Durian Uncle

Hey.. i thought the durian festival has ended 2 weeks ago.. * honestly im glad that it ended as i can control my diet and stop taking up much of durians .. im growing fat ok~~!! *

unfortunately , one morning , my mum received a call from an uncle. This uncle is very famous of selling high-grade durians with reasonable price. Used to call him Durian Uncle :P

Late in the evening , Durian Uncle came with his little motorbike and along with a big bucket of durians...u heard me , its a BIG BUCKET of durians. I never expect uncle bring so much of durians...arrrghh..."the unforeseen consequences"


Durian uncle now came with his wife Mrs. Durian Uncle :P ... nice couple always help each other and that's the key of success in family plan ( not promoting the maxis though.. ) :P we always request them to put in a plastic container so we can always select the best out of it. Those rotten one we always reject :P That's the Malaysian QC ( Quality Control ) we're talking about :P


Sometimes do not underestimate this little small size of durians. They might look small but they are damn tasty :P no kidding~!


This is how Durian Uncle operated his durians. Always touch it first , feel it and then " kopek " it.



Ah ha...that's what i called it " kopek " hehehe... this is our malaysian ways :D



Arrghh.. uncle , did you get ur hand washed????? I wish your hand are clean enough...!!!



Who cares....as long as your durians are high grade , we eat it :D ... Once you tasted this Durian Uncle's famous durians, you will never go to other durian stalls ever again!


Im going to be a durian wholesaler soon....real soon i tell you....



Look closely , did u feel the wrath of the king of fruits???

I've been telling myself to stop taking this anymore since 2 weeks ago as im getting fatter because of this but still i hate love this durians!!!

My New Orge Template...

A new fresh outlook for my new bloggie :D okok .. it might looked abit childish....but who CARES!! I love SHREK~!! ( i aint gay ok.. ) but i love the 3d cartoon animation and almost real-life combat too :X

The Movie is so nice and farney. The only cartoon made me laugh out loud. This movie setting was nice just like harry porter and LOTR. They have the right sequence and continuous movie without any gap. Here's a bit synopsis of this movie :-

How many writers does it take to create a Hollywood blockbuster? In the case of Shrek the Third, the last ship in this summer’s armada of trilogies, the answer is seven. That’s right, it took seven writers, all working to maximum capacity, to breathe life into the latest animated adventures of this foul-smelling, dirt-dwelling green ogre. Early on, though, what becomes apparent is that the plot was fumbled and dropped. It is lost for ever, I presume, at the bottom of Shrek’s swamp.

At the start of Shrek the Third we discover that Princess Fiona’s father, the frog King (voiced by John Cleese), is dying. His final request is to ask Shrek (Mike Myers) to become King of Far, Far Away. Shrek, who wants nothing more than to return to his swamp with Fiona (Cameron Diaz) and raise baby ogres, decides to find a replacement king. With only his friends Donkey (Eddie Murphy) and Puss in Boots (Antonio Banderas), reprising their roles from Shrek and Shrek 2, to keep him company, our Scottish giant goes in search of Fiona’s cousin, Artie (Justin Timberlake).

As the trio try to persuade Artie to leave his boarding school and return to Far, Far Away, Princess Fiona attempts to head off a coup staged by the arch-loser Prince Charming (Rupert Everett).

Probably the most charming creation in the first Shrek film, which was directed by Andrew Adamson and released in 2001, was Mike Myers’s wonderfully anxious Scottish accent. He had a foul temper which, to this reviewer, conjured up ancient memories of drunks jousting with beer cans in central Glasgow on a Friday night. The accent, much like all the other quirks from the original movie, has been toned down this time around. In the hands of a new directing team, Chris Miller and Raman Hui, Myers now sounds more Edinburgh Royal Mile than Glasgow Sauchiehall Street. Similarly, the message of the original Shrek – the celebration of individualism and the refusal to conform – is also weaker in Shrek the Third. These days, Shrek, much like the rest of us, simply yearns for the easy life, online shopping and better public transport.

For the audience, what this means, of course, is that Shrek is no longer terrifying. Nor does he provide an escape. Ever since the film-makers Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack first took on King Kong in 1933, directors have attempted to ravish our senses with hideous beasts masking inner charm. Films such as Gremlins spring to mind, although few have succeeded as wildly as Tim Burton with Edward Scissorhands in 1990.

Shrek the Third may not provide a Universe as grotesque as that of recent movies such as Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End or Spider-Man 3, but nor does it provide the ethereal beauty of ET. The latter, it should be noted, was the creation of just one writer.

One-Card Client

Do you know what does " one-card " client means? im not promoting any creditcard centre here so dont sue me :P

Today , my company was flooded with tons of clients. Some are kind and some were some how describe them as " one-card " client. To be polite manner :X

Here goes the " One-Card Clients " :-

Around 12pm ( my blardy lunchtime ) ..

Client A were looking at my company's main showcase. With his round big eyes , portrays some curiousity and interest in his mind , and i went near to him with polite manner ...

Me : " Good afternoon sir , anything that i can help you? "

Client A : no replies... * dont even bother to look at me *

Blardy hell .. where has the politeness gone ( he's from indonesia )

Me : " Sir , anything that i can help you? " * repeated the question again *

Client A : " How much this camera " * pointing to one of the cheapest camera around *

Me : " Sir , we are having promotion and this model is only RM299 only "

Client A : " Mahal!! " - Expensive!! * consider quite harsh voice *

Me : " Sir , that's the cheapest camera we have, How much could you get? "

Client A : " Di indo , harga seperti ni hanya Rp 1617300 " - * In indo , the price would be Rp 1617300 *

I was like .. what the fark??? Rp1617300 = RM 599 .. what is wrong with u????

Me : " Sir , after converted to ringgit , it seems that Indo is more expensive compared to us "

Client A : " Masih mahal... " - Still Expensive * and walked away peacefully *

What the fark is this ppl going on??? I think his maths are sucks! RM299 is more expensive than RM599....what the blardy hell.. I'm going to kick your arse u moron...wasted my breath and mind-juice and my LUNCH TIME!! U took my 30mins of my lunchtime ( which was suppose to have only 1 Hour to complete it )



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After lunch time around 2pm ...

When i was cleaning some equipments , suddenly Client B approached me and ask me bring out some cameras and wanna see this and that and ask this and that...

Me : " yes Sir? Can i help you? " * was half-way cleaning a lens *

Client B : " Yeah how much is this and that and what freegift " * point here and there *

And when i was going to reach for my calculator , suddenly .. a lady came in to meet that Client B.

Client B : " Ahh i was actually waiting for my wife. Its ok i was just asking only. Anyway i got camera already. "

I was like..... WHAT THE FARK is going on!!!??? Argghhh geram sia~~!!! Im going to punch ur balls dude...!!!! I swear when i see you again i sure grab ur ball ball!!! :X



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After 5pm...

Came one wierd client with long hair and braidings...errm some sort of nigga :P he was standing underneath the air-curtain of my company.
And i came to him and ask..

Me : " Sir , can i help you? "

Client C : " Ahh nothing , Im just looking "

Me : " Sir , we are having promotion .. bla bla bla bla - old grandma stories .. "

Client C : " Its ok actually the weather is hot and i need to borrow your air curtains "

Me : -_-" * nothing to say nothing to smile at .. *

Haihs...world has changed. People are getting wierdos... Now you know why i classify them as " one-card clients " in cantonese we called it " WAN KAT " means Bugger!

Happy Bird-Day Jack!!

Whoaalamaak....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BRO JACK~~!! huhu~~~!! so happy...everyone was cheering and mouth-watering while jack was trying to get rid all those stringy thing...


aiyo..slowly la bratheer~ the cake is yours ... hehehhe....hey i still want the portion of your cake ok..dont drop your saliva....


Jack is peeking at the little hole of the cake box. He's trying to guess what's inside...hehehe not osama bomb la :X

FULAMAK.... SO NICE... CHOCOLATE CAKE...!!!! Aww.. Nicole must be mouth watering by now .. ngek ngek~~!!


Jack getting an image on his b'day cake. Nicest and sweet taste of it. Unforgettable maxim cake house's chocolate cake....sooo yummmy~~!!!!

Argghhh unforgetableeeeeeee~~!!!! upclose again on the chocolate toppings...and sugar-made flower.... fuiyoooo!!!! I lurrveeeeeeeee chocolate :X


Private conversation :

Jack : " hey can the flower be eaten? "
Me : -___-" * duhh *
Jack : " ok i got it! " * showing his cheeky smile *


Damn kewl~~!! so colourful....awesome!!!


cut cut cut......please cut a bigger size for mine pls......im desperate for chocolates :P



According to my fortune telling experiences, if you found 2 notes with different currency, you will be a rich. ( dont trust too much as i havent pass since grade 1 )



While everyone posing for photographs ,

Me : " closer closer...hug hug the best "
Jack : " Arrghh enough close liao larr....im suffocated "
Connie ( blackshirt ) : " arrhh i had to stand behind ah...jack dont fart ok!! "

Everyone Laughed...

Me : " okok...everyone ready , 3 ... 2 ... 1 .. SAY CHEEZE~~!! Cheezeland~~!!

Sugar Ray Visits Penang

Ahha...finally our famous crystal collector cum blogger , Sugar Ray plan a visit to our Pearl of the Orient ( aiya...penang lah ). I've organized them a motel nearby the Penang Jetty and Komtar Complex. The location is strategic and convenient for travellers.

First of all , staying motel in Penang are cost-saving. Just imagine the room rates are from RM30 onwards and some with air-conditioned with fully equipped with TV , Hot Shower , Large bed.
Raymond came along with a group of friends which is around 18 ppl. Damn packed...they should arrive earlier. He promised me that should arrive at 11am. I've been waiting for them until 2pm :( damn punctual la cikopek :P

the white colour shirt guy is raymond cikopek :X was having check-in with a large number of his friends together.



The motel uncle was glad to see alot of clients. Too happy till nearly fall of from the chair.


heheh that's raymond's private 2 person room with air-conditioned....soooo cheeeeky~!



I guess raymond got himself into the tourism world book of record :X first time of getting 18ppl packed into 5 rooms motel :P How to stuff 18 ppl into 5 rooms? :D


Their actual objective of getting to our island was to visit the Bon Odori festival. Every year in July our island will be having the japanese ghost festival. Lotsa japanese kimonos will be worn that night. All pretty jap girls will be dancing with you. heheh now i know why raymond so eager to get to our little island :X

That night was a badluck! Out of sudden , heavy rain drops to the large field where the bon odori was held. Raymond cursing till his throat sour :P Poor guy....dissapointed with it and hereby i came in to rescue :P i knew raymond starving coz the sushi was wet with rain waters :P

So, John and I dropby at the motel and fetch raymond and his wife to a nice and coozy place to get himself warm up again :D We went to the famous Hokkien Mee Stalls in the " Gor Tiao Lor " ( 5th Streets ). The hokkien Mee ( some area called it Prawn Mee ) are very spicy and excellent taste. The soup are mix with prawn head and pork meat.



That's my bowl. I always love to request for extra toppings and noodle :P


Next to it , its the famous ice kacang in the 5th streets. I love the atapchi :D


That's what we called friends reunion dinner :X

Cikopek dont know where to start....ice kacang or the noodle or noodle with kacang.... :X

Arrrhhh so lansi...show off the ice kacang.....hey we oso got laaarh.... :D

Haihs...buaya act again........ i know lar ray, u buaya pompuan again la ...


Haha...that's Kelly ( on the left ). She's John's friend. I just knew her and she's friendly and nice. Until now i dont understand why she cant eat pork??? Hey our hokkien mee are full of porks :P something must be wrong here and she just kept quiet till we ate finish...still kept as secret....hey this aint fair man~~!!!


That's John with his hamsap face :P anyway this guy cant take chilies....always got himself sweaty and wet :P at times you can see him crying too hehehehehehhe :P


After the hokkien mee , we went up to the Balik Pulau hills to get chill and plan to visit the " boom boom corner ". Only one famous corner on the hill where lotsa modified cars with nice interior design and audio input will be demostrate to the public on saturday night. I can tell you...raymond is in bad luck :D That night heavy rain and they cancelled the demonstration. Poor little thing. In the end we just end up crap all night long.

Raymond is trying to show us his " jackpot ". Declined to name the function of it but i can recognize that this little pot is being used by the ancient china civilization. Its being used for storing wine or baby ghost.
Oops please ignore the right hand guy. No connection with the picture neither :X

We spend our night crapping till 1am. Sleepy....thank god i got my buddy as driver else i would be driving to the drain :X we sing and laugh in the car and thank god raymond is hell of a great joker. I cant imagine raymond still listen to oldies :P young age with old man thinking and that's i consider that he reached his maturity :X

The next day , i fetched raymond and his wife to enjoy breakfast at one of the famous char koay teow in penang. The oldest and famous " Sister Char Koay Teow " at Macalister Road. They opened that little stall since im a baby. its been almost 30 years heritage d.

errm no comment for this ... i guess previously somone did shit on this table .. :( ewww i dont ever dare to touch the table. No wonder my mummy once said that when food drops on the table , dont ever pick it up as its dirty!


Ray getting himself a chickie leg. I love the tender meat and delicious gravy. Others would have finger licking good , i guess this guy chicken sucking good :P


Tada... the famous char koay teow.. famous of genuine crab meat mix with egg and large JUMBO prawns. Price are reasonable from RM4 per plate. Not too oily and worth it :D

Ray started the conversation :-

Ray : " hey why the crab meat tasteless? "

Me : " When did the crab meat tasty ???? "

Ray : -___-" * frowned for asking dumb question *

Original Crab meat will never be tasty unless mix with ajinomoto :P

Guess what....that's what i called JUMBO PRAWN :D

Thank God Its Friday AGAIN...

Late in the evening , i got news from John that his leg was sprained ( due to over hiking ). He knew that his leg is pain , still eager to get his ass up to the hill and that's the result he got :D He barely can get down from his bed. Poor thing...so i decided to pay a visit to my buddy.

U know...i wont just visit , i will as well drag his ass down to Queensbay of course :D hehehehe always stay at home will get yourself rusty at times :P

So...

John were forced to accompany me shopping aka " kap kap " around Queensbay. Lately business over there were abit steep. Less potential buyer around these days. Nothing real special in that mall beside Manhattan Fish Market and my FAVOURITE TGI~~!! Arrhh i dont give a shit on business or how they were operated , the most important thing is that TGI dont dissapoint me can already :X


Aww look at his frowning face....i know i know .. ur leg pain...but no shop no life...no babe no life too :X hehehe eventually looking at pretty girls cured his leg :D at times i believe in miracle.

alarrr....i belanja u tgi oso need report to wife meh?

This dude always SMS-ing. In modern days are kinda cost saving. No longer calling. All only short messaging. Save cost and save time :D Even when you are furious with others , you could just screw them via sms without breath a word :D How nice was SMS-ing huh :D


Hey my favourite mushroom creamsoup again :D The waiter was asking me which i prefer , bowl or cup...for me sure bowl laaah... damn la that waiter said , " wah the bowl is very big one lor " and i was like .. hey u look down on me arh? blardy hell , that bowl is damn small ok... btw the prices are almost the same so i would grab the bowl :D



John got himself a burger. A famous friday burger if im not mistaken. I can tell you , TGI offers the best hamburger in town. It came with fresh melted cheeze and large size of beef with fries. Better than Mc-D of course :X see how thick is the beef .... whooolamak :D Some of my friend said that this position is a vulgar sign. If you keep hitting the bottle with this style , you are showing vulgar language via hand signal :D



sorry for those mc-d supporter but i really have to admit..TGI still rocks~! :D John is having problem with his ketchup bottle. The ketchup was frozen i guess.



Our Conversation goes :-

Me : " Tiu , what's wrong with your ketchup? "
John : " Niabeh , the tomato kenot come out larr!! " * showing his frowning face again *
Me : " Why dont you just use the fork and fork it out? "
John : " I wont fork , i'll f*ck "
Me : " ok you can do whatever you want with it , as long as dont pass me that ketchup! I dont want my hamburger to get sticky "
John frowned again... -___-"

Wanna know how John got his ketchup cum?


Whooolamakkk....everyone was loooking at him. Some are smiling. And i got some whisper saying " Hey look this guy is jerking on his burger "

ICE PROJECT : CHAPTER 1

John and I was passing by this car accessories shop to get ourself some goodies :D we both loved ICE alot ( not the drug..but its In-Car-Entertainment ). We love musics and the way of output from the tweeters.



Finally we arrived at the DINO ACCESSORIES shop. Friendly Boss and assistant. One of his worker intro us the CALIBER PREAMP. Its a tuner for music. An Elixir of Life. We can adjust the bass control , the mid control and etc....ok let's start my project :D


A handsome guy get in my car and fix the preamp and required to unplug all the connection cables and RCA cables as well. First of all , remove the steering wheel part. Before you remove the steering plate , of course you need to startup your engine to release the steering lock.



Poor SEG , im sorry to see you being ravished :X I can see all your internal organs :( all blueish arteries came out :P


Haaaihhss....sad scene again..with upclose with my N73 :P ... i have sacrificed some of your appearance in order to get the exilir of life. A potion to gain control of my zen. My SEG is my ZEN :D All because of my stupid Pioneer HU ( Head Unit ) which one of my colleague sabotaged my volume controller....DARRN!!! I never forgive u !!!



Poor John had to follow me for my ice project chapter 1. He was my adviser and as well master. He thought me lotsa of stuff in music control balance. He is damn kewl~~!! Eventhough he did not get his dinner , yet he still follow me to accomplish my first chapter. Very nice buddy and hard to get this days~!! Owe u one buddy!!! Never forget you :D best buddy of all :D


Pheeww...after couple of hours , finally my preamp installed. Im so happy!! So far i can say , this set is better lookin compare to other models on the shelf :P cheap price as well. I can get this thingy around RM130 and RM30 for the installation fees. Got discounted RM15 from the friendly boss :D


Dammn just noticed that it has the RED LED light on it ..... DAMMMMMMMMMN COOOL~~~!!! It glows reddish in the dark....so damn kewl~!!!!!!! Arrrghhh never regret i tell you!!!!