10 Tips of getting rid of G.H.O.S.T

Every morning i would wakes up and check my email for any latest news ( must update mah.. ) and one blardy early morning , i received one email from a friend and its all about ANTI- GHOST in HOTEL ROOM? What the hell?? ahh..i will share with you guys and girls who loved travel all around the world :P



Translation ( for Bananas.. ) :-

10 ways:

1. Knock on door or press door bell before entering, meaning to ask for permission to stay there.

- ( else if u did not , someone will accompany you sleeps the whole night long )


2. When entering hotel room for 1st time, enter sideways so as to allow the 'dirty thing' to leave the room.

- ( errm..so many times im still walk-in like a big boss )


3. Leave a pair of slippers (each facing opposite directions) at door entrance. 'Dirty thing' coming in will follow the slipper and go out.

- ( i forgotton about this all the time... )


4. Place a glass of water at head of bed.

- ( can it be replaced by Chang Beer or Chivas? )


5. Flush toilet bowl before using.

- ( ahh i piss on it first before i flush wor.... )


6. Close the bible if it has been left open.


- ( Bible...no wonder there's always a bible in the room...but i never use it..can it be replaced by Hypertune and FHM magazines? )


7. Avoid wearing black & red clothings. Wear yellow clothings.

- ( hey who cares...if its in halloween seasons )


8. Before sleeping, close toilet door & also switch off toilet lights.

- ( arrgh of course i close it ... smell sucks most of the time... :X )


9. Don't sleep facing big mirror.

- ( hey..most of the hotel mirror are facing the bed - so you could atleast look at yourself when you are untidy )

10. Before sleeping, do not leave slippers together but each facing opposite direction to each other or in a messy way.

- ( sportshoes ok ah? )

One-Card Client

Do you know what does " one-card " client means? im not promoting any creditcard centre here so dont sue me :P

Today , my company was flooded with tons of clients. Some are kind and some were some how describe them as " one-card " client. To be polite manner :X

Here goes the " One-Card Clients " :-

Around 12pm ( my blardy lunchtime ) ..

Client A were looking at my company's main showcase. With his round big eyes , portrays some curiousity and interest in his mind , and i went near to him with polite manner ...

Me : " Good afternoon sir , anything that i can help you? "

Client A : no replies... * dont even bother to look at me *

Blardy hell .. where has the politeness gone ( he's from indonesia )

Me : " Sir , anything that i can help you? " * repeated the question again *

Client A : " How much this camera " * pointing to one of the cheapest camera around *

Me : " Sir , we are having promotion and this model is only RM299 only "

Client A : " Mahal!! " - Expensive!! * consider quite harsh voice *

Me : " Sir , that's the cheapest camera we have, How much could you get? "

Client A : " Di indo , harga seperti ni hanya Rp 1617300 " - * In indo , the price would be Rp 1617300 *

I was like .. what the fark??? Rp1617300 = RM 599 .. what is wrong with u????

Me : " Sir , after converted to ringgit , it seems that Indo is more expensive compared to us "

Client A : " Masih mahal... " - Still Expensive * and walked away peacefully *

What the fark is this ppl going on??? I think his maths are sucks! RM299 is more expensive than RM599....what the blardy hell.. I'm going to kick your arse u moron...wasted my breath and mind-juice and my LUNCH TIME!! U took my 30mins of my lunchtime ( which was suppose to have only 1 Hour to complete it )



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After lunch time around 2pm ...

When i was cleaning some equipments , suddenly Client B approached me and ask me bring out some cameras and wanna see this and that and ask this and that...

Me : " yes Sir? Can i help you? " * was half-way cleaning a lens *

Client B : " Yeah how much is this and that and what freegift " * point here and there *

And when i was going to reach for my calculator , suddenly .. a lady came in to meet that Client B.

Client B : " Ahh i was actually waiting for my wife. Its ok i was just asking only. Anyway i got camera already. "

I was like..... WHAT THE FARK is going on!!!??? Argghhh geram sia~~!!! Im going to punch ur balls dude...!!!! I swear when i see you again i sure grab ur ball ball!!! :X



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After 5pm...

Came one wierd client with long hair and braidings...errm some sort of nigga :P he was standing underneath the air-curtain of my company.
And i came to him and ask..

Me : " Sir , can i help you? "

Client C : " Ahh nothing , Im just looking "

Me : " Sir , we are having promotion .. bla bla bla bla - old grandma stories .. "

Client C : " Its ok actually the weather is hot and i need to borrow your air curtains "

Me : -_-" * nothing to say nothing to smile at .. *

Haihs...world has changed. People are getting wierdos... Now you know why i classify them as " one-card clients " in cantonese we called it " WAN KAT " means Bugger!

A moment of Silence..

Does she looked cute in this pic? why am i blogging on her behalf? It's because her soul does not rest well as the murderer has not being sentenced to death penalty.

I will make a long story short with this :-

1. At around 8:15am , Jess Teh ( her mother ) left her little daughter ( Ying Ying ) at the carpark to pay for the tickets. She had to walk around 100m away from the car. Why she left her very own daughter so far away? Does that sound fishy? If you had a daughter , especially your only daughter , precious ones , will you left her all alone " outside " your car and you had to walk 100 metre away from it? Why dont you just keep her in the car and locked her up with half-opened window car and aircon being switched on?

2. After paid her ticket , she was " shocked " to knew that her daughter being kidnapped. This is totally rubbish.


Some flashback time...


3. A broken Family relationship ; Jess Teh was in a middle of divorce with her ex-husband which had relationship with so called " china doll " and went to China for business purpose.

4. Left Jess Teh all alone with Ying Ying , and later she had a new boyfriend with her. I understood the loneliness and desperation in life. But will Ying Ying accept her new father? She's already 3 yrs old and she of course she will understand which is her true father. Im sure there were conflicts with Jess's new boyfriend and her very own daughter.


5. Some rumour said that Jess's bf ate ICE " a drug which is commonly being used to get high and forget the past " and her daughter interrupted his zen and he wacked her till death. Some said Jess purposely partnered with her bf to get rid of their " burden " - Ying Ying.


6. For me , The mother was not the real murderer behind this drama. Why is she have to kill her very own daughter? It doesnt make sense at all. She might hide something behind the enforcers so that they wont make any further arrest on others. She did cried alot when she reported this matter to the police. Her tears was so real. She even reported this matter to MCA and seek help to recover her lost daughter.


This is totally a make-up story to cover some big shit behind this drama. Believe it or not , mother and son/daughter relationship are the strongest and everlasting. There is no other important thing compare to the relationship. Im sure Jess had a hard time to deliver this baby out and of course she wont destroy it unless she's totally wacko or insane.

7. Heavily suspect was her newly-boyfriend. I've heard alot of murderer cases even in Hong Kong , mostly in this kinda situation , guys would be put into blame. Non-related relatives would have convict this agenda. Its is because Ying Ying is not his real daughter so of course this guy wont treat her well. Being a selfish and self-centered will lead himself to doom.

8. Do u know how this guy killed this little cute girl? He sunk her into kerosene and burn her apart. Her body was scattered in four different location. This means that this bastard chopped her body into four tiny parts and burn with kerosene. This is too cruel and gruesome. Where is the human sanity goes? They wont even let go of a 3 yrs old.



Jess Teh , if u heard me , why dont you reveal the real fact of this murder case. Keeping all by yourself wont lead u to happiness. Remember, your cute little daughter being murdered in a such gruesome and cruel way. Cover ppl's ass wont bring peace to your Ying Ying's soul and of course you know who did it.

Little Chin Hao needs your help

Date : 21-06-07


Was browsing thru some newspaper websites and i saw an interesting page. This is real issue according to New Straits Times. Please spend 3 minutes to read this. You might save someone's life.




GEORGE TOWN: Whenever 5-month-old Lau Chin Hao cries, his face turns blue. He tires easily, cannot drink his milk well, and has been slow to gain weight.

Diagnosed with congenital heart disease, the infant needs RM18,000 for an urgent operation. However, his parents, Lau Kian Eng, 22, and Foong Meng Chuen, 29, cannot afford the sum.

Kian Eng earns about RM1,000 a month selling electrical items at a night market while Foong is a housewife. The couple has only managed to come up with RM5,000 for the surgery at the Gleneagles Medical Centre here.

Those who wish to help can send cheques made payable to New Straits Times, with the child’s name written on the reverse side, to The Cashier, Finance Department/Charity Unit, The New Straits Times Press (M) Bhd, Balai Berita, 31 Jalan Riong, 59100 Kuala Lumpur.

Terrible Strong Wind Blew

Date : 20-06-07


It happened to be my house being robbed. My mum's window panel in her room was opened. Everyday my mum will shut it and it is impossible that the window can be open by itself. Total wierdo... She was scared as well as my dad....damn sissy daddy....and haihs i have to be hero... have to be scapegoat in another means :D .. i went in the house first to check whether got any aliens or not .... geli sia..... :(

My house being robbed once. So we got the phobia with it. hehe...this time im well equipped :D Here comes the super hero :D

1st mission : to search and destroy


see that metal bars? ... see what im going to do with it if i found any aliens in my house :X


Later we discovered our rooftop being opened. Its the same incident as the previous case. That's their escape point. But last time was worst. All my cupboard drawers were all over the guest room. But this time , its total different. Nothing was touched. No messy in the room or guest room.

we suspect the actual problem might the strong wind blew. Some sudden strong wind ( aka likea mini tornado ) blew across our state. Lotsa of stuff being blew off e.g. our rubbish bin , trafficlights , and even the roof of our mobile police stations :X

Here's the further news on the incident of the strong wind in www.thestar.com :

hey my house is just nearby the shoplots....no wonder la......... :X thank god im not at home at that time...else i dont know what to do d....maybe gone with the wind :D

A RESTAURANT owner, his two workers and two customers escaped in the nick of time when the restaurant they were in collapsed during a storm in Sungai Dua in Penang.

Pokok Pisang restaurant owner Ahmad Hamid, 51, said the wind started blowing fiercely about 3pm.

“I could even hear the wind howling. At first I thought everything would be fine but I got worried as I felt the restaurant stilts shaking. I told my workers to run for their lives.

“Minutes later, the restaurant came crashing down. I am glad we are okay,” he said.

The storm, which started about 1.30pm, also destroyed 10 empty food stalls, blew off the roofs of several houses and flats and uprooted trees in Sungai Dua and Batu Uban.

t also caused traffic to slow down to a bumper-to-bumper crawl along Jalan Sultan Azlan Shah, Jalan Sungai Dua, Lorong Sungai Dua and Lengkok Nipah.

The roofs of some flats and a police beat base in Sungai Dua were blown off by strong winds.

Lall Bee Zainul, 50, said this was the second time such unusual winds had blown in Sungai Dua.

“As I knew the roof was not a match for the strong winds, my daughter and I decided to take shelter at my neighbour's house,” she said, adding that the roof collapsed about 3.30pm.

Batu Uban assemblyman Goh Kheng Sneah urged those whose houses were damaged by the storm to lodge police reports and apply for emergency aid of RM500 from the district office.

Penang municipal councillor Dr Thor Teong Gee said the council would take immediate action to repair amenities that were damaged during the storm.

Here's another incident of fisherman lost his boat....


Uncle said " tada..now you see .. now you dont "




This incident made them poorer by days. Already had news to them not to go further to seas these few days as there might be a large wave coming in. So becareful all penangites and south-east asia. Might be the next tsunami oledi :( damnnn....


These pictures taken on 19th June around 3.30PM at Esplanade, Penang :




New style of waterfall. Maybe this is what we call VISIT MALAYSIA 2007 :X .. to attract tourist hehehe...



Phew thank god i did not park my car out there.



Its this some kind of bad sign of upcoming tsunami? previous case doesnt give us any signal at all. It just come suddenly without notice and warning. This seems like another type of tsunami which is miniature type. Very dangerous. Bad sign. So guys and girls out there , becareful and dont go out late at night for sometime.

Understanding and Considerate

Bad day today..... everyday rain and rain and rain. Skies are grey and so do my mood. Damn frustration. Everytime i plan to make something....in the end sure there's obstacle. Always a big stone blocked my way.

My gf informed to buy printer ink as she's in KL not convenient to get those and require my hand. DAMN forgetful i am.....everytime i was planning to make a move to get ink for her...sure got something block my path. Suddenly a group of clients came in and make some purchase from me. Ok that's fine....then when plan to make a 2nd move....another came in and another and another. Thank god i ate earlier. My partner ate his lunch at 3pm. Just imagine...LUNCH TIME at 3PM??? what the heck...gastric dude...~~!!

Finally i got a chance to get my ass to grab her some stuff. Unfortunately...those ink was sold out and lotsa stalls closed. TIU NIA SING~~!!!! Why like that de????? My bad that i should have bought it earlier for her. Beside those ink...there's her external hdd ( hard disk drive ) problem and i manage to solve it for her. Niabeh..my leg was suffered slight injured ( muscle pain ) due to over exercise at bukit jambul hillside. I promised her i must settle for her and i dont even care about my leg and i continued what has to be done.

Later when i bought everything and I told her that her ink was sold out, She was angry at me and say this and that. Niabeh...do u know how suffer i am? beside that i dont have a proper lunch time, my leg pain u know....!! still wan grumble ah? thank you oso din say. I willing settle ur stuff and walk a quite distance from my working place to get ur stuff. My leg suffered from slight injury ( muscle pain ) and i was like " pai kah " damn embarassed as if im walking with a walking stick. Hard to get down by stairs. Damn i had to go thru this...lotsa staircase..penang mall are sucks~~!!! All staircases~~!! TIU!!!! Where got such a nice bf in this world willing to buy stuff for his gf while his leg damn sakit. tell me la!!! Now ppl Charp Siao d. They dont even care about others. What i've noticed that the world has changed. Human are getting less consideration and understanding.
Damn after that...i had to pass the item to her fren ( which stay up the hillside ) and of course u know that Malaysia now adays HEAVY RAIN.....i got myself all wet even with umbrella. DAMN HEAVY RAIN...and i still help her coz she's my darling.


Got a client of mine , MSN me just now regarding about his cousin or whatever bought camera whole set from other seller d somemore say i treated his cousin bad? what the fuck...what happend? i was wondering....and i asked him...how i treated his cousin bad? he said that i did not call him and let him know the price of camera and accessories. WHAT THE FUCK??? so many item wan me quote and call u back? wah lau eh? His cousin in PENANG d mah....if your cousin really interested to make a purchase from me , why dont he himself get his ass to my shop as a walk-in customer? We are out of hand for the whole week for god sake. Then say next time very hard to make purchase from me d? What the fuck la this guy? People gone wierd? But i know this guy very well la...just profit him RM10 for a tripod ( naah only RM150 worth tripod ) and he need to think for so many months. Somemore last time promised me that he will support me bla bla bla....in the end...alot accessories oso din buy la and DIY himself. You guys should know what kind of people is that. I dont blame that you DIY urself but you have to be considerate. You are not the only clients in this world. IF you are from PENANG , please be understanding and come as a walk-in. We will serve you faster. I'm not only dealing as in penang but outstations as well.

If I had a " genie-in-the-bottle " , i would wish that everyone in this world would be considerate , be more understanding and peace.

Heaven or Hell? Which you prefer?

Date : 01-06-07



Hey got this lil' doggie at the road divider. Just like a gatekeeper at the heaven and hell. If u choose the wrong route...will end up :X Left or Right...Right or Left???
haha i was trying to capture some cute image of him....suddenly..he noticed the paparazi hehehee..... his eyes so fierce.....scary :X

Mind my OWN business

Date : 03-06-2007

Indeed a very sad day for me. Damn its sunday ok...bugger...!! A friend ( girl ) and only will be identify as SA. She had some problem with her bf and his name is N. She kept telling me that her bf always bring her empty promises and N is my good friend since we were in Primary and secondary too. We graduate together. Study together same class as well. So i do not want to see both of them end up in breakup and arguing.

Then i bring SA to Queensbaymall to relax and release her tension. Both of them had been totally different since 1 1/2 Year ago. Both of them dating each other went out eating then after that just straight bring her home. This been happening repeatedly. Futhermore Mr. N had repeatedly brought her empty promises ( for almost 4 times ). Always break his promise.

So i bring SA to console her and explain to her maybe Mr. N has some hidden problem which he did not expose to her. After long chatting , suddenly SA bring out a topic of a PAST INCIDENT which Mr. N dating with a girl named YJ. That was long time ago and she still want to know about it. SO...

I OPENED my god damn big mouth and spill out everything i know. She wanted to know badly whether did Mr. N give YJ his first kiss on her. According to my knowledge, Mr. N did gave YJ a kiss. On which part he gave i dont know. Mr. N told me before he wanted to kiss YJ badly before. And I thought him how to kiss ( ok..last time we were kids ok .. quite innocent actually.. and im quite professional hehehe... )

I called up to Mr. N and asked him ( as im in the carpark basement - trying not to be KPC to give both of them a chance to kiss ). Later he replied me that he given kiss to her already ( actually a quick one ). YJ very hard to get kissed or to kiss as she's quite shy and u know lah...first timer...noobie~!

SA got jealous and she's wondering why Mr. N told her that he did not give YJ kiss. Why should Mr. N hide this all out? and i dont know Mr. N hide this from her. TIU~!! now im in a BIG TROUBLE.

I'm regret to tell her and i've forgotton she is a easily jealousy type of girl. TIU~!!

SA later sms her bf and ask whether this is true or not and told him that I'M the one who tell her this. I'm sure Mr. N hate me kau kau in his heart.

I feel bad for telling SA about Mr. N with YJ. And i might lost a good friend ( Mr. N ).

So guys and girls , please share your opinion in my comment bar. This situation i'm sure alot people will encounter before.

FUIYOOO... New C2D In My Outlet

Date : 18-05-2007

FUIYOOOOH what a day :D ... Finally my outlet decided to clear out their old junk " Pentium 3 " hehehee...

just changed into Core 2 Duo with the processor of 6320. Not bad...include 1GB DDRSDRAM with the HDD ( Hard disk drive ) of 320GB. Damn large hdd capacity. Can load tons of porn in it huhuhu~~~!! :X

oh by the way, forgot to intro you gurls .. this is the handsome boy which fix the whole pc for us with patient and trust :D nice guy and handsome too~! u gurls are damn lucky as he still single :X ( interviewed back-door )

Florida Water?

Date : 18-05-2007

What the heck is Florida Water? Why they called it as Florida Water?? Where does this thing comes from and what's the usage of it? My good friend , Madam Ln. Gertrude bought it at one of the grocery stores nearby and showed it to me.



She was convinced that this miracle angel water can cure human from over-heated and dry. Sort of one of the cooling method being used by human being. I'm glad its being used on human. At the first glance, i thought this water is for drinking.


After a long read ( the ingredients ) and it does not mention anything about DRINK or NOT TO DRINK. If you are the ingredient reader...you knew that this water you can't drink it. Its overloaded alcohol and once u drank it ... you will go high :X


By the way , this cooler was made in CHINA :D and they mentioned FLORIDA WATER :X Why not just mention the Yellow River instead of Florida :D

Streamyx or Stimyx?

Streamyx ( a broadband network from TMNET ) which at first was very famous in Malaysia and consider fastest network compared to Jaring and etc.

But now adays , it might reached its limitation of bandwidth and they like to play with the bandwidth on consumers.

Currently I'm using the RM66 package ( 512kbps )

What i've encountered is From Evening 8PM until 11PM i cant get online. From 11PM until 9AM only can online. What the hell is this? I've called them long time ago for this kinda situation its still no prevail. They won't take any action on it... Now i have to call this network as STIMYX ... always stim stim .. provide nothing to the consumer.

Here's my network graph on " Stimyx "


Its like a wave in the sea. Up and Down for no reason.

Humping Doggie

Just found a video clip from youtube and its kinda nice. A little doggie trying to hump a blonde...hummm...interesting isn't it?

Total Fark UP with My Client

Date : 17 April 2007

kaninia...so totally pissed off with my client today. He's a reputable and famous photographer in KL and his name is Kevin Han. Stupiak... i'm so STUPID~~~!! Trust to someone which doesn't keep his own promise. A useless barger...

He gave me an order that he wants to buy a Canon EOS 5D With lens and memory card. I've offered him an attractive price ( he knew it ) and he agreed to buy it. Then our conversation started :

Kevin Han : " Matt, can you get the camera by Friday. ( deadline ) "

Me : " of course can. Promised u sure can get wan. "

Kevin Han : " I die die must get this camera by friday as i need to use it for weekend. "

Me : " aiya no need die la. I made u alive wan. sure i can get the stuff for you. "


Kevin Han : " ok ok give me your acc number and i will bank in the money for u tomorrow. "

Me : " You sure confirm ha ok i will give u my acc number .. bla bla bla."

So our deal CONFIRMED and ON. Then i will proceed to order that costly professional equipments for that bastard. It cost more than RM10,000.

Later at night time , he SMS me and told me he bought in KL d. Kaninia jibai kia.... he broke our promise. What kind of guy is this? Is he a guy or pondan? No balls wan ah?
I was SHOCKED as I've already placed order for this equipments and PAID. No refund can be made...if i did not order i guess i cant make it to deliver to him.What my mistake was ... i believe the wrong guy. I thought he was reputable and professional gentleman. As my friend , Jesz ( a model ) given him to shot few times. So i trusted this stupid bastard. I did not take deposit from him.

Now I've learn a lesson. No matter who and what the fark , DEPOSIT is a must in business. Now i have to telan the RM10,000 worth of equipments myself. Poor me .. my salary cant even cover up my loss. So sad.....i cant believe this kind of guy still exist in this world. They should be gone forever. This kind of gentleman you guys and girls should beware of. When a guy cant keep his promise , there's the END of his reign and power in this world. Girls , keep away from this guy. a guy who doesn't keep his promise end up a tragedy. Not to curse or what so ever , I'm here to set a reminder that no matter what you do , Keep your promise will gain trust , happiness and friendship for you.

Once you broke your promise , end up no one ever trust you , no one ever give you " kangtao " or dealing business with you and even no friends would like you. Believe me , Don't ever break your promise.

Pissed off with MPPP

Somewhere around March 2007 , I'm total pissed off with MPPP ( Majilis Perbandaran Pulau Pinang ) or shall i pronounce as penang city council? incharge of cleaning rubbish in town and etc.

One day , 4 MPPP authorities came to my shop ( where i was working currently.. ) stole our signage ( a mobile signage ). They did not wear any uniform and no ID at all. When asked they refuse to show their ID. This i called it stealing. After several hot arguments, they are trying to claim a fight with me in my shop. This is TOTALLY wrong!!! The authorities should not claim a fight or messup in other ppl's premises. They dont even fear of the Police and so on as they are self-proclaimed authorities. They misused their minor power and planning to control the whole city. They came with MPPP VAN but no UNIFORM at all!!! What the hell are they? Are they trying to self-proclaim as CID? In a very secretive undercover project? What the fark!! They are only MPPP... Clean rubbish and keep the city clean and tidy only ma ... not as if to protect the city or in a war with Iraq...

Hereby will attach a youtube movie regarding about ME VS the AUTHORITIES...