project of NEP for the UMNO members. This I wont assume anything on it. Those I'm not sure will never ever let it out from my mouth. Remember , if you ( as a blogger ) bullshits alot in govt sensitive issue , will lead you to jail by ISA.

There were " rumours " about estimation 10,000 protestors were here in my sms message. But the reality was only about less than 100 protestors with banner. Majority was spectators with pop-corn.

Beside the spectators , tons of police force and high-ranking officers were put in charge of this situation. Tons of red big trucks include with big round water hose pipe were here to standby just incase if any serious case happen, they will spray all this shit out of it to them.

I ( Matthew ) again being one of the " freelance " reporter covering this event LIVE from penang. There will be like no others. Better than any news reporter and TV broadcast coverage.
Hereby will include some protesting event :-

15th of 100 Days Food Quarantine

2008-03-10T00:36:00.003+08:00

Arrrghh not even 30 days yet :( ...

Still have 85 Days more to go .... before reaching my deadline of Food Quarantine.

Damn...why " they " set the law of 100 Days Food Quarantine. Cant just make it 30 Days....

I've just reached the 15th Days.......

Every Night thinking of the Sushi , Sashimi , Teppanyaki , Unagi , Spagetthi Seafood ( in victoria st. ) and lotsa more .... nice dish of fishes and lobster....yummmmmy~~~~~~

Arrrghh after thinking of chickie pox .... arrrghh ruin my food channel dream :(

Damn pox damn pox..... Curse the pox!!!!

90 Days of Quarantine

2008-03-03T23:02:00.002+08:00

This deadly virus has driven me nuts since day 1. This cant eat. That cant eat. Don't you know that Penang Island is god damn small and no food left for the hungers still need to be choosy?

I'm not in for any cat-walk or slimming programme. Do I need to be choosy?

90 Days to suffer. 90 Days you can't simply input foods in your tummy. Some say will lead to skin disease or body system mulfunction. I hope this is all bull shit and I dare not going in for a try. I'll just have to be a good boy. To create less trouble for myself.

90 Days Food prevention Programme that's what I'm in. No Seafood , No Chicken , No Soy Sauce , No Fried Food , No Spicy Food , No Eggs , No Black Sauce and last but not least NO BEERS! For christ sake!!! This is killin' me.

Remember kids , Dont get yourself in trouble with Chicken Pox. Chicken Pox is a god damn deadly virus. Bring miserable to human kind.

Now I'm counting .... It's been 8th days from 90 days Quarantine period.

It's only 8th? Am I Dreaming or what......It takes me soooooooo long.......

The Curse of the Pox

2008-03-02T17:04:00.001+08:00

One history of medicine book claims Giovanni Filippo (1510–1580) of Palermo the first description of varicella (chickenpox). Subsequently in the 1600s, an English physician named Richard Morton described what he thought was a mild form of smallpox as "chicken pox." Later, in 1767, a physician named William Heberden, also from England, was the first physician to clearly demonstrate that chickenpox was different from smallpox. However, it is believed the name chickenpox was commonly used in earlier centuries before doctors identified the disease.

There are many explanations offered for the origin of the name chickenpox:

-the specks that appear looked as though the skin was picked by chickens,
-the disease was named after chick peas, from a supposed similarity in size of the seed to the lesions
-Samuel Johnson suggested that the disease was "no very great danger," thus a "chicken" version of the pox
-the term reflects a corruption of the Old English word, "giccin", which meant "itching"
-As "pox" also means curse, in medieval times some believed it was a plague brought on to curse children by the use of black magic.

During the medieval era, oatmeal was discovered to soothe the sores, and oatmeal baths are today still commonly given to relieve itching.

Some shortcut answer :-

"Chickenpox (varicella): A highly infectious viral disease, chickenpox is known medically (and in many countries) as varicella. Chickenpox has nothing to do with chicken. The name was meant to distinguish this "weak" form of the pox from smallpox (chicken being used, as in chickenhearted, to mean weak or timid). The "pox" of chickenpox is no major matter unless infected (through scratching) or occurring in an immunodeficient person."

Deadly Virus On Me

2008-02-27T21:40:00.003+08:00

Jesus christ , I've never personally encounter this disgusting disease before in my life ( i know its normal we call it as chicken pox ) but have you ever felt the income and outcome of out it?

All your people surrounds you has avoided you?

You were unable to attend your work for about 1-2 months time?

Yours colleague were afraid to get near to you?

When you walk to the market trying to get some stuff , you need to wear jackets and caps ( trying to cover it up so no one notice your poxes? - people might thought u were one of the syphilis patient ) * oh young bastard trying to get some cheap hookers on st *

You cant have your regular meal ( no more curry mee , hokkien mee , char koay teow , laksa , tomyam , ipoh white chickens , spagetthi , seafood ........ perhaps more than 100 types of meal I cant have it right now ) - you see that's the saddest part of my life.

Look u see , everyday I have to eat and sleep. I had to force myself to sleep. Even I know I cant sleep but my eyes forced me too. Hey I'm not that lazy dude. I do not sleep in the afternoon. But shit why I felt so tired everyday and night. For every 2 hours i woke up and slept. Kinda disturbing. Further more my meal is just plain water and empty bun. Piiiiukkk! This is gross! It turns me from a non sick patient into helluva sick-ass monster.

Beside this gross meal , I had to quarantined myself at home for atleast 2 weeks. Not to exposing myself to others when my " breaking " season starts. My virus is simple. 1 week starts active. 2nd will be devastating. The more dangerous season will be the breaking season. My pox will be turning black and itchy. So It's spreading the spores. No matter you close you ears , mouth or nose. The disease will be airborne. No one can escape from it unless you are well immune ( i guess im not - so i became the blardy victim )

I've lost my freedom! I lost my usual meal! I lost my ............ HANDSOME FACE!! Forgodsake!!!

Oh God...I lost my nice ~~boob~~body chest

Arrrrghhhhhhh God please help me ...... please pray for me recovery as soonest as possible! Amen! I need my FOOD!

Popular Hong Kong entertainer Lydia Shum dies ( 1947 - 2008 )

2008-02-20T01:52:00.003+08:00

Popular Hong Kong actress and comedienne Lydia Shum died on Tuesday at the age of 60, after a protracted battle with liver cancer.

Shum, possibly Hong Kong's equivalent of U.S. comedienne Roseanne Barr, was one of Hong Kong's best-known entertainers and fondly called "Fei Fei" or "Fatty Shum" for her corpulent physique and exuberant personality.

Her influence extended to greater China and Chinese communities the world over.

Leading lights in Hong Kong's entertainment and political circles paid tribute to Shum's life and career, intertwined with the collective memories of many Hong Kong families.

"The sound of her laughter has been a part of growing up in Hong Kong and brought us a lot of joy," Hong Kong Chief Executive Donald Tsang told reporters.

"She represented a kind of spirit that was respected by many Hong Kong people and her passing makes me feel very sad," Tsang added, noting her gritty fight against cancer and the care she showed for her home city.

Local media reported that Shum died in Hong Kong's Queen Mary Hospital. Her family could not immediately be reached for comment.

The entertainer, known for her high-pitched voice and laughter, initially built her career in Hong Kong, although her popularity later spread to Singapore, where she anchored the sitcom "Living with Lydia", speaking in accented but fluent English.

Born in Shanghai in 1947, Shum's multi-faceted 40-year showbiz career began as a child actress with the Shaw Brothers Studio. She later became a legendary compere for the TVB variety show, "Enjoy Yourself Tonight", which turned her into a household name.

Formerly married to actor Adam Cheng, Shum is survived by her daughter Joyce, who also has show business ambitions.

In Memoriam of our Beloved Les Chang ( 1968-2008 )

2008-02-19T19:39:00.009+08:00

This afternoon, several friends and I car-pool to Balik Pulau Kg. Sungai Pinang to Les Chang's funeral. Les parents very kind hospitality us so we stayed abit longer and Les's father share with us about the whole nightmare story of Les's horror incident.

In February 16, around 6:00am, after having his last breakfast, he was intended to get his kidney diagnose. Well, now I only know that he is suffering from kidney disease, I really sympathize with those who suffer from the disease, because I know that they really painful…

Continued with Les's father conversation ...

After the breakfast , as he was trying to get his car out from the lot , a motorbike stopped behind his vehicle. He was unable to get it out and he requested the pillion to move it aside.

The pillion was not happy and ignore Les's request. Les was unhappy and trying to use his car's honk to alert the pillion.

Pillion and the rider ( 2 chinese guy ) was furious with Les's react and without using brain , he used his helmet and knock Les down. Les was seriously injured from head and face. Later, Les was rescued by an unknown Samaritan and brought him into hospital without further delay.

From what I've known that , Les Chang was not a gangster or so on , he was just a photographer. His life was fully dedicated to arts and photography. A peaceful man and a cheerful person.

Les's father told us that at that time , Les was not in coma yet , he manage to inform the nurse about his mum's contact. After that , Les return to coma mode. Nurse informed his parents about his admittance in GH ( General Hospital ).

Les in coma for 2 days. No result until yesterday , 10:55 am , Les Left the world peacefully.

Now Les's father was trying to find witness on that day incident. The car park care taker unable to testify as he is afraid that this incident might jeopardizes his job.

According to Les's father conversation , He said that this incident happened around morning hours which is infront of So Young Cafe where tons of morning food lurkers witness this incident.

So we hereby , on behalf of Les Chang's family , appeal to those who witness this gang-fight incident , please do not hesitate to contact the family or report this matter to Balai Polis Jalan Patani.

Here's the latest news from THE STAR :-

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/2/20/nation/20080220154757&sec=nation

Man beaten to death in Penang

By BERNARD SEE

PENANG: A man who was found unconscious with multiple head injuries by the roadside at Jalan Tan Sri Ewe Lim on Saturday has died at the Penang Hospital.

The man, in his 30s, succumbed to his injuries without regaining consciousness at 3am on Monday.

George Town OCPD Asst Comm Azam Abd Hamid said the police have classified the case as murder.

He appealed to those with information pertaining to the murder to help police in their investigations.

The public can call the Rakan COP hotline at 04-269 1999 or the district police hotline at 04-228 2222.

Hereby are the map of Les Chang's funeral wake be held for 3 days ( 18th to 20th February 2008 )

WIKIMAP : http://www.wikimapia.org/#lat=5.398309&lon=100.214517&z=18&l=0&m=a&v=2

The temple will be on your LEFT ( if you are from the round-about 1pm on wards )

Pictures taken by : Fotokrazy Members ( I dont know who .. but sure is them )

Is Masturbation Normal?

2008-01-28T22:21:00.000+08:00

It's Normal, Healthy and Okay to Masturbate!

Masturbation can be defined as self-stimulation to cause sexual sensations. The use of the word masturbation usually suggests that the person is manipulating his or her genitals to the point of intense pleasure or orgasm. (Orgasm refers to a period of intense excitement in which genital muscles enter in to a series of highly pleasurable contractions or movements.)

While masturbation can involve another person, most of us think of it as a very private act. According to some health care providers masturbation allows a healthy way to express and explore your sexuality and to release sexual tension without all the associated risks of sexual intercourse. Health professionals generally agree that this private touching is a natural, normal mode of self-exploration and sexual expression. Unfortunately, after the excitement of the moment has passed, many people find themselves filled with guilty and or shame.

Have u been caught Red-handed for Masturbating in the room or anywhere else?

Why all this guilt and shame? Actually, from American History

A little bit of American history:
Our attitudes about masturbation have deep roots for sure. Around the turn-of-the-century, some adults were so against masturbation that they forced their daughters to wear gloves made of a steel-wool-like material (like Brillo pads) at night and to put a powder on their genitals that made them painful to touch. They made their sons wear metal chastity belts at night that made it painful to have an erection. During the 1820s, some parents prevented male masturbation by piecing the foreskin with a wire and soldering the ends together. Boys and girls were discouraged from masturbation by the threat of blindness, madness and illness. Of course, none of these masturbation-induced maladies proved true.

The subject of masturbation was taboo years before the United States was created. All kinds of chastity belts and other devices were used to prevent masturbation, probably as far back in history as you can go. This will vary from culture to culture.

The Truth?

Most surveys suggest that approximately 94% of teenage males "admitted" that they masturbated and about 70% of teen females "admitted" to this also. It’s always hard to establish absolute truth in any survey on sexuality and sexual behavior, since they are influenced so much by what people think is "normal". It is important to note the word "admitted" in the results of these surveys. Doesn't that word imply something shameful about the act of masturbating? We think so. This leads us to believe that we are still suffering from the residual Victorian morals when boys and girls were discouraged from masturbating.

Teaching Masturbation? Yes, Believe it or Not!

In the 1970s and 1980s, a woman named Betty Dodson, Ph.D., achieved much fame from her approach to masturbation. She actually held classes for women to teach them how to masturbate. Dodson believed women needed to overcome certain degrees of repression instilled by the church. She taught women to "celebrate” their bodies. She thought masturbation should celebrated, rather than induce guilt. Dodson made the point that masturbation needed to be celebrated, and not allowed to create guilt. Dodson admitted that overcoming guilt was very difficult—for men and women, especially when the guilt was instilled by the voice of their mothers at an early age. Mothers told children not to touch themselves “down there” and shame on the family whose child did so in public.

For many people the consequence of our mothers' or fathers' difficulty with our innocent sexuality when we were toddlers and infants may be the reason that the experience and enjoyment of our own bodies is taken away from us, or we are still allowed (made) to feel ashamed in some way when we feel pleasure from exploring our own bodies.

Even More Taboo...

In 1994 Dr. Jocelyn Elders—the second woman appointed to the position of U.S. Surgeon General— lost her job as Surgeon General because she dared to say that masturbation should actually be taught in schools. We think her mistake was when she said, "It's practicing for sex." She never implied that a method of masturbation be taught... or did she?

Masturbation Myths—There Are Lots More of Course.

"Masturbation isn't "real sex" and only losers masturbate."
Just not true. According to some sexuality experts people who masturbate tend to function better sexually when with a partner since they know their own body and have fulfilled sexual expression.

If you masturbate you will go blind or bald or get acne or hair on your hands -- or lots of other anomalies. None of these have any basis in truth.

People in relationships or married don't masturbate.
Wrong again. (Many couples masturbate mutually).

"Masturbation will stunt your growth"
Nice try, but wrong again.

“If you masturbate you'll never be able to have children”
I get this question as an e-mail often, this is just not true, who started this myth? If that was true none of us would be on this planet.

“Can masturbation hurt me?”
(See the Sex FAQ page for the answer)...

None of these myths are true. And while there will always be those who make religious or moral arguments against masturbation -- if you are Catholic you may have been taught that it is “sinful to spill seed” or masturbation is “seed wasted”. So, that is something you will have to decide for yourself. When done in moderation, masturbation seems to be a common, "normal", healthy way to get sexual satisfaction. It is one that is safe and does NOT run the risks of pregnancy, STDs or incompatible sexual preferences. But, use good sense while masturbating. If you are sore from spending TOO much time with yourself -- stop and let your body heal. Getting irritated skin is not uncommon, so don't panic and use plenty of water soluble lubrication next time. (Like Astroglide ® or Wet ®). If irritation persists see your health care provider. Remember, lubrication! Especially you guys (or gals using a vibrator).

If you are spending a lot of your time masturbating and it is interfering with your school work, your job, or the rest of your life, then you might want to stop and think about why you are doing it so much. A person can become obsessed with anything.

How women Masturbate?

Are there benefits to masturbation?
Yes. Masturbation can help relieve stress and:
Relieve menstrual cramps
Help for insomnia (i.e. when a person is having trouble falling asleep)
Stimulate the immune system to help build up resistance to common infections.
Release mood elevating hormones
Reduce embarrassing spontaneous erections for teen males
Reduce the number of unwanted wet dreams for young men

For more on Male or Female Orgasm, see Male Orgasm or Female Orgasm. For recommended reading on masturbation, see Female Orgasm. There are more sexuality links in there also.

For more on Sexual Health, check out the Sexual Health Library

See the Sexual FAQ Pages for more answers about masturbation.

For more on lubricants, see Lubricants - a masturbation must!

Your Vagina; Get to know it Better!

For honest answers about orgasms, sexual health, STDs and birth control, with hundreds of FAQs. See Sex Stuff

Finally.......My Beloved RM49.70

2008-01-17T20:33:00.001+08:00

Finally ... my long-waiting RM 49.70 :D It's from Nuffnang. Just got my cheque for all my hardwork ( kaypo-ing and blogging ) I'm so happy. At first I wont believe that I will ever get my first cheque :D as you can see , free things aren't be easy. Where got such a " BIG DUCK HOPING AROUND THE STREET " aka where got 0 cost things in this world.

Now I found the source :P That's the secret of getting money without working :D only just blog and blog all the way till you get the cash. Nuffnang sets a target of each RM50 we will be enabled to CASH OUT. They will deduct RM1 for the transaction fees ( con my RM1 :( poor thing ) hehe..

So guys .. Blogging is good for living :D STOP WORKING NOW!

Nice Shanghai Advertisement

2008-01-12T23:25:00.000+08:00

I know this advertisement a bit weird to some of our fellow Malaysian .. especially those hokkien kia , the " PUKI " stands for vagina. So when this song repeated , " pukii pukii kawaii " means the vagina is cute. Please don't get me wrong as I'm not trying to talk any of vulgar language here. Just some education purposes :D

In Malaysia/Singapore , first thing will be done with this advertisement were to be ban forever due to misleading the citizen as this will create some havoc for parents when their small little pampered kids knows how to sing a " PUKII SONG " :P

But for Shanghai , they use this little piggy ( as a symbol of piggy bank ) a place where you keep your money save and sound. Instead they use " PIGGY " as the name of their ambassador , they use " PUKII ". Keep on enjoy with some several song made by Shanghai Bank. Farney and easy to remember. Nice Advertisement! Good Job~!

Penis Experiment

2008-01-03T09:13:00.000+08:00

This topic might be funny to everyone , but I personally felt that this is also very important to every guys on earth. Why Penis is so important?

Beside Pee-ing, there were some important issue to talk about over here :-

1. To Increase Sperm Productivity ( by choosing either boxer and brief )
2. To Satisfy your women ( Penis size important to certain women )
3. To look confident with yourself ( some might low-confident because of their size )

Topic 1 : Boxers or Briefs

That question, boxers or briefs, has been asked by every man and woman for many years. Even designers question which one men prefer. The answer is quite simple. Each man has his own preference. The difference isn’t very substantial but yet they each evoke a different feeling while wearing them.

The boxers are loose fitting and keep you cooler under pants or jeans, whereas briefs conform tightly to your body making you feel that everything is more secure when wearing them. Although designers have tried to merge them by creating boxer briefs, there is still a distinct preference that men usually have. Some wear briefs because that is what they grew up wearing and really don’t know any difference, whereas some men wear boxers because it gives their penis a little freedom to breathe. There are probably hundreds of reasons that men choose one over the other.

The one consideration taken into account when a man is trying to decide between boxers and briefs is fertility issues. Many people have questioned whether or not briefs can generate so much heat that they actually kill the sperm, making a man unable to produce enough sperm to get a woman pregnant. Still others say that briefs restrict the movement of the penis which can also affect fertility. Whether you believe it or not, many physicians stand by this rule that if you are trying to conceive you should definitely be using boxers instead of briefs, although makers of briefs decidedly disagree with this theory.

No matter which one you choose, you can also help your fertility issues with exercises of the penis. By doing these medically approved exercises you can help in stimulating the penis allow it to become more erect and able to produce more sperm. That will allow you to still wear briefs if you so choose to. Since sperm sterilization can be caused by heat in the testicle area doing these exercises will allow you to wear the underwear of your choice without worrying about the outcome.

In previous studies done, men were asked to wear both boxers and briefs to see if briefs did indeed produce more heat. Most men said that they did not, and that the theory of heat from briefs was very much exaggerated. They also agreed that there seemed to be no correlation between briefs and infertility. In conclusion, even the people hosting the study agreed that when it comes to fertility, that should not be the basis of whether or not you choose boxers or briefs. You should go simply with what you enjoy wearing the most.

Topic 2 : Woman Loves Big Penis

Once and for all, yes, penis size does matter. But don't head to the surgeon's office just yet there, Jacko; it matters, but not in the way that you think.

After asking 200 women of all ages (over 18), sizes, ethnicities, and sexual habits, the conclusion was that 82% of these women were content with a penis that was big enough to satisfy them, which averaged at about 6 inches. That, by the way, is just about the average penis size for men, according to the Lifestyle Condom Penis Size survey, which measured the erect penis size of 300 men.

And what did women have to say about girth? Well, I'll get into the thick of that issue later...

Go the extra inch

Of course, there was a small percentage (9%) who wanted a penis that was larger than average (7 to 8 inches). There was also a minute amount of women (2%) who preferred mammoth-sized penises (10 to 12 inches). And lastly, 7% preferred a penis that was smaller than average (about 5 inches). But once and for all, let us discover what the deal is when it comes to what women think about the size of a man's penis.

Most women surveyed agreed that a man could have the most confidence in the world; he could be a complete success personally, financially and in all the other areas that are of importance to him. But if he thinks that his penis size is under average, or even average for that matter, suddenly everything else in his life pales in comparison to his underachieving pecker.

The unfortunate blunder men make when it comes to penis size is believing that bigger is always better; that is not always the case. In fact, many women who dated men with abnormally larger penises complained that they weren't able to comfortably enjoy certain sexual positions, nor were they able to adequately give oral sex. The last thing a woman wants is to have her man's penis knocking against her cervix during sex or creating stretch marks around the corners of her mouth.

56% expect a penis to more or less match the complexion of the rest of a man's body.
23% expect a penis to feel very smooth.
21% weren't very happy about an abundance of veins.

Surprisingly, most women surveyed had mixed opinions about circumcised men. Some thought that uncut men were more prone to giving them infections (which is not true so long as uncircumcised men maintain good hygiene habits) and simply didn't like the look of it, while other women simply preferred a natural penis. Most women, however, were indifferent about the cutting issue.

Racial stereotypes

So do black men have larger penises than average? Do Asians have smaller penises than average? Well, yes, but not by much.

Black men are indeed bigger than Caucasian men, but only by half an inch or so, on average. And Asian men are about half an inch smaller on average. But the interesting thing about all of this is that the women in each race have vaginas that are perfectly designed to fit. That's right; according to the-penis-website.com, Asian women tend to have smaller vaginas and black women larger ones, relative to Caucasians.

Most recent survey

Of course, different surveys claim that different sizes are normal. Why? Well first, because they're surveys. Second, because no survey has the time or the finances to measure every erect penis on Earth. Thus, the most recent survey, conducted by the Lifestyles Condom Company in 2001, measured the erect length and girth of 300 college age men in Cancun amid Spring Break.

Here's what they concluded:

The average length of an erect penis is about 5.9 inches.
The average girth of an erect penis is about 5 inches.

Alfred Kinsey, of the famed Kinsey Institute, conducted the first report on average penis size in the 1940s, which claimed that the average erect penis was 6.2 to 6.4 inches in length. The flaw with this survey was that the study focused only on Caucasian men and let the men measure themselves (and my guess is that some were supersizing ). And although the difference is only about a mere half an inch in difference, it means a whole lot to many men out there.

What's more important?

But wait, the women had more to say (we always do). When asked whether length or girth was more important, most women opted for girth, as they claimed to enjoy the feeling of a thick penis against their vaginal walls rather than having an unusually long penis poking against their insides.

Most women, according to the 200 surveyed, preferred a "proportional penis." As one woman said, "I don't want a pencil penis poking and prodding me, nor do I want a stubby little cigar trying its damnedest to rip me apart. The length has to be proportional to the width." And what would that be? I guess that would be the average.

So what's the point?

Of course, when asked, most men would opt to have a bigger penis. The reasoning is perhaps more about ego than satisfying a partner, not to mention being able to walk naked with absolute pride in the men's locker room. But I digress.

Rejoice; chances are that your woman is quite happy with the size of your manhood. Thus, it's about time that you were content with your little buddy as well. We really do love you just the way you are. Keep it clean and healthy, and we'll take care of the rest.

While most of us would jump at the chance to have a bigger penis, the truth is that most of us are average in size. What is average? Well, according to The Penis Website, it's about six inches in length, erect.

If you're below that size, don't feel bad because there are sex positions that'll ensure you get in as deep as possible and satisfy the woman you're with.

Topic 3 : Look confident with yourself

Before you get inside...

Of course, penetration isn't all you have to do. There are other ways to ensure your woman's satisfaction, and they don't necessarily involve your penis.

Focus on foreplay
Whether it's kissing her or performing cunnilingus, giving her attention before full-on sex begins is always a good idea. And considering most women take longer to reach orgasm during penetration than guys do, it's actually a fantastic idea to focus on foreplay.

Stimulate the clitoris
Whether you're penetrating her or not, the clitoris is your friend. Learn how to manipulate it to help her reach orgasm and then penetration will simply be an afterthought.

The positions

Now, here are four positions that'll deepen your penetration and ensure full stimulation.

1- The doggie
I think we can all agree that this is the mother of all positions. Not only do you get full penetration, you also get the scenic route. For an even tighter feeling, open your legs and have her close hers, and get her to arch her back and relax her head and shoulders on a pillow.

2- The snake
Have your girl lie face-down on her stomach, legs straight out and closed. Place your genitals just under her butt and spread your legs on either side of her body, knees bent (keep your torso upright). Be careful not to let your weight drop on her, and make your way inside. If you like, prop her butt up by putting a pillow under her hips.
Note: She may initially have to open her legs in order for you to get your penis inside.

3- The rabbit ears
As your woman lies on her back, bring her knees to her ears, have her hold her legs there, and penetrate. The fact that her vagina is in plain view and easily penetrable allows for great in-and-out movement. I recommend that you put your hands (or a pillow) under her butt and hold her up as you watch yourself going in and out.

4- The V-formation
As she lies on her back, make your way inside her. Then, lift her legs in the air, hold her ankles, and spread her legs apart, forming a V. After a while, rest her legs on your shoulders and manipulate her clitoris while you continue penetrating her. Or, you could hold on to her hips and slowly pump in and out.

More positions for you

Although many women find big penises visually stimulating, most admit that they wouldn't like to have one inside them. So don't feel insecure if your penis is below average; there are so many ways you can make up for it as a lover.

So until next time, drive her crazy before you penetrate her, and when you do penetrate her, make sure you go all the way.

Ghost Buster

2007-11-26T22:34:00.000+08:00

Georgetown - The Deadly Junction - it is a T-Junction, located beside the Union High School, It Was said that if you ever drive across it late at night, your car will go out of control, & crash because there were many accidents happened there. some said that there is a tiny unknown tree which looks like a lady carrying a child beside the road, they saw her figure & a child screaming, some old folks said she was once a "bomoh"(witch) & she kidnapped her sister's son, somehow they never appear after being seen beside this "DEADLY JUNCTION".

Ipoh - St. Michael's Institution - A group of Catholics missionaries arrived in 1912 and began to build a school next to the famous Kinta River. It did not take long for the missionary brothers who run the school to have enough funs to erect a huge school building with unique French structural design. When WW2 broke out, the school was used by Japanese secret police and as their headquarters. Lots of torturing been carry out. In this unique building, there were many tunnels which had been seal off and these tunnels are used by the Japanese to torture prisoners and storage of food. Most sightings occurs in the Chapel on the fourth floor of the building. A Brother dressed in black robe, holding praying beads in sitting position facing towards the door which accessing to the brothers quarter in the early am and without a head. Those who had witness it are asked to kept it a secret and not to scare others fearing no parents would register their children in the school. A real skull produce in the school biology lab was found in the school back field.

Kuala Kangsar - Malay College Kuala Kangsar - Said to be a former site of a Japanese occupation camp during WW2. Students sometimes awakened by something that stares down directly at them. A marching platoon can be heard in the field. The sounds of chains. A tree on campus which is right beside a lamppost where the light shines down on it. The shadow produced is that of a man hanging from the tree.- this may be urban legend.A few though were conveniently historically 'situated' as they were old colonial admin buildings that were used by the Japanese during the Occupation in the 1940s where 'executions' would take place. Some of these buildings were the Victoria Institution (school), the Bukit Bintang Girls School (used to be methodist grounds,now demolished)

Kuala Kubu Bharu - Mara Junior Science College Kuala Kubu Bharu - In various parts of the building a white flying apparition has been seen.

Kuala Lumpur - Bukit(Hill) Tunku - A spooky place to be. Bukit (Hill) Tunku is actually one of the more elite residential areas in Kuala Lumpur. This place has many big and tall trees, and has this eerie feeling about it even at broad daylight and of course at night. It is said that a few years ago two youth embarked on a high speed motorcycle chase around the curvy roads of the area. One of the youth crashed at a dark stretch of the road, which is actually a very sharp corner. There have been claims about sightings of a young man riding a motorcycle at high speed, who mysteriously vanished in the dark.

Kuala Lumpur - Cheras - Poliklinik Cheras - Used to be a government hospital but it is being abandoned with no reason, been to the place before seems haunted and bizarre, rumors heard that there are still some dead patient that is loitering around the area.

Kuala Lumpur - Genting Highlands Resort - A famous hill-top resort and casino. Many people incurred gambling debts and committed suicide here. Some visitors leaving the hotel lobby reported seeing a man in red jump from the rooftop, just to disappear before he hits the ground. Certain rooms are not available for rent no matter how full the hotel was - those who have seen the inside reported that it was filled with old Chinese ghost wards. They would subsequently fall sick for days afterwards.

Kuala Lumpur - Highland Towers - A tragic event that will forever live in the memory of Malaysians. One of the 3 blocks of apartment at this place fell apart due to landslide and heavy downpour prior to that fateful day. And Highland Towers have become famous for claims of being a very haunted place. Voices of the dead can be heard at night and ghostly figures are said to have appeared at the scene. There are also a story about a taxi driver who picked up a woman passenger at the middle of the night and being asked to drop her at the place.She left a bag and the poor taxi driver found it to be full of blood!

Kuala Lumpur - Pudu Prison - Old prison that was abandoned after the area around it became commercialized. Reports of a strange thin Indian man walking the prison hallways and disappearing around the corner. Screams can be heard from the room where hangings take place. Certain areas such as specific cells and holding chambers were far colder than others. - Update: They are turning this back into a prison (for low security prisoners) as no one will take it up for commercial property as it is too well known for the hauntings. There were plans to turn it into a hotel where you can stay a night at the cell of the most notorious criminals. Actually, the listing is wrong about hangings. The hangings do not take place at Pudu prison. Unless its self inflicted/murder. Official hangings are done outside Pudu. There were of course many in-prison acts of violence that led to deaths of inmates. Many drug addicts were known to be victims of violent criminals and so they were moved out into another prison elsewhere.

Kuala Lumpur - Victoria Institution - A very famous landmark in Kuala Lumpur, V.I. a boys school was a Japanese base during the occupation of Malaysia. Many British soldiers and locals were brutally tortured to death in the basement and some of the older buildings on the campus. It is said that not only are apparitions common in the day as well as the night, there have been many cases of spirits possessing students. The possessed boys would behave strangely, even violently, harming other students and teachers only to snap out of it a few hours later and remember nothing, even when they were forcibly restrained, their bruises would disappear when they returned to normal.

Pahang - Tras - Police Station in Tras - During the 1950’s a police corporal and his wife were found in a state of shock and terror after opening their door to an unknown figure. Many police personnel were terrorized by this “entity” that other policemen would rather resign than being transferred to this remote station.

Perak - Ipoh - Tambun - Sighting of an old lady on the roadside while driving.

Perak - Ipoh - Tambun Inn - Lights reported to turn on and off and sounds of whispering.

Perak - Kellies Castle - sometimes door are opened themselves. lots of scary screaming voices........

Puchong - Puchong House - Evil drawings on the walls. Some say the ghost of a woman who resided here before haunts it. Other than that, just stepping into the house is enough to keep you awake for months.

Selangor - Ampang - S.K (1) Kuala Ampang - Could hear taps in the toilet running by itself and sightings of a lady in white walking behind the school compound.

Dear readers , please update me if you have sighted any ghost .. as I love GHOST stuff :P

Farney Scammers

2007-11-12T15:10:00.000+08:00

Have you receive any wierd phone calls lately? Someone from oversea ( mainly HK ) congratulates you that you've won an amount of 6 digits which accumulate about RM200,000 cash prize or some oversea lottery contest? Can u believe this? Someone from far far away purposely call you up just to give u a LARGE amount of cash prize without doing anything? Someone might be mistaken identity or you must have double identity ( watch too much of western movie lahhh )

This is the most ridiculous thing but common now a days. Anytime , you will receive a call which ask whether you know mandarin or not .. or some stupid company willing to donate RM200,000 to your saving account. Do you believe there's still MR NICE GUY out there? Why don't they just swallow up the amount without notify you?

This is definitely a scam. But a lot people still got tricked with this lousy tricks. According to analysis, mostly the victims are e.g. lawyers , doctors , and those with high profile job person.

Their scam work chart is very simple :-

Common Scam Work Chart

1. STUPID S-HOLE -- ( CALL ) -->> VICTIM

2. STUPID S-HOLE -- ( MAKE STUPID SURPRISE ) -->> VICTIM

3. STUPID S-HOLE -- ( KEEP ON CONGRATULATE ) -->> VICTIM

4. STUPID S-HOLE -- ( GIVE REASON LIMIT FUND TRSF + REQUEST APPROX 10% FROM TOTAL PRIZE CASH TO ENABLE THE FUND TRSF ) -->> VICTIM

5. STUPID S-HOLE -- ( USE DIRTY TACTIC TO MAKE YOU GREEDY ) -->> VICTIM

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Complex Scam Work Chart :

1. STUPID S-HOLE's SECRETARY -- ( CHECK VICTIM BACKGROUND ) --> VICTIM

2. STUPID S-HOLE -- ( MAKE STUPID SURPRISE ) -->> VICTIM

3. STUPID S-HOLE -- ( KEEP ON CONGRATULATE ) -->> VICTIM

4. STUPID S-HOLE -- ( GIVE REASON LIMIT FUND TRSF + REQUEST APPROX 10% FROM TOTAL PRIZE CASH TO ENABLE THE FUND TRSF ) -->> VICTIM

5. STUPID S-HOLE -- ( USE DIRTY TACTIC TO MAKE YOU GREEDY ) -->> VICTIM

If the VICTIM agreed with it , WALA Story End! Welcome to the CONMAN's World.

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If you do encounter this call one day , I got a very nice suggestion for you ( to surprise them ) :-

Listen carefully and please switch ON your speaker louder to get more clearer conversation.

Beside this exciting video clip , there is one volunteered victim aka famous blogger in Malaysia , Mr. Kenny Sia ( got screw for nothing ) :-

Hugo Ur de' Boss

2007-11-08T10:19:00.000+08:00

I've been a fan of HUGO BOSS since the first time I've owned one. The first perfume and currently using was HUGO BOSS IN MOTION - LIMITED EDITION 90ml.

Why I love this perfume? not like as if I'm borne with great smelling skill or horny - like in the movie of PERFUME 2006 directed by Tom Twyker )

But then .. this perfume made me like a real boss ( even though I'm not ) but the smell of it clears out all our bad o dour and freshen up your day. The Cognac accord gives the fragrance a unique lift and is enhanced by the freshness of tangerine and Clary sage. The fragrance gains pace with the dynamic spicy heart leading to the very masculine base of precious woods.

This bottle of perfume are just like my first wife ...

until I met this ...

HUGO BOSS XY and XX. New generation of perfume. I've just received the sample of it and tested just now in the morning. Only morning I could really test out the real perfume aroma ( as my nose are cleared )

Before I peel out , I thought there were a small bottle of perfume ( heheh greedy me ) but ... kind of disappointed as it just a piece of some sort of bandage which glued to the cardboard and with some strong smell of XY ( FUR MEN ).

Smelling the latest perfume sample ..... * need to close your eyes to concentrate the extract smell of XY *

Mouth-opened wide. Oh my god......

You won't believe it , this this perfume made you go like this :-

Don't get yourself confused and of course It wont made you dance while wearing a thong or undies in front of public :D

Arrgh....I'm going to get my next HUGO already .... I tell you ... I WILL!! XY I'm coming for ya~!

NUFFNANG RULES!!!

2007-11-06T20:23:00.000+08:00

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET ~~LAID~~ PAID!!

HALEHLUJAH !!!!!!!!! NUFFNANG finally gives my first payment RM50~~~!! I know i know its not a big deal ... but .. RM50 for nothing man! Just sit down and blogging can earn money huh? I can't believe this :P Blogging has tons tons of benefits! Start up from zero cost to RM50 for just nothing~!

The more you blog , the more you earn. This is not marketing gimmicks. Blogging practice not only increase your knowledge but also our language. English has being an international language. Without it , you will have a hard time. Road sign , documents , legal firms , internet and etc would be all in English. I've started my blogging since May. I've addicted to his because I have lots to karp siao ( talkative ) but I can't express it out in public. So I've choosen Blogspot.

Thanks to my sponsors , Nuffnang and Adverlets. Both of them has given 100% full support for me to blog. Money = Happy , that's the true fact ( something that I can't deny of )

WARNING : 18SX RATED MOVIE CLIPS!

2007-11-01T01:53:00.000+08:00

WARNING : 18SX ( NOT ADVISE TO BE VIEW BELOW AGE 18 )

Have u guys heard before this famous chinese song titled " XIAO WEI " ? It's very nice and simple romantic song but somehow some rascal turned this song into a very exotic ones...

sample given below :-

Hope u guys enjoy the show~~!! comments are welcome :P

Beside that XIAO WEI , I do found some funny " hokkien " video clips wanna share with u guys and girls~~!! ( everything would be 18sx ) so kids at home whom are under-aged , please put on your blanket abit earlier than usual to avoid your nanny or mummy spank you arse!

Here's another episode of the famous romantic movie scene in hokkien as well ..

Latest Gadget : Futuristic PDA

2007-10-30T15:43:00.000+08:00

What the heck is a PDA? What so great with PDA? Just a Personal Data Assistance? Organizing your daily work? making notes without buying a notepad or those small little book with the 555 at the front cover? listen to MP3 and MP4 just to cover up your stress? this is a total boredom! Arrgh no more this SHIT! All those grandma granny craps!

Don't you wanna dare to be different?

Here's the goodies ...

There's a pda on the right and a super spy scope on the left. What the hell is the scope are for? Jawapan Selepas ini ...

This PDA has a special ability. High end Multi-speaker with include woofer. I bet you never met one before in our local market.

Screen size and the calling buttons should be almost the same as the market selling with 3G Cam installed.

You can attach the scope in to the hole.

Tada....here's the scoping pda camera :D It extends your zooming length and it increases the camera ability to capture object which is far beyond reach. Its a real goodies for some perverts.

Aww.. look how slim it was to be ... not after being attach with the lens. I wonder what happens if you forgotten to remove the lens and you put in your pocket!

The magnification of it was 6 x 18. Roughly it would reach around 125m / 1000m. Just like what our local market selling as the mono scopes.

Left Picture : Before Install the Super Spy Scope
Right Picture : After Install the Super Spy Scope

It's proven the effective-ness for using it. ( I would have to dump my bino for that )

Beside the scoping , there's another goodies. This is UV RAYLIGHT. Very useful in the nightclubs.

It also use for scanning the cash money to differentiate which is real and fake.

So do you need to think twice to get this pda?

Nice Road Name

2007-10-26T11:43:00.001+08:00

I've seen several funny and wierd road sign in Malaysia. Some like " JALAN PISANG AWAK " ( Your banana road ) , " LORONG GARU " Itchy Lane and now there's the best name that I ever saw ...

I'm not sure whether this signboard has being photoshop or what? but it seems real! :D What will you ever gonna tell a taxi driver where you lived in this road?

World Has Changed

2007-10-26T10:35:00.000+08:00

The world indeed has changed. To the better or worst , let the god judge it. Beside the eco-system has changed , human has changed too. Human are getting more greedier and greedier day by day. Majority humans are getting more materialistic. They had all forgotten about the " eco-friendly " system in our earth. More skyscraper and infrastructure building up day by day. Lesser our green trees on earth. No more land for our flora and fauna. Tons of toxic waste and rubbish being scattered around. Flora and fauna are dying.

Human seems has changed into a deadly zombie ( just like resident evil ). They seems lost their love and caring only does their task base on instinct. Arrgh!

Let's not talk about those major players , how about the minors?

Last night , my dad and his " usual " night crow gang went out for a coffee at somewhere up town side. A motorcyclist pass by and dropped his wallet in the middle of the road. The cash flew out from it and all those people at the coffee shop were like eyes bulging out from its socket. Some rascal ran out in the middle of the road and pick up the cash and keep in their peaceful pockets. Those rascals were among my dad's friend. What the F***!!!

Two among his friends were Bridal Studio Boss and Camera Shop Operator. They are well-educated person. Their income were like more than RM1600 ( some even RM2000 ++ per month ) and they just picked up that poor guy's RM50-100 cash. Some even stole his wallet. That poor fella came back after realizing his wallet went missing and ask for help. No one willing to give a hand. No one willing to give back his cash and wallet. What the heck is this?

Come on? Does these men has feeling? This poor little fella might need those cash for medical bill or etc. His salary might just be RM500 per month? It's not enough for a living though. That made me real angry for their immoral attitude and NO GENTLEMAN at all! Did their daddy teach them NOT TO TAKE OTHER'S STUFF if its not yours! Something is not belong to you shall not be taken and return to the rightful owner.

Thank god I still have my daddy back whom did not join those rascal's party. ( maybe he has no balls :X ) but pheeeew~! still have someone on this earth with morality.

My First Pay Day

2007-10-26T00:26:00.000+08:00

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY COW! I was so extremely happy with ADVERLET! before i elaborate all those of my happiness and joy , I would sincerely thank you for your support and giving me tons of advertisement and giving me a chance to hold an amount of RM102.141 :P First time of my life getting paid by just blogging! I can't believe it ( this is the real awesome moment for a newbie like me )

They really put a BLING into " BLING BLING " ( hahaha Bling = Cash )

Don't you feel a lil joy where you can get RM100 for just sit down and blogging? Its COOOL! So guys blogging its not just buildup your diary work , but to earn money side income without disturbing your working hours :D COOOOL~~!!! I LOVE YOU ADVERLET!!

Bye Bye Father of Genting Highland

2007-10-23T17:42:00.000+08:00

Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong, founder and honorary life president of Genting Group, passed away at 11.20am Tuesday at the Subang Jaya Medical Centre.

The tycoon, who turned 90 in April this year, was renowned for his vision in transforming Genting Highlands from an unexplored hilltop to one of the world's most successful casino resorts.

The fifth child in a family of seven children, Lim migrated from China's Fujian province in 1937 at the age of 19 with only a small suitcase and US$175.

The idea of a hill resort was chanced upon by Lim amidst the crisp air of Cameron Highlands in 1964. Lim was then working on a hydro-electric power project at the popular hill resort, patronised mostly by British colonials seeking cool refuge from the tropical heat, when he foresaw a prosperous Malaysia of the future desiring a cool mountain holiday resort within the reach of all Malaysians.

To date, Genting Highlands Resort has five hotels and two apartment blocks at the hilltop and Awana Genting Highlands Golf and Country Resort.

The company, founded in 1965, has since expanded and diversified from its initial hotel and resort activities to plantations, properties, paper manufacturing, power generation, oil and gas, electronic commerce and information technology development under Genting Group.

According to Forbes Asia, the Genting Group founder was third richest in the country with a net worth of US$4.3bil (RM14.6bil).

Lim is survived by wife Puan Sri Lee Kim Hua, and their six children and 19 grandchildren.

Personal Opinion :

I do really salute Mr Lim for his passion and dedication for building an eco-friendly resorts and entertainment for our new generation.

Episode 1 : Duit Kopi

2007-10-18T08:59:00.000+08:00

This is damn shit! Last night, when I was turning out from Gurney Plaza , there a junction behind gurney plaza and i turned right. Just about 200 meter after junction , there were about 3 policemen stopped me. SHIT!

John and I were stopped and negotiation started ..

Police : " Do you know what offense you've done? "

Me : " I don't know. "

Police : " What do you mean you don't know? You should not turn right! "

Me : " But there were no sign at the junction that I can't turn right! "

Police : " You can't turn right! Show me your License! "

Me : " Here you are! "

Police : " Where is the one with picture? "

( Guys if you re-new your license in post office , you wont get your picture in your license. This policeman was trying to con me and think I'm blardy stupid )

Me : " But I re-new in post office they said no need picture! "

( Then as i was trying to search for my old license with picture ... the policeman was trying to make me anxious [ modus operandi ] and said what are you searching this and that ... )

Finally i got that old license akekee.... the Policeman has nothing to say! Do you know what the police says?

Police : " Actually I want to check your Class in your license! "

( What kind of BULLSHIT is this? My new license has already got CLASS in it and what is the purpose of looking for my CLASS )

Then the police trying to use his second method to scare me .. when he has nothing to say anymore

Police : " Do you know your offense cost you more than RM200 ? "

With my stupid act started .. hehe

You wont wanna know when i'm acting stupid ...

Me : " Oh my god ... so expensive .... I'm just a student! " * act stupid *

Police : " I'm sorry I have to issue you a summon! "

Me : " My god I dont have that much cash! Please give me a chance! " * again act innocence *

Police : " What TYPE of chance you want me to give you? "

Me : " I'm just a STUDENT and don't have much cash with me! I can't pay the summon! "

The police repeated what TYPE of chance .....

Me : " I just have RM10 with me in my wallet! "

Then the police opened his offer ...

Police : " RM20 that's all! "

Me : " I need it for my petrol no more cash already! "

I was trying to delay him ( the police will scare about this cause he will being notice by public and it's a serious offense for him )

Police : " NO! RM20! You and Him! Each RM10 " * Pointing me and John *

Me : " NO NO! He got no CASH! He just a student same as me! "

In the end ... after a long negotiation ..

The Police gave up .......

Police : " OK OK! Next time don't take a right turn from that junction! "

Me : " ~~FUCK YOU~~ THANK YOU! "

Morale Value : If you guys caught in this situation , remember .. DUIT KOPI is the easiet way to get through you problem! Don't PUT too much CASH in your main portion of wallet! Show him you only have RM20 :P Take or NOT is up to them :P They are so ~~cheap~~ GOOD even RM10 also want unless you drive a Mercedes :X

Nice to be a Hero

2007-10-08T00:26:00.001+08:00

What happened if your nearby residents became evil? After being exposed to a so call " T-Virus " which spread throughout the cities and every living things turned into deadly zombie?

After I've watched the latest Resident Evil : Extinction movie , my brain shows me that I've totally transformed into a superhuman body .. or shall i say a Super Hero ...

You will get a chance to hold super machine guns with full body armour kit ...

or

perhaps

to hold an arrow sniper to shoot someone's ass like no other business!

You see? How nice to be a hero. Always get to hold all the goodies and look cool~! Full action features only you and no others. Basically in this kinda action movies , you only get to see hero gets all the benefit. Those " keh leh feh - nescafe " would be end up either being butchered by those nasty zombies or just disappeared in the action scene. How nice to be a hero right?

Have you ever thought that Hero might have to encounter this ...

Scary huh? Whole bunch of zombies wanted to hug you badly just because you are the main character and the " hero " in this movie. Haha That's the Cons of being a hero.

Besides that , have you consider that zombie is a handsome nice looking ones?

buaahahha this zombie loves choco ok! You are glad that was Cadbury's in his mouth.

So guys , before your brain turned yourself into a SUPER HERO , please consider the PRO and CONS :D

I Hate Modzilla Spyware

2007-10-04T12:02:00.000+08:00

Niabeh early morning i switched ON my outlet's terminal and log on via firefox. Both pc's was infected by this moron cum lousy coding spyware :-

A little box prompt out and said : " I DNT HATE MODZILLA AND USE IE .. OR ELSE " ..

i ain't know what's the next step he's going to do ... but i think some lousy programmer has nothing better to do just to make you a nightmare during Halloween day :D

Solution to remove this stupid coding :-

1. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL and go to the processes tab

2. Look for svchost.exe under the image name. There will be many but look for the ones which have your username under the username

3. Press DEL to kill these files. It will give you a warning, Press Yes

4. Repeat for more svchost.exe files with your username and repeat. Do not kill svchost.exe with system, local service or network service!

5. Now open My Computer

6. In the address bar, type C:\heap41a and press enter. It is a hidden folder, and is not visible by default.

7. Delete all the files here

8. Now go to Start --> Run and type Regedit

9. Go to the menu Edit --> Find

10. Type "heap41a" here and press enter. You will get something like this "[winlogon] C:\heap41a\svchost.exe C:\heap(some number)\std.txt"

11. Select that and Press DEL. It will ask "Are you sure you wanna delete this value", click Yes

12. Now close the registry editor.

Big News! Vanessa Hudgen Nude Online!!!

2007-10-04T00:08:00.001+08:00

Gosssshhh! Big News Big News!! A Disney's 18 years old singer cum actress gone wild online!!! hoooly mama~! Seeing is believing! Sorry for the censorship as this is a public blogspot not a pornspot :D I bet you guys wont gonna miss this though ....

Before Naughty Act :-

After the naught act :-

Undeniable she's cute. Sexy Leg and nice body shape .. too bad .. candid camera~!

Who is the hell is Vanessa? All right .. here's some of her biodata :-

NAME : Vanessa Anne Hudgens Aka Vanessa Hudgens

DOB : December 14 , 1988 in Salinas California.

JOB :

American actress and singer. She made her screen debut in 2003 and appeared in the Hollywood films Thirteen and Thunderbirds, before reaching fame in the 2006 hit Disney Channel film, High School Musical. Hudgens also began a music career and released her debut album, entitled V, in 2006. In 2007, Hudgens became the spokesperson for Neutrogena.

Rumours said that she often have sex with her bf via online * phew so advance * i don't know what kinda sex type position or with what .. maybe thru imaginations. Most of the new generation children doesn't know what is self-respect means. All this happen is just because our parents did not bring us up well. Parental advisory is very important at the foundation stage. Without our parents guidance, we will be exposed to notorious culture.

P/S : So guys and girls , watch out! don't get yourself naked infront of a webcam at home! :P you wont know who will be the next being captured :P

Why I Want To Eat At Friday's?

2007-10-02T18:38:00.001+08:00

TGI Friday's has always been my favorite spot for many many years back since the first branch in Malaysia. The very first and only restaurant that provide me a full time relaxation and entertainment. They open from morning till midnight and it's convenient for customer which came back late for dinner just because their employer wants their employee to work harder for Over Time. In TGI's , their waiter and waitress are very friendly. They are very polite when taking orders. They squad down before you to get your orders just to avoid our neck pain * so kind of them *

Beside that , TGI's always provide LIVE FOOTBALLS and Soccer! That's total awesome! I can enjoy those live shots in the restaurant while having my favourite Mud Slide ( a vodka mixture with choco toppings and cream ) and all those Jack Daniel's supreme dishes while sipping with a big bowl of mushroom cream!
Back at home , I can't really enjoy those goodies with a Plasma TV hanging on the wall ( which i don't have *poor me* )

To proof my loyalty to TGI's ...

here some link to the portal where i've been celebrating FATHER's DAY and Yam Cha ( dinner ) with my friends :-

http://littlepenangkia.blogspot.com/2007/07/thank-god-its-friday-again.html

http://littlepenangkia.blogspot.com/2007/06/fathers-day.html

http://littlepenangkia.blogspot.com/2007/06/thank-god-its-friday.html

Furthermore , TGI's has a very very deep dark secret ...

Not the Jack Daniel's Dishes ..

Neither the Plasma TV hanging on the wall ..

Nor Mudslide ....

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It's all about THE ATMOSPHERE which created by the servants of TGI's :D

Every birthday boy and girl has to suffer ... buahahahaha! Every ~~bird-day~~ birthday boy or girl has to stand on a chair and all the waiter and waitress surround them and sang a modern-type of birthday song for them and I'm sure the birthday person will be god-damn-embarrassing! I haven't encounter before but i wish my friend will do ... this upcoming December buahahahah * will not reveal the name of person *

Ok! Cut the long story short , No one can beat down my favourite TGI! I will always be with you TGI! I've sincerely created a motto for TGI : " My TGI My LOVE " :p

Bad Internet Connection

2007-10-02T11:03:00.000+08:00

hi guys , i'm sorry for the long-time-no-update issue here. My house internet connection sucks. It was down for few hours. so I will update my blog soon :D cheers~!

New Lauching of Nikon products

2007-09-21T15:50:00.000+08:00

Good news for Nikon fanatic! New model has launched today. Nikon D3 and D300 for the DSLR models and the rest are some compacts which i don't really into it. I was invited as authorized dealer in Penang region to attend a seminar at Gurney Hotel this morning and has the privilege to hold those giants personally!! Arrghh my favourite DSLRs!!!! D3~~!!!

The price still TBA ( to be announce ) but i'm sure the price would be kicking ass. Mostly would exceed RM20k

D3 and D300 has the special ability which is weather sealed and 12 megapixels! This is total awesome. Beside that, there will be 3.0" Large screen size and Live View mode enabled. 6-9 frame per second for continuous shooting. Damn awesome don't you think?

New lenses were available too such as Nikkor AF 14-24 F2.8 ED and Nikkor AF 28-70 F2.8 ED. Prices still unknown too.

After those seminars , we will be having our lunch at ballroom. From 6-in-1 dishes to braised abalone. The food serves in Gurney Hotel are excellent taste.

Penang Toilet Story

2007-09-19T15:07:00.000+08:00

I was having my nature call in Komtar's Toilet. While half way doing business , something caught my eyes. Tons of newspaper in the toilet cube. What the hell is this? I think alot people does not realize that there's something in this world called Toilet Paper. Or perhaps Komtar doesn't provide toilet paper facility for consumer. The toilet is filthy dirty. I prefer to have a long distance walk to Hotel Trader to borrow their toilet as their cleanliness are tip top and i will grant them a 5 Star Class.

Komtar is one of a famous tourism centre in Penang and this situation really humiliate our penangites. We paid our maintenance fees and I think we shall not deserve the poor services from the PDC ( Penang Development Central ). PDC has taken over the maintenance of Komtar for almost 2 Years.

Beside those " toilet newspaper " , we do have famous ~~novel~~ toilet writer too! Full of incorrect spelling. Someone was trying to promote himself by offering some incredible offers with phone number provided ( body language services - i guess for pervert gays only haha.. ) as you can see .. its GUY TOILET! and somehow one angry consumer ( with his novelist tactic ) trying to scare that gay f*cker for not exposing this " offer " and phone number to the public so it wont mislead the youngsters.

This shows how low our morale value in this community.

How to make yourself a Cigarette?

2007-09-18T15:13:00.000+08:00

Wanna know how to make yourself a cigar? By making your own cigar would be much more cheaper ( 1/2 Price ) compare getting 1 packet of SALEM or DUNHILL.

Before giving you guys tips ... i need to stretch out to u guys that SMOKING can CAUSE BAD HEALTH.

Things you need to prepare :-

1. A box of Domingo tobacco ( recently my colleague owned a vanilla flavor )

2. A box of empty cigar skin

3. Tobacco Inserter Machine ( to insert tobacco into the skin of cigar )

This Domingo Tobacco Vanilla creates the vanilla aromatic smell when its burn together with the cigar skin. Its different from those DUNHILL and SALEM and those extra strong and so on. Those were made mixture with nicotine and tree skin. That would cause cancer.

Here's some steps for you to know ..

1. Ready the skin of cigar. Make sure there's nothing inside else would burn together into ashes

2. Insert the tobacco into the Inserter Machine. Don't overload else would end up like the picture above.

3. Insert the skin to the Inserter Machine. Put it direct to the nozzle.

4. After that , Slide it with the Inserter. The tobacco would be inserted to the skin safe and sound.

Even though it creates aromatic vanilla smell , but it doesn't mean that it's healthy. Kids at home , please get your parents advice before proceed this step.

Perfect Parking Skill

2007-09-18T12:10:00.000+08:00

Early morning ... while i was catching some fresh air at my lovely car park under the shade of trees , out of a sudden...

i heard ..

* KABOOOOOM *

wtf...missile dropping to the carpark?? it was so loud till my heart jumps out from my soul :P

Damn this sh*t ruined my day -__-"

A car rammed towards a mosque. Wow... what a big news here! As if like someone dislike this mosque or perhaps trying to demolish it with a car ... or perhaps .. another Osama's tribe trying to use a demolition car which contained tons of tons of TNT explosive to rammed into the infrastructure and blow it up!

Arrghh .. Its just ....

An Uncle in his mid 40s was so shocked for what he has done. No intention to demolish the wall of a mosque. He even broke a water pipeline for this mosque. Poor mosque guard no water to bath already.
He was actually park his car. Accidentally step on accelerator instead of brake ..

BOOOM.... * Happy New Year *

So mean everyone was looking at it and even the carpark guard was silently smiling over. Some even laugh. Hey that's no good ok...atleast we should help that poor guy lah.. u know lah penangites akeke .. little bit thing will kaypo already hahaha :P

My job?

Neeh to take pic lor...to update u guys mah * else some reader complain me no update blog oledi *

Instead of ramming to the wall , he also rammed to a KIA Spectra beside it. Haihs..poor owner :P so I've learned a lesson , next time park somewhere ppl dont park :P

P/S : Hey Kenny Sia .. Your parking skill far more better than him :X

Earth Quake Again...

2007-09-16T16:26:00.000+08:00

Earth quake again happend in Indo. Alot people suffered from homeless and hunger, some even died in action. A quake with a scale of 8.5 would inflict wide spread of damage to the Indonesia economy. Major economy damage would be fisheries and tourism. Earth quake causes alot of damages on infrastructures. Health condition would be the main concern. I'm pretty sure that alot of disease will spread out soon.

More upcoming news ...

My New Blogspot For Travel and Living

2007-09-14T22:34:00.000+08:00

Dear loyal readers , i've created a new blogspot just for travellers. i will update more on travel and livings at this website :-

http://geekdevoyage.blogspot.com/

all my travel pictures and cultures will be updated over there.

As for this blog i will preserve for my daily chores and daily complain :D

New IM in Town

2007-09-12T10:53:00.000+08:00

There's new IM ( Instant Messaging ) in town. Nice design outlook. Just downloaded but havent really try out...if you are tired of MSN or YAHOO IM. Hey everyone pls add me quick~~! Kinda bored to chat alone neh...

You can get this IM from I-Talk Buddy Homepage

Yipppie...going to China Tonight

2007-08-30T00:46:00.000+08:00

Got my Itinerary today. The travel company faxed me a new type of system which is the " E-TICKETING ". Only have to bring the faxed copy and show to the MAS counter and they will give us a pass from Penang to KL. SYOK~ betuL!!!

Ok ... now i reveal some part of my trip for u guys ...

It's a 7 days and 6 Nights Xi'an --> Lou Yang --> Zheng Zhou --> Guang Zhou Tour :D

It was organized by Nikon Malaysia and the Itinerary list was adventurous! Meanwhile all our expenses are fully paid...you hear me? FULLY PAID! That's the meaning of REAL FUN~!

The Schedule was as followed :-

Date : Time : Location

30-08-2007 : 2045-2140 : Penang to Kuala Lumpur

31-08-2007 : 0820-1205 : Kuala Lumpur to Guang Zhou

31-08-2007 : 1435-1650 : Guang Zhou to Xi'an

01-09-2007 : Whole Day in Xi'an

02-09-2007 : Time Not Confirm : Xi'an --> Hua Shan --> Lou Yang

03-09-2007 : Time Not Confirm : Lou Yang --> Deng Feng --> Zheng Zhou

04-09-2007 : Time Not Confirm : Zheng Zhou --> Kai Feng --> Zheng Zhou

05-09-2007 : 0800-1100 : Zheng Zhou ( Henan ) to Guang Zhou

06-09-2007 : 1905-2235 : Guang Zhou to Kuala Lumpur

07-09-2007 : 0915-1015 : Kuala Lumpur to Penang

I will get a chance to visit various exciting places such as Terracotta Warriors , Shaolin Temple , Largest Buddhist Statue , Lord Bao's Memorial Hall , Yellow River , Mysterious Caves , Hua Qing Hot Spring , Big Wild Goose Pagoda , Bell and Drum Plaza , Tang Dynasty Show.

This is the most magnificent trip that i ever had and i wish that everything will went smoothly and manage to capture the best moment out of it! I just bought a newly DSLR for my trip. All well equipped! All my checklist are done! This time i'm gonna ROCK china UPSIDE DOWN!! CHINA IM COMING FOR YOU!!!!

Fast and Furious : KL Drift?

2007-08-26T02:22:00.000+08:00

Muahaha .. just watched a new version from the movie of " FAST AND FURIOUS - KL DRIFT " instead of the Tokyo Drift scene. This movie was directed by our local directors and implemented with local scenes. Not bad. Our Malaysia do have some drifting show to shot :P

Most of the vehicle being used are such as Nissan Skyline R33 , Cefiro , Silvia S15 , Gen2 , Waja R3 . All FR Cars being used to drift in this event. Some are meant for Drag Racing as well. I'm glad that our Malaysia has improved their screening movie on motor sport. That's a good job~ bravo to our local directors.

All we need to improve now is the Graphics. Some 3D movement graphic are too fake.

Here's my comment rate for this movie :-

1. Graphic on 3D = 3/10 ( Too Fake on explosive side , Car Crashing , Slapping face among character )

2. Audio Visual = 7/10 ( Good during drift and Drag )

3. Intellectual between characters = 6/10 ( Nice poems - but too much , not very serious )

4. Action = 7/10 ( Good during drift , less between characters )

Overall , this movie has a rating around 7/10. Nice drift show to watch and learn some new night drifter's gang poem. A secret poem to communicate between gang to " open a game " = Bet! Most of the rider will bet around RM5000-10000 to win a race. Get the cash to exchange with spareparts for cars and daily expenses.

Here's a youtube for the KL DRIFT movie :-

For those " wanna-be " and kids at home , dont ever try this! This is total illegal on street. We are aware of government law that there will be no STREET FIGHTERS. This is not a GAME neither a great stunt. This will cost a life.

Humm apart from this movie , i found that this movie do have a list of lyrics like-a poem style...

here's a lil' poem for the movie scene :-

IMPAK MAKSIMA LYRIC

Sarung tangan dah di tangan
Kaca mata berkilauan
Bersedia hadapi cabaran berani tempuhi cabaran
Ku naikkan paras audio
Bergetaran enjin turbo
Debaran rancak pecutan di speedo
Buktikan pecutan solo

Kunci yang menanti
Putaran jejari
Piston bergerak lari
Menunaikan misi

Isyarat sudah menyala
Bendera sudah berkibar
Enjin mengaum bagai singa
Sejarah sedang dicipta

Impak maksima� gear satu aku pandu
Impak maksima� gear dua makin laju
Impak maksima� bermaharajalela
Gear ketiga, empat, lima
Sepantas kilat�
Impak maksima

Satu per satu ku tinggalkan
Asapku mereka makan
Adrenalin memaksa jantungku berdegupan
Dua enam, dua lapan
Enjin ku tak rasa beban
Ku tekan tiga ratus ke depan
Tayar meninggalkan kesan

Ke kanan ke kiri cara yang tersendiri
Bagaikan terbang tinggi pada sifar graviti

Genap semua pusingan
Litar bagai permainan
Sorakan menyambut kemenangan
Mari kita semua ulangkan

Impak maksima� gear satu aku pandu
Impak maksima� gear dua makin laju
Impak maksima� bermaharajalela
Gear ketiga, empat, lima
Sepantas kilat�
Impak maksima

Zoom!� Laju ke depan
Vroom!� Pecutan menggegarkan
Zoom!� Tiada halangan
Vroom!� Ku tempuhi rintangan

Zoom, zoom sekelip mata vroom
Lawanku hukum meletup kepala boom
Rim roda ligat berputar
Apabila bahan api terbakar
Sebarkan� sebar media seluruh dunia
Siapa yang digelarkan juara?
Di litar semangat berkobar-kobar
Tinggalkan pencabar terketar-ketar

Pasukan teknikalku ada di tepi
Mananti dengan debar yakin dan pasti
Bawah lapan saat kereta ku mampat
Sudah sedia untuk aku rembat
Jangan cuba� jangan cuba pintas aku langgar
Nanti engkau juga terlantar dan tidak sedar
Kerana ku terlalu laju
Satu minit aku pandu lengkap satu pusingan
Penonton tergamam� oooohhh!!



humm nice lyric done by our locals as well~ end with " oooohhhh~ "

Exabytes Love Malaysia Contest

2007-08-22T23:55:00.001+08:00

We Love Malaysia!

"We Love Malaysia" campaign is the latest campaign which Exabytes launched on 1 July 2007 in conjunction with Malaysia's 50th Anniversary of Nationhood. 'Love Malaysia & Win' contest begins 1 July and ends on 31 August 2007. This contest will be our first event launched under this campaign. We invite every Malaysian to join this contest and let's show the world how much you love Malaysia via your website!

Here are the 3 easy steps to participate:

Step 1: CLICK the logo banner on the right hand corner and register as a contestant.
Step 2: Attach the logo of "We Love Malaysia" at your website by inputing the script provided after you have registered.
Step 3: Get spotted by Exabytes and win yourself attractive prizes!

Prize	Prize Description
Grand Prize	Sony Ericsson W850i Handphone (worth RM 1200) x 1 winner
Consolation Prizes	Wireless mouse and keyboard (worth RM 100 each) x 8 winners

GUYS AND GIRLS ... JOIN NOW BEFORE ITS DEADLINE ON 31ST!!!!

Oh YEAH~! My China Visa was done~~!

2007-08-22T15:00:00.000+08:00

Do you guys hear me? I got my CHINA VISA done~~ akekeke no need to envy Nicole
already :P

She's going to Japan. I'm going to China. Anyway we're just neighbour muahahah~! Hey nicole if u hear me .. please pack some Jap Choco for me ok? I miss that!! :P

I had made a list of things to buy before i go to China. Lotsa things to bring over.

Humm .. here's my checklist :

1. Toothbrush
2. Toothpaste
3. Luggage
4. Shirts
5. Pants
6. Undies
7. Glasses
8. Watch
9. My Crystal ( raymond sold to me wan de .. said can bring more luck and wealth )
10. Ren Min Bi ( Some China Dollar )
11. My N73
12. A kiss for my Darling before i left Penang ( If i could give one in time )
13. Wallet
14. My Croc Slipper
15. Condom ( Do i need one? )

Humm ... i'm abit ~~worried~~ excited about my trip ...

Very very very the excited about this too ...

What a terrible incident happened at Naha Airport ( JAPAN ). It's a China Airline ok!! -__-"

The News was :-

A China Airlines Boeing 737-800 explodes into flames at Naha Airport, Okinawa Prefecture (state), southern Japan, after arriving from Taiwan on Monday, Aug. 20, 2007. All 165 people aboard escaped alive, officials said and police said terrorism was not suspected. This photo was provided to Kyodo News from a person happen to be there.

Thank god 165 people escaped in TIME! else .. would be burn into ashes.... arrgh need to pray to god more often this time :X

Frustrated with Local Police Officer

2007-08-20T22:54:00.000+08:00

SCENE 1

This evening , when i was in the office. My boss asked me to call up to the police station to discharge a case which is already back dated errm .. let me see .. i guess its 3 YEARS ago! So .. being an employee have to follow what de boss says! I rang the Police headquarters in Penang.
As our conversation followed ...

Policewoman A : " Selamat petang , Balai Polis Timur Laut , Bolehkah saya membantu? "

( Translation : " Good evening , South East Police Station , can i help you? " )

Me : " Saya mewakili bos saya , Nama XXX dengan kad pengenalan XXX untuk discharge kes yang berlaku dalam tempoh 3 tahun lepas. "

( Translation : " I'm on behalf of my employer , Name XXX with the I/C xxx to discharge a 3 years ago case )

Policewoman A : " Ya tapi anda mesti mempunyai repot 3 tahun lepas! "

( Translation : " Yes , but we need to have the 3 Years ago report form! " )

Me : " Yah tapi , boss saya terhilang repot tu. Bolehkah cik bantu kita? Kita mempunyai Nama dan kad pengenalan supaya mempercepatkan proses tersebut. "

( Translation : " Yes but my employer lost the report. Can madam help us out? We have our ID to smoother the process )

Policewoman A : " Tuan , jikalau hilang pun , tuan mesti tahu sarjan yang mana tuan jumpa! "
( Translation : Sir , if you lose the report , you need to know which Sargent that handled your case )

Me : " Waaah dah 3 tahun lepas macam mana nak ingat sarjan mana dah jumpa! " Puan boleh membantu kita untuk " back trace " melalui komputer?

( Translation : Wow .. its been 3 years and we've forgotten which Sargent that we met. Can madam help us to backtrace via computer? )

Policewoman A : " Tuan , komputer kita tidak boleh " back trace ". Kita kena panggil orang untuk membuka stor belakang balai untuk cari balik repot 3 tahun lepas. Ini akan jadi susah untuk cari balik! "

( Translation : Sir , our computer unable to back trace those past records. We need to summon person-in-charge to open the storeroom to " manual back-trace " those 3 years ago report. It's hard for us to backtrace those past report! )

Me : " Ala macam tu tak apa lah .. terima kasih! "

( Translation : Aww its ok .. thank you! )

I hanged up the phone and felt that this policewoman doesn't familiar with the police computerization method of back trace or perhaps our royal police force need to take some serious action into their back-trace database system. This is totally out-of-date. Even our company account system can back-trace ( 5 years ago system ). The motto for our local royal police force was " MESRA , CEPAT dan BETUL " .. but however all seems bit irony to me -__-" * bad experience number 1 *

SCENE 2

Ok .. after a long time of searching those past items in MY company storeroom .... finally after 4 hours long search .. we've found the report \-v-/ Hallelujah!! Thank god we found it. It was hidden in a blue Pandora box -__-"

Ok .. so finally i've got the Sargent In-Charge details ..

and AGAIN my conversation to the police station .. ( all in english now .. sorry abit lazy to translate )

Ring Ring ..... * Phone Rings *

Policeman A : " Hello , Good evening , South East Police Station , May i help you? "

Me : " Yes sir , im calling on behalf of my employer to talk with Sargent R! "

Policeman A : " Oh he has being transfered to Tg Tokong Police Station! "

Me : " So can i have the contact number over there? "

Policeman A : " Sure ... the number is XXX "

Me : " Thanks for your help! "

Policeman A : " You are most welcome! "

* Aww so nice thanks to the helpful police. So now i dialed another number which leads to the Tg Tokong Police Station *

Ring Ring .. * Phone Rings *

Policewoman B : " Hello , Tg Tokong Police Station , May I help you? "

Me : " Yes can i speak to Sargent R? "

Policewoman B : " Aww he has being transfered back to Criminal Commercial Department! "

Me : " Hey the South East Police Station person-in-charge said that he had transferred to here! "

Policewoman B : " Since when? He's being transferred quite sometime ago! "

Me : " Arrgh its ok thanks! " * Frustrated ... DAMN FREAKING frustrated *

I felt that i'm just like being played likea ping pong ball. Being thrown here and there. Back and forth. IM NOT A GAMEBOY OK!!!! AND IM NOT A BALL!!! Damn My boss just wanna DISCHARGE the case not as if he's going to charge someone! This is totally ridiculous! Their service for the community is lame. The government should have improve them. Ok .. Let's continue to my frustration in scene 3 then ... shall we?

Scene 3

Calling up again to the South East Police Station ...

Ring Ring * Phone Rings *

This time i speak first before they do * -10% toleration already *

Me : " May I speak to Sargent R? "

Policewoman C : " He's not in! He's On leave until tomorrow! "

Me : " I just want to discharge a case. I thought anyone could do it on his behalf eventhough he's away? "

Policewoman C : " Yes actually we could do it anywhere not only in this police station zone . You can just drop by to any police station nearby to you to discharge a case. All you need to do is to write an official letter to Our HQ regarding about your willingness to discharge a case without any third party interference and forcing. In Malay you should put up " MENARIK BALIK " instead of DISCHARGE. Please bring along your ID as well to smoother our process "

Me : " Ah..that's was a relieve. Thanks for your help! I'll be there a short while "

I think the local officers does not understand what is " DISCHARGE " means so without any realization and understanding , they would just throw you back and forth without any questioning! This is simply irrational ways of handling the community. Thanks for the last officer which understand what i've being trying to do -___-" * so lame *

Scene 4

So after those hard-ships , My boss and I plan to go to the HQ police station of South East to settle the problem. Inside the police station there were 2 policewoman. One handling a couple while another was just sitting there doing nothing. There were 2 computers to key-in and she asked us to wait and wait. Hey there's no good business in the station i still have to wait for half and hour! what the hell? We only want to discharge the case not to charge anyone or so on...

So we patiently waited and waited and waited ... until she realize we've been standing waiting for quite some time , she quickly asked us to sit and discharge our case. It takes about 5 minutes to settle it and this is awesome! ( the fastest service i ever had in the station )

They should be happy that one of the million cases has left their log book. It's being 3 years i guess they dont even follow up such a small case though! While handling our case , one of the officer ( the one pretend that we were invisible ) lied her chin on her hand while Q & A ( Question and Answer ) Her visual portrayed that she's being through whole day work and very tired looking. Hey you did not do the hardwork ok? Why are you so tired? Tired for questioning? Tired of typing? That shows a bad image on the police officers which shows their laziness and improper manner to the community. In our childhood mind , Police was the greatest icon in their life as they are the protector of the city and humankind! For such a small matter , It will destroy a childhood wonderful mind and made them think vise-versa. I wish that before our country reaches 2020 , Our government and Police Officers will take serious action in this matter.

The Sky is Falling ( Part 2 )

2007-08-20T14:50:00.000+08:00

Continued from the previous scene .. everyone was still frozen in time. Some were worried. Some were terrified. Kinda scary to see how their reaction was...

" The Twin Brotherhood.. "

" A Wannabe.. "

" Invisible Binocular .. extracted from the X-Men Scene.. "

" The Red Cresent Journalist Team " aka * kpc team *

Something might happened. Maybe An UFO started to have an Air strike on humankind ... or ... alien dispatched to Earth to annihilate the whole world ... or or ... perhaps...

Ah ha .. got u guys .. its just a pre-merdeka ~~die or not to die~~ jumping tower challenge. It's started from Sarawak until here. Those well-trained professional jumped down from the highest building in Penang ( which is Komtar lah )

Even started officially on 19th. Quite interesting. Can see someone ~~commit suicide~~ jump from the highest peak and fly like a bird!

Before the jumping event , all the ~~birds~~ professionals are pack and ready to ~~go home~~ jump. They had to wait till the wind are not that strong. If the wind are extreme condition , their parachute might not be working and it would be huhu free show!

Hulala...the event started! One of the ~~white mouse~~ professional started to jump off the highest peak of the tower! Huuray .. just in case if you cant see the caption .. i'll translated what he was shouted ...

Jumper : " HELP! My Balls Are Shakin' !"

So nice ... fly really like a birdie! wish that he wont wet his pants :X

The Sky is Falling ( Part 1 )

2007-08-18T18:17:00.000+08:00

This morning when i was working , out of a sudden , everyone in the streets stopped and doing nothing but looking up to the sky. Everyone stand still without a move. Its just like the whole world being time frozen. No one moves a single inch. Even vehicles. Some even pointing out their finger into the sky... something must be wrong with the sky. Something might be dropping down from it. It might be HUGE!! * despite from the armageddon movie *

It's bumper to bumper time

arrgh...what happend???? The 3 stooges looking up and down curiously.

Aiya...how can this happend?

Something is happening... might be dangerous....

The Bulan Sabit Merah ( Red Cresent ) in the house!

" Jesus Christ .. What happend... " - I smell sh*Tty

Before.. * say cheese...open your mouth * - waiting for bird's dropping

After... " that's our Malaysian ways --- kpc "

" Boy boy open your mouth please... "

Even uncle aunty also opened their mouth ..

I guess there were more nuffnang members out there...BLOGGER!!

Niabeh..small kid oso wanna blog? not bad~ a good start for u guys!

After those terrific scenes , It's time for Our Infamous City Council members to issue summones for those who were being " time frozen and mouth-opener " * do u know that its illegal to open your mouth in the middle of the street :P

The story to be continued........ " the sky is falling "

P/S : Some of the Images are under courtesy of TKLIM ( my buddy )

Pang Hainan Seafood Restaurant - Penang

2007-08-14T01:10:00.000+08:00

It was sunday evening , brought my grandma , aunt and mum for dinner at Tg Bungah. We passby this newly opened restaurant ( formerly the location was owned by Caraven Cafe ). Their name was Pang Hainan Seafood restaurant. They serves several kind of seafoods. Nice interior decorations.

Haha .. got big lobster leh..dont play play....make sure u bring ur goldcard lo :P

Whole family gathering akeke :P

My ahma again ... ngek ngek :P she loves to be photographed :D Cam whoring with ahma while waiting foods to be served.

Rice would be the main course of the meal :P always the rice came first before the foods. They use the thai-wannabe style. A seafood restaurant using a bowl which is almost made me feel like in thailand :P

Ok ok .. It's time for me to judge their specialties ..... let me present ..

1. Fu Yong Tan ( Fu Yong Egg )

This fu yong tan is nice but less ingredients. Not tasty. Mix with some chicken meat , egg , vege. Not as what i've expected from other restaurant.

Rating :

6/10

2. Salad Prawn

Despite its mixture with yummy salad , the prawn are in big size too. The problem with this dish is that the prawn is not that fresh and we discovered that interior of the prawn are not well clean before it was serve to the clients. There's not much of a prawn freshness taste in it. All being covered by the salad.

Rating :

5/10

3. Than

Despite the size of the " than " , the taste are not as nice as in Tambun. I dont feel like wanna order a second dish with it.

Rating :

5/10

4. Siakap Tomyam Style

Nice tomyam taste and abit spicy. Not satisfy with the freshness for this fish. We've discovered that this fish are not well cook. We return this dish to the person-in-charge and he's willing to reheat the dish. After the dish being reheated , the flavour and the freshness of this fish are all gone. It became tasteless.

Rating :

4/10

Personal Overall Review :

The service in this restaurant are quick and friendly. But the chef was inexperience and not much of a kungfu. Foods are just average. Price are expensive compared to Tambun.

Taiping - Lenggong Trip

2007-08-12T23:39:00.000+08:00

One bright Sunday morning , My daddy , mommy , aunty , grandma and I went to a trip to Taiping. My dad said there lotsa things to see and eat. To my thought, what so special with taiping wor? ..

Halfway on the highway , I asked daddy again ..

Me : " Pa , What so special with taiping? "

Dad : " Taiping got ... errrm...... ahh..... Got la...!"

Me : " Got what pa? " * hehe..i know he sure find some excuse to cover his kar cheng ( ass ) *

Dad : " Ah ha .. have u been to the Taiping Zoo? "

Me : " Aiyo pa , we all haven't got our breakfast yet lar...i dont wan go zoo lar.. what so special with the zoo wor? "

Dad : " Aiya boy , Zoo got lotsa animals e.g. monkey , giraffe , bird , bla bla ... "

Me : " Aiya Pa...i wan MUM MUM laar.. i dont wan see monkey larr! "

Dad : -_-" ok lah..

Ah ha .. finally we reached one of the coffee shop ( with less people in ) as most of the area are fully book .. only 11am and its fully book ( coz only several coffee shop in taiping nia )

So we reached to PRIMA TAIPING ( not the leon lai - PRIMA DONNA ) akeke...

Humm as i was browsing through which stalls to order ... suddenly i smell a strong curry smell ... nice smell of CURRY MEE~~!!! So without any hesitation , i just stand there and order few bowls for my family as well. Some cant take curry so we order Soup Koay Teow.

My grandma was so happy to hear that i've ordered curry mee for her :P she love the smell too akekekkek~! the aroma really captured our heart and soul :P

Even though the ingredients are less but the curry are nice. Not too spicy yet not so oily. For nice to eat ( atleast i wont have to rush myself to the toilet on the highway ) A boy served us with polite manner and very good service but asking us whether want to add more soup.

Their soup Koay Teow wasnt that famous. Its just an ordinary ones.

Beside the Curry mee , Taiping also famous for their POH PIAH. Poh Piah was made from many spices and ingredients. Some even input the crabmeat in it to add more flavour. Poh Piah was their specialties. If you tasted Taiping's Poh Piah , you will never taste elsewhere. The skin was very soft and nice. Made you feel like wanna order another

Hulala.....hey guys wait for me ok!!!! everyone started breakfast without me -__-"

Next .. my aunt cant resist her favourite ROAST PEANUTS. This uncle trying to tell her how he calculate the price of nuts :X Btw his nuts are sucks. Not salty and not enough roast. Sorry uncle but you should gain more experience first.

After finished up our breakfast , we grab our ass to have some sight seeing. And im going to startup a conversation with daddy again :-

Me : " Pa .. where are we going now? "

Dad : " We will be heading to leng long! "

Me : " wahh PA~! why they called it leng long??? " ( i never been to that place before ... so its abit curious for me )

We all laugh till burst into tears.

* In hokkien - Leng Long means Bra *

Grandma : " Why the name so hamsap one? "

Dad : " I dont know ... the locals always pronounce it as leng long "

As we reach near to so called " Leng Long " ... I saw a signboard written ..

Me : " aiya PA ... its not LENG LONG laaar .. its LENGGONG larrr... "

Dad : -_-"

Before we reach to the lenggong town , we stop nearby a rest house ( which is famous for sight seeing )

So beautiful and nice. I can say they had the best rest house in the state.

They has lotsa area for sight seeing. Small hut for rest.

Some pic for u guys to share with ..

This bridge they called it " Jambatan Raja Muda Nazrin " ( The bridge of the Young King of Nazrin )

After all those sightseeing , its almost about 3pm , we went to a seafood coffeeshop ( which is famous and lots of politicians went to ) to enjoy some seafoods and their specialties.

If u go there abit late , i bet you cant even get a table. Everyday every night , lots of people from other states came to enjoy their seafoods. Dont underestimate this little coffeeshop ( you may see its abit small ... but they manage to grab their next door as their branch ) :X

Some framing to capture. Nothing better to do as we are waiting for our orders to be served.

This is their Meat ball soup. Very nice and decrease our inner body heat.

And this is one of their specialties , " YU LAM " ( inner stomach of a fish ) Very nice and delicious. Just that they gave abit too less for it.

Rating : 7/10

Next ..

Their Hot & Spicy Home Made 5 STAR Chili Padi sauce ..

Errm.. not really spicy and they should not grade it till as 5 Stars. The Kampung Koh's Chili was better than them.

Rating : 5/10

Before ..

After ... :P

The " SHUI MAR LAU " aka Water Monkey. Its a fish ( aint monkey ok .. and i wont eat it if its a monkey )

The meat is fresh and nice. Sweet and delicious. The cook is professional. This fish served the best out of it. One thing that i dislike is that , this fish has alot alot of tiny and large bones.

Rating : 8/10

The " CIU PAI TAU FOO " Their homemade taufoo specialties. Very soft and delicious. Inner part contained meat and vege.

Rating : 7/10

After all those tasty foods ... as what the normal malaysian-chinese will do ..

Tada.... 4 EKOR shop. Lottery was their 2nd to-do list in their mind. Always wanted to get rich fast -_-"

For Gamers : Dawn of Magic

2007-08-12T11:54:00.000+08:00

Went to Pragin Mall hangout since i'm too bored in the house for nothing. While i walk pass a game shop , a strong magnet suck me into the RPG game called " DIABLO 3 : DAWN OF MAGIC ".
I was like .. huh??? Where the hell DIABLO 3 came from!~

The DIABLO games are no longer in production line since the last episode of DIABLO 2. What the heck is Diablo 3? So i'm giving a try for it ( to clear out my curiosity )

Here's the review of this RPG Game :-

Over the years, we've seen more than our fair share of games like Dawn of Magic - action RPGs packed with incessant mouse-clicking combat, myriad items and enough spells to make Gandalf feel inadequate. However, rather than simply carbon-copying the tried and tested formula made so popular by the Diablo series all those many years ago, Dawn of Magic attempts to incorporate several more modern RPG features into this aging mix.

While the plot can hardly be called original - you're tasked with either aiding or thwarting Modo, an immortal banished to Earth who's hell bent on destroying the world - there are still enough compelling features to warrant your attention. In true RPG tradition you start by choosing your character (from a selection of four) and customising as you see fit.

The Awkward Scholar is a bespectacled bookworm with a weak sword arm and spindly frame but a razor sharp intellect and a natural flair for magic. On the opposite end of the spectrum is the Baker's Wife (perhaps the strangest character class in RPG gaming history), a robust but intellectually challenged battle axes perfect for pummeling enemies into putty. The stout Friar is similar in stature and skill to the Baker's Wife, preferring me lee weapons to magic, while the Weird Gypsy sits somewhere between the three.

Unlike numerous other RPGs where your early character class decisions restrict your leveling up options for the remainder of your adventure, Dawn of Magic's open-ended magic-based approach enables you to enjoy a far more free form character upgrading experience than many of its direct rivals. There are a staggering twelve unique Schools of Magic for you to incorporate into your arsenal, with every spell not only contributing towards your character's casting prowess but their physical characteristics, too. Specialize in Fire magic and you'll wield devastating fireballs, while jets of flame will flick out of your hero's body as they run.

Water magic arms you with ice attacks and defences. Opt to specialise in the arcane arts of Blood magic and your character will take on a vampiric appearance and ward off enemies with a collection of attack and strength bolstering spells. You can even go so far as mixing Magic to create an even more unique and powerful type of hero, while your decisions throughout the game will also influence your alignment and allegiances. The choices at your disposal here are almost limitless. Of course no self respecting RPG would be complete without an exhaustive set of character skills and while Dawn of Magic does possess an abundance of these, they're far less imaginative and compelling than the excellent array of spells nestling inside your magic book.

Once you're done customising your character, you're gently introduced to combat and quests with a series of cumbersome and patronising tasks that'll have you carving up wolves and scorpions while searching for specific items. The streamlined, minimalist interface proves easy to use and unobtrusive, while an excellent ever-present mini map that clearly highlights key objectives is also an intelligent addition. Thankfully, it doesn't take too long for some serious, plot-driven tasks and a massive amount of sub quests to come your way, though at times a lack of player guidance can hinder your enjoyment as you're occasionally forced to spend a little too much time working out exactly what you should be doing next.

One of Dawn of Magic's most intriguing aspects is watching your character morph from an unspectacular base model into a finely tuned killing machine, while the fun factor is further bolstered by some excellent (if hardly original) item crafting that sees you imbuing your standard items with a magical kick to improve their potency and value.

On first impressions, the world around you seems vibrant and full of life. Locales teem with NPCs, traders and a wealth of impressively varied and increasingly tough enemies to battle. As you wander around you can exchange pleasantries with peasants and passers-by or trade with salesmen who ply their wares at local towns, while a dynamic day/night cycle adds some visual variety to the fauna and flora-packed locations.

But the illusion of a living world doesn't last long. Once you've scratched the surface of these seemingly lifelike surroundings, you quickly uncover just how hollow and underdeveloped Dawn of Magic's world really is. Citizens reply with the same stock phrases while merchants spew forth the type of hackneyed spiel usually reserved for Sunday markets.

Enemies are something of a mixed bag too. While they're impressively varied, they also tend to be painfully predictable, running after you in ever-greater groups while never bothering to engage each other, whatever their race or species. It's an oversight that breaks Dawn of Magic's already fragile sense of immersion and betrays it for what it really is: a competent and ambitious RPG bogged down by an inability to fulfil its potential due to an over reliance on an outdated template - including an archaic combat system that regularly degenerates into mindless click-fests bereft of originality and excitement, despite the superb and ever-burgeoning collection of incantations at your fingertips.

There's simply no sense of personality here. Dialogue is stilted throughout, failing to inject any character into NPCs whatsoever and adhering stringently to every fantasy stereotype you can think of. The voice actors struggle vainly with lines of clunky exposition and, despite the odd convincingly delivered sentence, the dialogue is wholly forgettable and, at times, excruciating.

Review Closing Comments

Despite its bold proclamations of reinventing the tried and tested Diablo template, Dawn of Magic remains an RPG with more than a whiff of the past hanging around it. The range and flexibility of the spell system and the game's epic scope (both in terms of challenge and the amount of hours of gameplay) add plenty of value to the package and will no doubt satiate those of you longing for a return to the good old days of action RPG mayhem when Diablo still reigned supreme. Meanwhile, the flexible and dynamic character upgrading system does add longevity and a slant of originality. Throw in some solid multiplayer options enabling you to test out your spell combinations against fellow players and you're left with an RPG romp that entertains but never quite manages to reach magical heights.

Personal Comment :-

7/10 Rating

Nice Gameplay
Nice Storyline
Nice almost 3D Graphic
Nice Sound
Lotsa MagicSpell Combinations

Bad Chapters ( Cant go back to previous uncomplete levels when entered next chapter )
Bad Townfolks ( If you are trying to hack n slash some monsters .. make sure not to get yourself too near to the townfolks .. use chainlighting and the whole townfolks will hack on you )
Crazy Monsters ( whole bunch of crazy monster will attack you if you standstill )

This game play is very nice and getting me sticked on the screen from morning till night. No regret for playing this.

Better to give than to receive

2007-08-05T22:59:00.000+08:00

In this world , there's 2 types of people. One is Givers. One is Takers.

Givers often to be generosity and sharing person. They earn a lot of good karmas by sharing with all they have without any expectation. Their truly and sincere attitude earns them a lot of friendships and love.

Takers often to be greedy , self-centered and calculative person. They accumulate a lot of bad karmas by only receive without any outgoing. Takers often creates a lot of enemies and lack of friendships.

That reminds me of one my conversation with a friend of mine in oversea :-

Guy A : " Hi Matt , Do you think I'm a bad person? "

Me : " Hi , Why do u think so? "

Guy A : " I treated my friends well , bought them malaysia's Bah Gua ( Dried Pork Meat ) and they don't say thanks at all! "

Me : " Buddy , sometimes people do not thank by their mouth or verbally. They will greet you by their heart. Different people will have different type of characters. "

Guy A : " I understand , but it just like ... haihs... "

Me : " I understood. It's better to give than to receive. Sharing and caring will create more friendship and love. "

Guy A : " It's hard for me to accept this. Treat them well and they do not appreciate it. "

Me : " Givers will always earn good karmas. Do not accept any in return. Do not have any strong expectations when you are giving things to people with your sincere heart! "

Guy A : " Thanks Matt. Never knew you are such a holy person! "

Me : -__-"

10 Tips of getting rid of G.H.O.S.T

2007-08-01T08:24:00.000+08:00

Every morning i would wakes up and check my email for any latest news ( must update mah.. ) and one blardy early morning , i received one email from a friend and its all about ANTI- GHOST in HOTEL ROOM? What the hell?? ahh..i will share with you guys and girls who loved travel all around the world :P

Translation ( for Bananas.. ) :-

10 ways:

1. Knock on door or press door bell before entering, meaning to ask for permission to stay there.

- ( else if u did not , someone will accompany you sleeps the whole night long )

2. When entering hotel room for 1st time, enter sideways so as to allow the 'dirty thing' to leave the room.

- ( errm..so many times im still walk-in like a big boss )

3. Leave a pair of slippers (each facing opposite directions) at door entrance. 'Dirty thing' coming in will follow the slipper and go out.

- ( i forgotton about this all the time... )

4. Place a glass of water at head of bed.

- ( can it be replaced by Chang Beer or Chivas? )

5. Flush toilet bowl before using.

- ( ahh i piss on it first before i flush wor.... )

6. Close the bible if it has been left open.

- ( Bible...no wonder there's always a bible in the room...but i never use it..can it be replaced by Hypertune and FHM magazines? )

7. Avoid wearing black & red clothings. Wear yellow clothings.

- ( hey who cares...if its in halloween seasons )

8. Before sleeping, close toilet door & also switch off toilet lights.

- ( arrgh of course i close it ... smell sucks most of the time... :X )

9. Don't sleep facing big mirror.

- ( hey..most of the hotel mirror are facing the bed - so you could atleast look at yourself when you are untidy )

10. Before sleeping, do not leave slippers together but each facing opposite direction to each other or in a messy way.

- ( sportshoes ok ah? )

Durian Uncle

2007-07-31T22:49:00.000+08:00

Hey.. i thought the durian festival has ended 2 weeks ago.. * honestly im glad that it ended as i can control my diet and stop taking up much of durians .. im growing fat ok~~!! *

unfortunately , one morning , my mum received a call from an uncle. This uncle is very famous of selling high-grade durians with reasonable price. Used to call him Durian Uncle :P

Late in the evening , Durian Uncle came with his little motorbike and along with a big bucket of durians...u heard me , its a BIG BUCKET of durians. I never expect uncle bring so much of durians...arrrghh..."the unforeseen consequences"

Durian uncle now came with his wife Mrs. Durian Uncle :P ... nice couple always help each other and that's the key of success in family plan ( not promoting the maxis though.. ) :P we always request them to put in a plastic container so we can always select the best out of it. Those rotten one we always reject :P That's the Malaysian QC ( Quality Control ) we're talking about :P

Sometimes do not underestimate this little small size of durians. They might look small but they are damn tasty :P no kidding~!

This is how Durian Uncle operated his durians. Always touch it first , feel it and then " kopek " it.

Ah ha...that's what i called it " kopek " hehehe... this is our malaysian ways :D

Arrghh.. uncle , did you get ur hand washed????? I wish your hand are clean enough...!!!

Who cares....as long as your durians are high grade , we eat it :D ... Once you tasted this Durian Uncle's famous durians, you will never go to other durian stalls ever again!

Im going to be a durian wholesaler soon....real soon i tell you....

Look closely , did u feel the wrath of the king of fruits???

I've been telling myself to stop taking this anymore since 2 weeks ago as im getting fatter because of this but still i ~~hate~~ love this durians!!!

My New Orge Template...

2007-07-30T09:29:00.001+08:00

A new fresh outlook for my new bloggie :D okok .. it might looked abit childish....but who CARES!! I love SHREK~!! ( i aint gay ok.. ) but i love the 3d cartoon animation and almost real-life combat too :X

The Movie is so nice and farney. The only cartoon made me laugh out loud. This movie setting was nice just like harry porter and LOTR. They have the right sequence and continuous movie without any gap. Here's a bit synopsis of this movie :-

How many writers does it take to create a Hollywood blockbuster? In the case of Shrek the Third, the last ship in this summer’s armada of trilogies, the answer is seven. That’s right, it took seven writers, all working to maximum capacity, to breathe life into the latest animated adventures of this foul-smelling, dirt-dwelling green ogre. Early on, though, what becomes apparent is that the plot was fumbled and dropped. It is lost for ever, I presume, at the bottom of Shrek’s swamp.

At the start of Shrek the Third we discover that Princess Fiona’s father, the frog King (voiced by John Cleese), is dying. His final request is to ask Shrek (Mike Myers) to become King of Far, Far Away. Shrek, who wants nothing more than to return to his swamp with Fiona (Cameron Diaz) and raise baby ogres, decides to find a replacement king. With only his friends Donkey (Eddie Murphy) and Puss in Boots (Antonio Banderas), reprising their roles from Shrek and Shrek 2, to keep him company, our Scottish giant goes in search of Fiona’s cousin, Artie (Justin Timberlake).

As the trio try to persuade Artie to leave his boarding school and return to Far, Far Away, Princess Fiona attempts to head off a coup staged by the arch-loser Prince Charming (Rupert Everett).

Probably the most charming creation in the first Shrek film, which was directed by Andrew Adamson and released in 2001, was Mike Myers’s wonderfully anxious Scottish accent. He had a foul temper which, to this reviewer, conjured up ancient memories of drunks jousting with beer cans in central Glasgow on a Friday night. The accent, much like all the other quirks from the original movie, has been toned down this time around. In the hands of a new directing team, Chris Miller and Raman Hui, Myers now sounds more Edinburgh Royal Mile than Glasgow Sauchiehall Street. Similarly, the message of the original Shrek – the celebration of individualism and the refusal to conform – is also weaker in Shrek the Third. These days, Shrek, much like the rest of us, simply yearns for the easy life, online shopping and better public transport.

For the audience, what this means, of course, is that Shrek is no longer terrifying. Nor does he provide an escape. Ever since the film-makers Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack first took on King Kong in 1933, directors have attempted to ravish our senses with hideous beasts masking inner charm. Films such as Gremlins spring to mind, although few have succeeded as wildly as Tim Burton with Edward Scissorhands in 1990.

Shrek the Third may not provide a Universe as grotesque as that of recent movies such as Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End or Spider-Man 3, but nor does it provide the ethereal beauty of ET. The latter, it should be noted, was the creation of just one writer.

One-Card Client

2007-07-28T23:38:00.000+08:00

Do you know what does " one-card " client means? im not promoting any creditcard centre here so dont sue me :P

Today , my company was flooded with tons of clients. Some are kind and some were some how describe them as " one-card " client. To be polite manner :X

Here goes the " One-Card Clients " :-

Around 12pm ( my blardy lunchtime ) ..

Client A were looking at my company's main showcase. With his round big eyes , portrays some curiousity and interest in his mind , and i went near to him with polite manner ...

Me : " Good afternoon sir , anything that i can help you? "

Client A : no replies... * dont even bother to look at me *

Blardy hell .. where has the politeness gone ( he's from indonesia )

Me : " Sir , anything that i can help you? " * repeated the question again *

Client A : " How much this camera " * pointing to one of the cheapest camera around *

Me : " Sir , we are having promotion and this model is only RM299 only "

Client A : " Mahal!! " - Expensive!! * consider quite harsh voice *

Me : " Sir , that's the cheapest camera we have, How much could you get? "

Client A : " Di indo , harga seperti ni hanya Rp 1617300 " - * In indo , the price would be Rp 1617300 *

I was like .. what the fark??? Rp1617300 = RM 599 .. what is wrong with u????

Me : " Sir , after converted to ringgit , it seems that Indo is more expensive compared to us "

Client A : " Masih mahal... " - Still Expensive * and walked away peacefully *

What the fark is this ppl going on??? I think his maths are sucks! RM299 is more expensive than RM599....what the blardy hell.. I'm going to kick your arse u moron...wasted my breath and mind-juice and my LUNCH TIME!! U took my 30mins of my lunchtime ( which was suppose to have only 1 Hour to complete it )

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After lunch time around 2pm ...

When i was cleaning some equipments , suddenly Client B approached me and ask me bring out some cameras and wanna see this and that and ask this and that...

Me : " yes Sir? Can i help you? " * was half-way cleaning a lens *

Client B : " Yeah how much is this and that and what freegift " * point here and there *

And when i was going to reach for my calculator , suddenly .. a lady came in to meet that Client B.

Client B : " Ahh i was actually waiting for my wife. Its ok i was just asking only. Anyway i got camera already. "

I was like..... WHAT THE FARK is going on!!!??? Argghhh geram sia~~!!! Im going to punch ur balls dude...!!!! I swear when i see you again i sure grab ur ball ball!!! :X

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After 5pm...

Came one wierd client with long hair and braidings...errm some sort of nigga :P he was standing underneath the air-curtain of my company.
And i came to him and ask..

Me : " Sir , can i help you? "

Client C : " Ahh nothing , Im just looking "

Me : " Sir , we are having promotion .. bla bla bla bla - old grandma stories .. "

Client C : " Its ok actually the weather is hot and i need to borrow your air curtains "

Me : -_-" * nothing to say nothing to smile at .. *

Haihs...world has changed. People are getting wierdos... Now you know why i classify them as " one-card clients " in cantonese we called it " WAN KAT " means Bugger!

Happy Bird-Day Jack!!

2007-07-25T14:28:00.000+08:00

Whoaalamaak....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BRO JACK~~!! huhu~~~!! so happy...everyone was cheering and mouth-watering while jack was trying to get rid all those stringy thing...

aiyo..slowly la bratheer~ the cake is yours ... hehehhe....hey i still want the portion of your cake ok..dont drop your saliva....

Jack is peeking at the little hole of the cake box. He's trying to guess what's inside...hehehe not osama bomb la :X

FULAMAK.... SO NICE... CHOCOLATE CAKE...!!!! Aww.. Nicole must be mouth watering by now .. ngek ngek~~!!

Jack getting an image on his b'day cake. Nicest and sweet taste of it. Unforgettable maxim cake house's chocolate cake....sooo yummmy~~!!!!

Argghhh unforgetableeeeeeee~~!!!! upclose again on the chocolate toppings...and sugar-made flower.... fuiyoooo!!!! I lurrveeeeeeeee chocolate :X

Private conversation :

Jack : " hey can the flower be eaten? "
Me : -___-" * duhh *
Jack : " ok i got it! " * showing his cheeky smile *

Damn kewl~~!! so colourful....awesome!!!

cut cut cut......please cut a bigger size for mine pls......im desperate for chocolates :P

According to my fortune telling experiences, if you found 2 notes with different currency, you will be a rich. ( dont trust too much as i havent pass since grade 1 )

While everyone posing for photographs ,

Me : " closer closer...hug hug the best "
Jack : " Arrghh enough close liao larr....im suffocated "
Connie ( blackshirt ) : " arrhh i had to stand behind ah...jack dont fart ok!! "

Everyone Laughed...

Me : " okok...everyone ready , 3 ... 2 ... 1 .. SAY CHEEZE~~!! Cheezeland~~!!

Sugar Ray Visits Penang

2007-07-23T22:14:00.000+08:00

Ahha...finally our famous crystal collector cum blogger , Sugar Ray plan a visit to our Pearl of the Orient ( aiya...penang lah ). I've organized them a motel nearby the Penang Jetty and Komtar Complex. The location is strategic and convenient for travellers.

First of all , staying motel in Penang are cost-saving. Just imagine the room rates are from RM30 onwards and some with air-conditioned with fully equipped with TV , Hot Shower , Large bed.
Raymond came along with a group of friends which is around 18 ppl. Damn packed...they should arrive earlier. He promised me that should arrive at 11am. I've been waiting for them until 2pm :( damn punctual la cikopek :P

the white colour shirt guy is raymond cikopek :X was having check-in with a large number of his friends together.

The motel uncle was glad to see alot of clients. Too happy till nearly fall of from the chair.

heheh that's raymond's private 2 person room with air-conditioned....soooo cheeeeky~!

I guess raymond got himself into the tourism world book of record :X first time of getting 18ppl packed into 5 rooms motel :P How to stuff 18 ppl into 5 rooms? :D

Their actual objective of getting to our island was to visit the Bon Odori festival. Every year in July our island will be having the japanese ghost festival. Lotsa japanese kimonos will be worn that night. All pretty jap girls will be dancing with you. heheh now i know why raymond so eager to get to our little island :X

That night was a badluck! Out of sudden , heavy rain drops to the large field where the bon odori was held. Raymond cursing till his throat sour :P Poor guy....dissapointed with it and hereby i came in to rescue :P i knew raymond starving coz the sushi was wet with rain waters :P

So, John and I dropby at the motel and fetch raymond and his wife to a nice and coozy place to get himself warm up again :D We went to the famous Hokkien Mee Stalls in the " Gor Tiao Lor " ( 5th Streets ). The hokkien Mee ( some area called it Prawn Mee ) are very spicy and excellent taste. The soup are mix with prawn head and pork meat.

That's my bowl. I always love to request for extra toppings and noodle :P

Next to it , its the famous ice kacang in the 5th streets. I love the atapchi :D

That's what we called friends reunion dinner :X

Cikopek dont know where to start....ice kacang or the noodle or noodle with kacang.... :X

Arrrhhh so lansi...show off the ice kacang.....hey we oso got laaarh.... :D

Haihs...buaya act again........ i know lar ray, u buaya pompuan again la ...

Haha...that's Kelly ( on the left ). She's John's friend. I just knew her and she's friendly and nice. Until now i dont understand why she cant eat pork??? Hey our hokkien mee are full of porks :P something must be wrong here and she just kept quiet till we ate finish...still kept as secret....hey this aint fair man~~!!!

That's John with his hamsap face :P anyway this guy cant take chilies....always got himself sweaty and wet :P at times you can see him crying too hehehehehehhe :P

After the hokkien mee , we went up to the Balik Pulau hills to get chill and plan to visit the " boom boom corner ". Only one famous corner on the hill where lotsa modified cars with nice interior design and audio input will be demostrate to the public on saturday night. I can tell you...raymond is in bad luck :D That night heavy rain and they cancelled the demonstration. Poor little thing. In the end we just end up crap all night long.

Raymond is trying to show us his " jackpot ". Declined to name the function of it but i can recognize that this little pot is being used by the ancient china civilization. Its being used for storing wine or baby ghost.
Oops please ignore the right hand guy. No connection with the picture neither :X

We spend our night crapping till 1am. Sleepy....thank god i got my buddy as driver else i would be driving to the drain :X we sing and laugh in the car and thank god raymond is hell of a great joker. I cant imagine raymond still listen to oldies :P young age with old man thinking and that's i consider that he reached his maturity :X

The next day , i fetched raymond and his wife to enjoy breakfast at one of the famous char koay teow in penang. The oldest and famous " Sister Char Koay Teow " at Macalister Road. They opened that little stall since im a baby. its been almost 30 years heritage d.

errm no comment for this ... i guess previously somone did shit on this table .. :( ewww i dont ever dare to touch the table. No wonder my mummy once said that when food drops on the table , dont ever pick it up as its dirty!

Ray getting himself a chickie leg. I love the tender meat and delicious gravy. Others would have finger licking good , i guess this guy chicken sucking good :P

Tada... the famous char koay teow.. famous of genuine crab meat mix with egg and large JUMBO prawns. Price are reasonable from RM4 per plate. Not too oily and worth it :D

Ray started the conversation :-

Ray : " hey why the crab meat tasteless? "

Me : " When did the crab meat tasty ???? "

Ray : -___-" * frowned for asking dumb question *

Original Crab meat will never be tasty unless mix with ajinomoto :P

Guess what....that's what i called JUMBO PRAWN :D

Thank God Its Friday AGAIN...

2007-07-19T16:47:00.000+08:00

Late in the evening , i got news from John that his leg was sprained ( due to over hiking ). He knew that his leg is pain , still eager to get his ass up to the hill and that's the result he got :D He barely can get down from his bed. Poor thing...so i decided to pay a visit to my buddy.

U know...i wont just visit , i will as well drag his ass down to Queensbay of course :D hehehehe always stay at home will get yourself rusty at times :P

So...

John were forced to accompany me shopping aka " kap kap " around Queensbay. Lately business over there were abit steep. Less potential buyer around these days. Nothing real special in that mall beside Manhattan Fish Market and my FAVOURITE TGI~~!! Arrhh i dont give a shit on business or how they were operated , the most important thing is that TGI dont dissapoint me can already :X

Aww look at his frowning face....i know i know .. ur leg pain...but no shop no life...no babe no life too :X hehehe eventually looking at pretty girls cured his leg :D at times i believe in miracle.

alarrr....i belanja u tgi oso need report to wife meh?

This dude always SMS-ing. In modern days are kinda cost saving. No longer calling. All only short messaging. Save cost and save time :D Even when you are furious with others , you could just screw them via sms without breath a word :D How nice was SMS-ing huh :D

Hey my favourite mushroom creamsoup again :D The waiter was asking me which i prefer , bowl or cup...for me sure bowl laaah... damn la that waiter said , " wah the bowl is very big one lor " and i was like .. hey u look down on me arh? blardy hell , that bowl is damn small ok... btw the prices are almost the same so i would grab the bowl :D

John got himself a burger. A famous friday burger if im not mistaken. I can tell you , TGI offers the best hamburger in town. It came with fresh melted cheeze and large size of beef with fries. Better than Mc-D of course :X see how thick is the beef .... whooolamak :D Some of my friend said that this position is a vulgar sign. If you keep hitting the bottle with this style , you are showing vulgar language via hand signal :D

sorry for those mc-d supporter but i really have to admit..TGI still rocks~! :D John is having problem with his ketchup bottle. The ketchup was frozen i guess.

Our Conversation goes :-

Me : " Tiu , what's wrong with your ketchup? "
John : " Niabeh , the tomato kenot come out larr!! " * showing his frowning face again *
Me : " Why dont you just use the fork and fork it out? "
John : " I wont fork , i'll f*ck "
Me : " ok you can do whatever you want with it , as long as dont pass me that ketchup! I dont want my hamburger to get sticky "
John frowned again... -___-"

Wanna know how John got his ketchup cum?

Whooolamakkk....everyone was loooking at him. Some are smiling. And i got some whisper saying " Hey look this guy is jerking on his burger "